A/N okay so you know what this chapter's about… but reread went through a little fixing stage I guess you could say. Some parts should make better sense now, well if you see anything wrong let me know.

"Talking"

"Thoughts"

"Demonic talking and jutsu's"

"Demonic thoughts"

Icha Icha: Konoichi Trouble

Today was like any other day in Konohagakure no Sato. The partly cloudy day, perfect temperature. an all-around good day. Although some people were happier about today more than usual; seeing as an energetic blonde was set to return from he's three year training trip. Little did they know Naruto had a surprise of a life time for them?

Outside of konoha

Said blonde was currently walking next to his sensei Jiraya.

"I can't wait to get back!" said the slightly energetic blonde

"Yeah you haven't changed a bit, have ya gaki" chuckled Jiraya looking at the blonde next to him 'god he's going to be swarmed by all the ladies in Konoha!' he thought 'Maybe I just found my next Icha Icha: edition!' squealed the sannin in his mind.

The blonde let out a laugh "Yeah I guess I haven't changed really huh…" but then Naruto sighed, and put his hands behind he's head "I can't wait to see them again; all my friends I've missed them a lot"

"I'll bet you do," said Jiraya "Naruto why don't you go ahead, I got some research to catch up on" he said, and then a perverted giggle escaped from him "unless this time you want to come with?"

As the gates of Konoha came into view Naruto started to run; while yelling back "no thanks ero-sensei, I'll see ya later ok"

With that said both sensei and student went their separate ways. The sannin to do his 'research' and Naruto to see the hokage.

Soon enough within another few minutes of running Naruto found himself walking through the gates of Konoha. Naruto looked around and saw that the village hadn't changed at all. The only difference was that Tsunade's head had been carved into the mountain making her a fully official Hokage. Naruto smiled at the image.

Although through this Naruto couldn't help but feel nostalgic at the site of his home, Konoha

'Well I better go see Tsunade-chan, and Shizune-chan' thought Naruto, quickly he jumped up on top of a roof and made he's way towards the hokage tower.

Tsunade's office

Today was a good day for Tsunade seeing as a certain blonde that she couldn't stop dreaming about for 3 years was set to return 'then I'll be able to tell him how I feel about him' thought the slug sannin happily, then she sighed 'I can't tell him, how would it look if I told a 16 year old kid I fell for him when he was 13… I'd make cradle robber history!'

With that said Tsunade sighed and got back to work "damn paper work" grumbled the sannin with new found anger "I don't see why any of them want to be hokage" she was then broken from her musings; as Shizune came into the office "Tsunade-sama somebody is here to see you" unable to wipe the grin and light blush off her face.

"This better be good," she replied with agitation in her voice "never mind, I don't want to deal with them tell them come back tomorrow" Tsunade growled still a little peeved at the conclusion she came to about the man of her dreams.

Shizune then grinned slyly then said "well then, I'll tell Naruto-kun to come back tomorrow" Tsunade jumped out of her seat in an instant "what, what are you waiting for send him in!" Shizune couldn't help but giggle at the antics of her longtime friend "ok, Naruto-kun you can come in now" she said in a sing song voice

Naruto opened the door and walked in only to yell "ahh!", while being glomped to the floor by an ecstatic Tsunade "Naruto I've missed you how have you been!" she shouted happily crushing the blonde she loved between her breasts

"Mhmmh!" was the only incoherent reply, while said blonde was turning blue from the lack of air

"Tsunade-sama I think your suffocating him" said Shizune worried that Naruto might die on his first day back to Konoha. Tsunade quickly released the hug and blushed, but stayed on top of him not realizing that she was straddling him, then replied with an "oops"

Naruto and Shizune realized what position that he and Tsunade were in and blushed deeply; 'uh oh I better get her of me or I might give her a surprise!' thought Naruto and decided to voice it since Shizune was having indecent thoughts about all three of them, and all the while seemed not to notice the blood trickling down her nose.

"Ts-tsu-tsunade-ch-chan uuummm…" Naruto at a loss for words points to the position there in; Tsunade quickly shook from her stupor at the sound of her dream boy, and then blushed a shade of red that would make hinata jealous. Then she got off quicker than lightning while shouting/ stuttering "s-so-sorry!"

Tsunade then went and sat at her desk then looked at Naruto, he now stood at a height of 5'6, his sun kissed blonde hair was a little longer than when he was younger (shippoden hair). His face had lost all of its baby fat. But still held the boyish charm from his younger days, giving him a more mature/ handsome look. He was muscular but not to the point of a weight training maniac; he's figure was lithe and agile, like he was made for speed but still looked like he held a hidden strength in him. He's ocean blue eye's seemed a little calmer but still held most of his old mischievous ways in them.

Naruto opted to change from he's orange jumpsuit when Jiraya played "target practice" with him (he was the target). Naruto was wearing a long sleeved black shirt that stuck to his body like a second skin, showing of his defined muscles. Also he wore faded dark blue jeans with a kunai pouch tied to his leg, the shoe's he was wearing were black shinobi sandals. The bluish/ green necklace that he won from Tsunade, was hanging proudly from his neck in plain view. But the most noticeable article of clothing that he was wearing would be the cape, from a distance you would think he was the yodaime, yes Naruto knew of his heritage and was proud of it, although the capes look was different. The cape was black, and waves seem to dance on the bottom of the collar, as well as the bottom of the cape, a crucifix looked to be rising out of the waves with a white outline, but black still on the inside, and in the crucifix stood in blue the kanji for "maelstrom fox". His hands had black gloves on, probably for a better grip on the ninjato that stood on the small of his back, with both ends coming out of the cape. Also his hitai-ate now had a black cloth that was tied around his waist to hold his ninjato and pants like a belt.

