Disclaimer: I do not own Shino or any of the Naruto characters in this story, but I do own the cat!
Shino's New Cat, Shino
Shino Aburame sat on the cool green grass beneath the big oak tree that lay in Konoha village. A cool breeze went by making the world seem perfect at the moment for him. This was Shino's time to feel "cool."
Just then Shino heard the noise of an "arf!" which was probably from a dog and then an ugly human "arf!". This was probably from…..
"Hey Shino!" someone shouted from a distance. Shino turned around to see a big ball of dust barreling in towards him. Shino blinked although nobody could see it. Kiba……he thought.
Just then he heard Kiba call out, "Dynamic Marking!" Shino felt shade appear above him although the sun should have been burning against his warm, ugly, white, long coat. He looked up too little too late as a type of wetness fell onto his head.
Rain? No…"PEE! Kiba, I'M GONNA KILL YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Shino screamed.
Suddenly Shino sensed the shade inching closer and closer to him.
This must mean only one thing! Shino thought, suddenly looking very serious.( Although you couldn't tell) He looked up and screamed. "Dog Butt!" Shino screamed as he took a step forward, beginning to run away, but before he could move anymore the fat dog fell onto him.
"Oof! Stupid dog!" Shino said, trying to kick it off. Then he heard a scratch and felt a gust of wind come across a part of
his boxers. Shino blushed madly ( although you still couldn't notice and Shino of all people! Wonder why I wrote this part. Actually it shows he's got some emotion even though you can't see it)
"I am going to kill Kiba!" Shino muttered. Then it occurred to him that dogs didn't scratch people because they were too stupid. They bit butts instead. Slowly Shino turned around and to his horror he saw……a cat!
The cat rubbed his head against the part of Shino's pants that it ripped (His boxers! Ha! Ha!)
"Excuse me, but that is rude." Shino said.
The cat stared at Shino. Shino stared at the cat. They both stared at each other. Then he realized that it needed a makeover!
"Ahem. You need a makeover, dude!"
"Meow!" (I agree with ya pal!)
Shino got up and looked into the cat's eyes. Then he snapped his fingers and did a little super Shino move. "It's time for me to turn into super stylin' Shino! I'll get you fixed up right now!"
Hours later…
Kiba searched the streets of Konoha village looking for any trace of his dog, Akamaru. (He sent it after Shino so it could pee, but then lost track of it.)
"Akamaru! Where are you?" Kiba called. Just then he stopped. He had heard something. An eternal silence behind that tree.
"Shino!" Kiba said happily. He ran up to the tree and looked behind it. Behind it was…
The big fat white jacket which covered his face. Cool sunglasses that show he has no expression. Weird, wild black hair that sticks up all over the place. Whiskers. And a tail.
"Shino! Where have you been?" Kiba asked. "And have you seen my dog, Akamaru?"
"Meow!" ( No way, dude!"
"Oh, okay. Hey, since when did you learn to speak cat language? Since when have I learned to understand it?" Kiba asked. He scratched his head. He knew he forgot something.
"Oh yeah! We've got another mission to go to. Hurry up, Shino! And find my dog already!" Kiba yelled as he started running back to the Hokage's office.
"Meow! Hssst!" ( You find your own dog, lame brains! And I'm not Shino! I'm Shino cat!")
Shino cat began following Kiba back. Behind a tree the real Shino stood watching.
"My work is brilliant!" he said. "I should open up a barber shop!" Then he walked home continuing to think about his weird idea.
Well that's it for this chapter!It's pretty short and I'm not sure if I should continue or make it a oneshot.Well that's up to your reviews!