Here's the next chapter of "Nicktoons: World of the Crazies". Last time, Alternate SpongeBob decided to take Danny and Timmy to a special place to help them relax. Though, it might not be the best place to relax.

Enjoy…

Chapter 6: Binge Celebration

Later that day, Alternate SpongeBob, Danny, Timmy, and the fairies stopped in front of a large building. "Well, here we are." Alternate SpongeBob pointed with a smile.

Danny and Timmy stare at the building that had a sign above reading 'Krusty Kocktail'. After much speculation, they concluded that this was definitely the alternate version of the Krusty Krab, though the building was shaped differently to look much like a large barrel than a treasure chest.

"This is the Krusty Krab, isn't it?" Timmy asked Alternate SpongeBob.

"Krusty Krab?" Alternate SpongeBob questioned with a confused look.

"Well, we have a place like this back in our universe." Danny explained. "It's kinda good to know there's still a place around here where we can get krabby patties."

"Krabby patties?" Alternate SpongeBob asked with an even more confused look. "What kind of universe do you live in?"

Danny and Timmy were even more surprised. "No krabby patties?" Wanda asked in shock.

Cosmo even shouted, "What kind of backwater universe is this?"

Alternate SpongeBob then skipped ahead. "Come on, guys! What are you waiting for?" he then walked through the retractable front doors.

Danny and Timmy glance at each other and go inside and were in awe to see the inside looked almost nothing like the Krusty Krab. Everything was set differently, there was a stage in the corner of the room, the tables looked the same except the customers seemed to be drinking out of strange mugs, and there was a long counter that Alternate SpongeBob was sitting at.

"Over here!" Alternate SpongeBob shouted with a wave.

The two boys rush over to him while Wanda just grabbed Cosmo and Poof. "This is no family-friendly place." She angrily said before poofing away.

Danny and Timmy walk past the tables and join him on his right of the counter. "Well, what do you think?" Alternate SpongeBob asked them with a smile.

"Uh…" Danny stuttered to say. "I don't really know. If there are no krabby patties here, what is there to eat?"

"I think you mean 'drink'." Alternate SpongeBob corrected as he pounded on the table. "Over here, Krabs!"

Then suddenly the Alternate Mr. Krabs walked over to them, wearing a bartender outfit. "Ahoy, SpongeBob, I was wonderin' what you'd show up again."

"Sorry, Mr. Krabs, I ran into a bit of trouble the other day." Alternate SpongeBob smiled slyly and pointed at Danny and Timmy. "Give us three shots of the Special."

He put a couple of coins on the counter which Alternate Mr. Krabs contentedly accepted. "Three Specials comin' right up."

When he walked away, Alternate SpongeBob explained to them, "That's Mr. Krabs, he owns this dig."

"We kinda figured that out." Timmy mentioned. "But how can you work in a place like this?"

Alternate SpongeBob chuckled, "Oh, I don't work here, Timmy. All I do is sing karaoke on Open Mic Night." He pointed at the stage in the corner of the room. "Work here, no."

"Confused, yes." Danny added with a raised eyebrow. "It kinda beats the thought of you working here in a-"

"Three Specials." The three turn to see an Alternate Squidward handing them three large mugs. Then he oddly waved at Alternate SpongeBob as he walked away. "Catch you later, SquarePants."

"Wait, you like SpongeBob?" Timmy asked in shock, nearly climbing on the table.

"He's got great hair." Alternate Squidward simply answered as he left. "What'd you expect?"

"Well," Alternate SpongeBob held his mug in the air to toast. "To new comrades!"

But before he could drink, Danny interrupted him and quickly said, "Uh-w-wait a minute, SpongeBob. In case you didn't notice. We're in a bar, and Timmy and I are kids, so…we can't actually drink…"

However, Alternate SpongeBob just chuckled again and patted Timmy on the head. "Oh, you silly kids." He held up his glass and explained, "This isn't anything naughty. It's Mr. Krabs's special recipe for the perfect drink. Although, the last time I was here and I had about eight or nine of these, I did feel a little…- ah, what does it matter? Just try it. It's for anyone of any age."

After Alternate SpongeBob started chugging his drink down, Danny and Timmy stare at theirs for a second before grasping their mug and taking a large sip.

It wasn't long until they widen their eyes and Timmy is the first to spit out his drink. "Ugh!" Timmy gagged. "This taste like…mushed krabby patties mixed into a smoothie."

"I know, isn't it great?" Alternate SpongeBob asked with a smile. "Mr. Krabs came up with this brilliant drink by mixing these strange burgers in the blender and creating the ultimate beverage! Fantastic!"

Timmy pushed his cup away and looked sick as he stepped out of his seat. "I'm gonna…go wash my mouth out in the bathroom."

Danny watched Timmy walked away, and once he was gone, Danny stealthily grabbed Timmy's mug next to his own and started drinking it, obviously not sharing Timmy's thoughts of the krabby patty drink.

When Alternate Mr. Krabs was rounding a corner of the back, he stopped when he spotted the wanted posters of Timmy and Danny on the wall. He looked out of the corner to see Danny and Alternate SpongeBob sitting at the counter, drinking. As he looked at the poster again, dollar bill signs seemed to light up in his eyes. He then rushed to the phone and speedily dialed it.

"Yes, hello?" Alternate Mr. Krabs said into the phone with a greedy smirk on his face. "I have just the ones you're lookin' for."

Back at the counter, Danny pushed his empty mug away and started striking up a conversation with Alternate SpongeBob.

