Dear Rhode

Hey it's me Wisconsin your sister. You don't remember me do you. I'm the punk looking one Minnesota always harasses and you owe me fifty bucks from that bet in the NY/ NJ fight.

So how have you been? I hope your doing well. Has anything intresting happened lately?

Sincerely

Samantha Lynn Jones

( Wisconsin)

P.S

I sent some of my home made fudge and ice cream. I hope you like it.

Hello, Wisconsin. Yes I remember you. It's hard to forget someone that I owe money to. I can't believe I lost that bet. I hardly loose bets.

I'm fine. My boss has been giving me a lot of paperwork, though. I swear New Hampshire and Mass are planning something. It's creepy.

So, how are you?

P.S. Thanks. Now I just have to keep it away from Mass. How she gets into my house I have no idea.

Dear Rhode Island,

Oh, what kind of stuff? Nothing too stupid, I hope.

Actually, I don't have that much to do. There are these mysterious disappearances I have to deal with, and the abnormal suicide rate during the thirty days of night, though. That's not very fun. And then sometimes America and Russia decide to come to my house and bicker. I swear those two are like an old married couple. An old married couple that likes to play the Strangulation Game from time to time. But when they get like that I usually kick them out.

We should all get together sometime. It's hard to see all of you, being disambiguous and all. Why should I stay away from Louisiana?

Sincerely,

June Braginski-Jones

Alaska

Don't get me started. It is beyond words.

That doesn't sound fun. And knowing Dad he probably makes a mess of your house. Sometimes I wonder why he meets with Russia if they're just going to fight.

Talk to Dad or D.C. about getting us all together. They'll have to find somewhere that is practically bomb-proof. Just stay away from Louisiana. He's bad news.

Hello Sis,

Have you seen Kekkaishi before,its a really cool anime.

Anyway hows it been?

Anything new?

I just realized how short you are,its sorta cute.

With love and palmetto trees, Carrie

Where did you get the idea I was a girl?

No, I haven't. I don't watch anime. Mass might have seen it, though.

I have been fine. You?

Besides the fact Mass found my coffee milk stash and is saying I have an addiction? No, not much.

I'm not that short! And I am certainly not cute!

Yo Rhode!

'Sup? It's your AWESOME COOL bro New York! I just got grounded because I didn't clean my room ... SO, I decided to write my bro a letter. How you been? New Jersey is mad because I egged his room. xD I'm so awesome ...

C ya,

Dustin Jones (New York)

Hello, New York.

You sound like an idiot when you keep calling yourself awesome. And frankly, it's quite annoying.

Obviously someone would get mad if you egged their room. Why do you annoy New Jersey, anyways? He's just going to hurt you.

Yo Rhode Island,

It's so totally not cool what Mass is making you do. Actually, it's the fact that she has stolen your coffee milk that makes this all uncool.

So how are things on your side of the country? Just the other day I saw the Awesome Prussia(totally weird that he calls himself that) hanging out at one of my beaches with Uncle Canada.

Anyway, I got ta go. Summer's getting closer and the surf is big. Maybe I'll try and get your coffee milk back from Mass before I go out and surf...

From,

Your totally cooltastic brother Cameran Jones AKA California

Right? Sometimes I want to punch her in the face and then I remember she's just upset over not being Dad's favorite anymore. Stealing my coffee milk is just unforgiveable, though.

The usual. New York and Mass got in a fight again. Really? Don't tell Dad. He'd beat the shit out of Prussia.

Even if I don't see the point or the appeal of surfing, have fun. Don't worry about Mass.

Dear RHODEY-

And what was so bad about us making you stay up two nights in a row? That was fun! *starts laughing but tries to hide it* You were so drunk... oh wait... that's right... You didn't know we spiked your- NEVERMIND

Sooooo... *coughs* How's life?

Signed-

Maddi Jones (New Hampshire)

I SAID DON'T CALL ME THAT!

Lots of things. What? New Hampshire? WHAT THE HELL DID YOU DO TO MY DRINK?

My life is fine. I'm suddenly debating whether or not to go to your house and kill you. And Massachusetts. She needs to be taken care of as well.