'Oh! God look at that body' she thought suddenly looking at the boy with hunger. Again she shook herself from her thoughts, and then got serious. "Naruto were going to have to test you, to see if you should be promoted or not" Naruto gave an affirmative nod at the statement and replied "so who will I be going against?"

Shizune decided to step in at that moment and said "you'll be going against kakashi-san, at training ground 7, so do your best Naruto-kun, the test is tomorrow at 7 am. Until then you got the rest of the day to rest, catch up with friends, and ever thing else you need to do…"

"Hai," replied Naruto "anything else you need, before I leave"

Tsunade gave a nod and said "you got any surprises for us that we should know about?" Naruto got on his feet and started laughing then proceeded to walk towards the door while saying "of course I do Tsunade-chan I have a big surprise for you guys" then he was gone, out the door.

"What do you think he meant by that Tsunade-sama?" asked a worried Shizune

"I don't know dammit! Why didn't he tell us what it was," said Tsunade; a tick appeared on her forehead "and he forgot to tell us about his trip!"

Somewhere in Konoha

Naruto was walking around Konoha and noticed that he still got all the glares from the men but couldn't help but chuckle as the women stared at him with barley hidden lust causing the men to glare even more, but Naruto could care less. The reason he was walking around, to put it simple; he was bored "man what should I do now" he wondered out loud

All of a sudden he stomach growled 'RAMEN TIME' thought the enthusiastic blonde. He turned in the direction of the ramen stand, and then started walking again. After walking for a while Naruto found his way to the Ichiraku ramen stand, were Naruto's favorite ramen chef and waiter. Teuchi Ichiraku and Ayame Ichiraku were there. All though Naruto didn't seem to notice a couple of his old friends there so he walked in and sat done while saying "hey Ayame-chan old man long time no see!"

Shikamaru was enjoying he's lunch with his friends Ino, Chouji, Kiba, and Megami (this is the female sasuke...) while reminiscing about the past. He thought about how they all have changed but, the most to change would be Megami, she left the village wanting more power, but ended up coming back a year later, and when she was asked about why she came back, she'd mumble something about perverted snakes while walking away.

Another thing that was surprising was her sudden feeling for a certain blonde teammate of hers. So when Naruto came in out of nowhere saying hi to Ayame and Teuchi, everyone was surprised to say the least.

"Is that really you" whispered Megami her heart beating a little faster at the fact the he was back.

At Naruto's chuckle he replied "the one and only" then he had a look of surprise on his face "Me-Megami-chan y-you came back!" he stuttered

Naruto shook himself from his stupor and couldn't help but blush looking at Megami. Her straight jet black hair went to the small of her back, that somehow went with her heart shaped face and full lips with beautiful onyx eyes. Her creamy pale skin went with her hour glass figure, from what he could tell at the moment she had full perky c-cup bordering d-cup breasts and a nice round butt that seemed to go with her body.

For clothes she was wearing her hitai-ate around her neck, her black v-neck t-shirt seemed to stick to her like second skin and gave a little bit of cleavage. She wore tight fitting jeans with a kunai pouch tied a little bit above her right knee, with black shinobi sandals to help complete here look.

Naruto couldn't help but be entranced by her beauty and whispered "Megami-chan y-your beautiful" said uchiha blushed a pretty shade of red and stuttered a thank you while looking away.

Ayame growled at the complement the uchiha got 'he's mine he should be complementing me!' she thought. Ayame quickly composed herself and said "Naruto-kun here's your ramen" while placing said ramen in front of him.

Naruto turned away from Megami and looked at the ramen with a look that said 'want' Ayame couldn't help but giggle at the site. Naruto grabbed some chop sticks from seemingly nowhere and broke them apart, said a quick prayer and dug in. as soon as he was done he looked at Shikamaru with a piece of noodle sticking out making him look super cute. Before he could say anything he was glomped to the floor by both Megami and Ayame while they yelled "cute!"

While on the ground Naruto said "Shikamaru remember what I, you, Kiba, Chouji and the others did before I left?"

"Yeah" was the reply of the lazy Nara

"Well meet me there tonight, ok I got some new things to show you guys," said Naruto "oh and girls?"

"Yeah" both Megami and Ayame said

"Can you get off me please?" asked Naruto. He got another yeah from the girls as they got up and blushed, only to look at each other and glare. As they glared Naruto said bye to them all and started walking away, no one realizing that he forgot to pay for his ramen.

Shikamaru stood up and stretched "this is troublesome, hey Kiba, Chouji lets go round up the other guys" said guys nodded and got on their feet to walk away only to be stopped by the three girls Megami, Ayame, and Ino.

"Where do you think you're going" they said in unison, all three boys sweat dropped "you did hear what I said before didn't you" said Shikamaru

"Yeah" came the short reply "well that's where were going and what we're doing" said Kiba as they walked away.

A/N ok… so I never realized how much I suck at grammar… even now after so much time spent, I still know without a doubt that I will never be too good on it. R&R if you want more chapters. I plan to pump out as much as I can before anything else happens.