Dear Rhode Island,

Okay...

Oh, it's not fun. I have no clue. All I know is, they come to my house once a month, then I get to clean blood out if the carpet. Again. Not to mention all of my funiture that they break. All they do is pick on each other constantly, which then leads to violence! I'm at my breaking point! If I have to clean that damn carpet one more time I'll...I'll...KolKolKolKol*sigh* Sorry, didn't mean to lose my cool. Maybe I should visit Mattie.

I'll do that eventually. Okay, I'll stay away from Louisiana. It is because he's related to France?

Sincerely,

June Braginski-Jones

Alaska

Trust me, you don't want to know.

Try telling Dad that. He might listen, especially if you add in tears. Uncle Matt might help, too. I know he likes to get a chance to nag Dad.

Yes, it is.

Hey Rhode Island!

Um, I hope you don't mind I'm the first human to message you, and please don't kill me for being from Boston (bad memories...bad memories) but how's life?

Crazy warm winter huh? I have to say, it's the first time we haven't had more than a dusting of snow since I moved to this state!

Mass. should NOT have taken your coffee milk! Maybe we should take something of hers, hm?

Hello.

No I don't mind, as long as you're not from New York or England. I'm getting along as best I can without my damn coffee milk.

And people say global warming is a myth. Although we did have a ton of snow last year and it seems to alternate lots of snow with a little snow. Still, it was kind of freaky.

The only two things that would bother her a lot is her baseball bat or magic. I'm not going anywhere near those things; I don't feel like dying.

Rhode

Oh that's go people tend to forget me. Yea I suppose that's true but I only lose to Navada when I'm betting.

That's good and yea I know what's that's like my boss is being weird with the recall election coming up soon. Just try to keep an eye on them and test your food that what I do when Minn gives me a weird look.

I'm ok I've been better * blood dots the letter* ah Minn knock it off.

Wisconsin

Everyone loses to Nevada.

*shrugs* I always have people do that. I don't have many friends in some places.

What happened?

Dear rhode island

Ja, I don't really know you, but Germany said I should broadan my connections, so I'm writing.

How do you do?

What is z it like in rhode island?

I know america is very different from germany ja?

Have to go, I have a ..'Meeting' with venice.

From Munich

I am fine, if a bit stressed. My siblings can be hard to control without killing someone or blowing something up sometimes. And how are you?

It's like Rhode Island. Cold winters, warm summers, and random weather.

Of course it is. Culturally and geographically.

A "meeting"?

[A/N: I tried to make NH have a heavy New England accent in this, but I have no idea what we sound like to the rest of the world (_ _") BTW she's not drunk(though she thinks she is), Mass put that mouth numbing stuff in her drink so she can't properly talk XD I just wanted an excuse to try and see if I can write a decent N.E. accent]

*sloppy hand writing*

Dear Rhode Island-

If ya' see Mass... KILL 'ER! She slipped somethin' in mah drink and now everythin's all... messed up. Which iz odd fer me, since I can normally hold my alcohol pretty damn well... I think.

Call me 'Maddi' I dun like bein' called mah state name... iz so formal. And I didn' do shit thank yuh very much! It waz all Mass, I juss didn't stop 'er since that shit was funny as hell. I think Maine put it on YouTube 'r somethin'

Kill me?YOU WISH YOU COULD KILL ME! I could kick yer ass from 'ere to Boston! Kill Mass, though. Damn Masshole [A/N: NO OFFENSE TO ANY MASSACHUSETTS PEOPLES! I LOVES YOU! Just not your sales tax :/(New Hampshire doesn't have sales tax XD)]

If Mass gives ya' yer coffee milk back, dun drink it. She pro'ly put somethin' in it.

Signed-

Maddi Jones (AKA New HampsOHSCREWITYOUKNOWWHOIAM)

I doubt it is just the alcohol, Maddi. And I was already going to kill her.

Fine. All of you are dead. I don't care who did what, I'm killing you all.

Yes, kill you. You wouldn't stand a chance against me. You wish you could kill me, Maddi. Especially in the state you're in now.

She wouldn't dare touch my coffee milk.

Yo Rhode Island,

Too bad for her then. Stealing your coffee milk is as bad stealing Uncle Canada's Maple Serup. And wait a sec... whose Dad's favorite now?

Not cool. Why are they fighting anyway. Well maybe we should, I think it'd be cool to fight Prussia. I wonder how many of us it would take to take him down?

Actually, I don't even know why I surf. Maybe it's because of my people... I guess I'll leave the Mass situation to you. Just know that I'll be there right away if you ask for help.

From,

Your helpful(if sometimes confused) brother Cameran Jones AKA California

I think it's a tie between D.C., New York, Florida, and you. I'm not really sure.

They've always been fighting. Dad wouldn't involve us with that. He'd take it personal because Uncle Matt is his brother.

I'll be fine. I can handle Mass easily.

Rhode,

No I don't! That's kinda funny actually, because Pennsylvania keeps saying the same thing about me . . . Aww, come on, I'm not annoying! I annoy New Jersey because we were meant to be MORTAL ENEMIES. B) *nervous laugh* he can't hurt me! Not at ALL! Heh . . . Mass and I got into ANOTHER fight over which baseball team is better . . . (YANKEES/METS 4 LIFE!) Oh, I gotta go, England is visiting Dad and it's my turn to restrain Mass from killing the guy.

From,

The one and only Dustin Jones (New York)

Dustin Jones (New York)

You do. Penn is right. You are incredibly annoying.

Your baseball team sucks, New York.

He is? Damn, I'm too busy to go kill him. Oh well, next time.

How ya' doin', pipsqueak? I kinda wish you didn't take on the most distinguishing feature of your state sometimes... You're so small I sometimes worry about Alaska, California or Texas squishing you!

Anyways... I bet you wish Providence got a professional sports team. I've been trying to convince daddy that all 53 of us (including DC, Puerto Rico and the Virgin Islands) should have at least one.

I'm not that short, Michigan, and don't call me that. I'm not invisible, they won't sit on me. Besides, I'd hurt them if they did.

Sometimes. I do have some sports teams but they're in the lower leagues.