"Hey, uh…SpongeBob?" Danny asked nervously. "Do you know anyone in this universe who…resembles me in anyway?"

"Hmm…" Alternate SpongeBob scratched his chin in thought at the question. "Well, you do kinda remind me of that guy over there."

Danny turned and saw what looked like an Alternate Francis chugging a krabby patty drink in one gulp and burping afterwards.

"What?" Danny asked in shock. "How- Oh, never mind. That's not what I meant. I wanna know if you know the alternate version of me."

While Alternate SpongeBob was drinking, his eyes widen and he silently choked on his drink. He quickly straightened up and gave a nervous giggle. "Why would you wanna know the you of this world?"

"It has me concerned." Danny answered. "When people see me, they act like I'm about to do something horrible to them, and you acted like you knew who I was before we met- not to mention, you tried to hug me."

Alternate SpongeBob looked away in what seemed like sadness. "Well…we have met before." Then he grew a small smile. "We still see each other sometimes."

Danny smiled. "So you do know him." But then his smile immediately dropped. "Wait! What's he like if people are afraid of him? Is he a jerk?"

"Oh no, no," Alternate SpongeBob answered defensively. "He's just misunderstood. Once you get to know him, he's a real swell guy."

"Phew," Danny said in relief and smiled. "So he's good here too." But then his smile dropped again. "Wait, does he really punch people?"

"Well, yes, but I'm sure he doesn't really mean it." Alternate SpongeBob answered. "Usually, he only does when people are mean to him…or when they stare at him."

Danny's eyes widen and quickly turns his head toward Alternate SpongeBob, "What? You can't be serious! So he's evil in this universe? I'M evil in this universe?"

"Of course not, Danny." Alternate SpongeBob replied, patting him on the back. "You're a great guy- here and here." Danny seemed to calm down a bit until Alternate SpongeBob added, "Except with those ecto-beams. Those things can really hurt if you say the wrong thing around him."

While Danny looked dazed and confused, Alternate Squidward came over to them and said, "SpongeBob, we got a problem. We need entertainment."

"Well, what about your clarinet." Alternate SpongeBob asked.

"My reed is shot. We need your singing talents to keep the audience entertained."

Alternate SpongeBob thought to himself and snapped his fingers. "You're right. I'm the hero even for friends."

When he hopped off his seat and marched off, Danny snapped out of his daze and looked to see Alternate SpongeBob heading to the stage. Alternate SpongeBob grabbed the microphone and a spotlight shone on him as Danny walked toward the front of the stage to get a better view, and was eventually joined by Timmy, who returned from the bathroom.

After everyone had their attention to Alternate SpongeBob, he cleared his throat and sang, "Me, me, me, me, MEEEEE!" then he pointed in one direction and a soothing song began playing.

Alternate SpongeBob: "My tighty-whiteys

Tighty-whiteys

Who makes my whole light worthwhile?

So I start everyday with a smile

You fit like a glove, you make me proud of you

That's why I love you, my tighty-whiteys"

As he sang, the audience cheered and Danny and Timmy watched in enthusiasm. "I gotta admit," Timmy told Danny with a smile. "Other than the bad guys here, this universe is pretty cool."

"It'll be nice to tell Jimmy, Tak, and SpongeBob about it once we get back." But once Danny said this, a look of realization and horror appeared on his face.

Alternate SpongeBob: "When you're old and gray

I won't throw you away

I'll spend laundry day with my tighty-whiteys"

While Alternate SpongeBob continued singing happily, Danny quickly turned to Timmy and grabbed him by his shoulders. "Timmy, we have to figure it out!"

"Figure what out?" Timmy asked in confusion.
"How are we gonna get back home?"

But before they could ponder over this, the front doors of the bar blew open and a group of four large droids similar to the one that attacked Retroville before all this, came in and scanned the perimeter. From the lead one's point of view, it spotted Danny and Timmy among the crowd. Then their eyes suddenly glow bright red and they started marching into the bar, firing lasers in every direction.

The customers all ran around screaming while Alternate SpongeBob seemed to be the only one acting calm. The red-headed sponge then swung the microphone by its cord and flung it at the lead droid, causing its head to static.

Danny had changed into ghost form and fired a couple of ghost rays. "Let's get out of this place!"

"You don't have to tell me twice." Timmy replied as he pulled a two gold stars out of his pockets and threw them at the droids.

Alternate SpongeBob spotted the boys and he jumped off the stage, swinging on a chandelier, and landing right between Danny and Timmy, and they ran up the stairs of the bar.

As the droids proceeded to follow them, Mr. Krabs peeked out from behind the counter and asked, "Hey, where's me reward?"

When Danny, Timmy, and Alternate SpongeBob were on the walkway above the saloon, they peeked down to see the droids attempting to follow them. "How are we supposed to get out of here?"

"I can fly us both out of here." Danny told as he held out his hands. "Just grab on."

"We can't do that." Alternate SpongeBob replied. "We have to get out of here stealthily."

"Ghosts are totally stealthy." Danny mentioned in an offended tone.

"This ain't one of your Sickmoon fights back home, kid."

Timmy turned around and spotted something as he smiled, "A garbage chute!"

Alternate SpongeBob turned and smiled also. "That's perfect! Let's go."

"Wait, we can't-" but before Danny could finish, Alternate SpongeBob just grabbed his arm and pulled him through the entrance of the chute and he screamed as he slid down the pipe with Timmy and Alternate SpongeBob.

A special note, the song that Alternate SpongeBob sings "My Tighty Whiteys" is an actual SpongeBob song that can be heard on "The Best Day Ever Album".