A/N:What will happen in this chapter! Who knows! You have to read it first! Oh btw i love getting reviews good or bad i just want to know if im good or not so yeah. :) READ ON!
Dear diary,
I still feel sick just writing in this thing. Oh hey now its still a gift. Whatever. We can eat him when the time comes. No it would just make us sick if we eat him. Maybe your right. Today we saw Deidara throw sushi at Kisame. Poor Kisame.
I thought it was funny. We even managed to catch some for a little snack. He seemed pretty upset though seeing his own kind as food. But it was still very delicious.
We saw rosebush and sweet talked her some more. Oh my sweet rosebush
-Zetsu
Dear diary,
Today we almost ate Deidara. We almost got him too. He kicked us on my side of our face. I feel horrible about what he did to you. Soon we'll eat him. He would make such a nice snack.
But I think we should let Itachi get to him first.
-Zetsu
Food food rosebush and yummy people. Food food rosebush and even more mummy people~~~
My side of our face still hurts...
-Zetsu
Pain saw that the rest of the diary was filled with pictures of the rosebush. That was Pains favorite rosebush he planted it a few months ago. He might as well not call it his now. Pain shuddered at the sudden thought of Zetsu trying to flirt with it. Konan hadn't come back to his office.
'She probably went to bed' He thought. Pain prepared himself and sighed reaching over to the blue journal and started to read again.
Dear Diary,
I've never really been one to write but from what Tobi said I have to write my thoughts in here. So here it goes.
My name is Kisame I'm part fish and love to dance.
Nobody else knows that but me. Wow it feels good finally letting that out. Maybe Tobi is right it is good letting out your feelings.
Today I went to the river to do my 'dance on water' bit I have been practicing. I've gotten so much better but I haven't been able to fit my tights lately.
I'm so fat
-Kisame
Dear Diary,
Today I was walking with Itachi silently when I noticed that Deidara was following us the whole time. I was going to kick his ass for being a creep when he threw SUSHI AT ME!
SUSHI!
THAT GUY IS A SICK BASTARD! Some of them even landed on me and I couldn't help but run and cry. He's just not right. I managed to save some of them and thought I'd give them a proper burial.
R.I.P. My friends
-Kisame
Dear Diary,
Itachi is out on a mission its so boring now.
I ran into Hidan today and he was telling me about Deidaras stupid plan to make Itachi smile. So that's why he was following us!
Hidan then told me that he gave that dumb blonde some tips on how to make Itachi smile. He told that idiot to show up naked in his room and that blonde actually considered his idea! Ha! Dumb blonde!
He doesn't even know about Itachi being gay! Ha!
And not the gentle kind of gay either.
-Kisame
Dear Diary,
I was practicing my dancing today and my tights just won't fit me anymore. I'm starting to feel fat. After I was done throwing up my lunch I saw Sasori talking to Itachi. I couldn't help but try and listen to their conversation.
But they caught me and I asked how Sasori noticed me.
He said "It's kinda hard not to notice a person that's blue" Then he walked off.
I started to tear up a bit but Itachi handed me a box of tissues and walked off all quiet like he usually does and went to Sasoris room.
I peaked into the room and saw that Deidara seemed to be unconscious.
Then Itachi told me to go away while he unzipped his pants.
I sure as hell wasn't gonna stay so I left smiling.
Dumb blonde got what was coming to him.
-Kisame
Dear Diary,
Today I had to bury my fellow fish. It was sad that they had to go thru such horrors. I tried my best not to cry but I let it slip anyways. The funeral was beautiful.
Until Zetsu came out of nowhere and tried to eat them. I kicked him back into the ground. That bastard never knows when to stop eating things he shouldn't.
I saw Itachi and I decided to tell him about Deidaras plan. Itachis face was emotionless but knowing Itachi for so long he was jumping for joy inside. So he told me that he would be gone for a while to pick up some things for the 'special guest' that was coming ovier.
When he left I thought I would snoop in his room to see if he had any chocolate hidden. I found something alright. It was one of his porn magazines stashed under his mattress. Hoping I would see some sexy ladies. I dropped it as soon as I saw the first page and ran out.
I suddenly feel sorry for Deidara.
-Kisame
Dear Diary,
Today I was pretty bored and I ran into Itachi and I just couldn't look at him! Not after what I just found in his room! I mean I know he was gay but what I saw was madness! He kept asking me what was wrong and then he used his stupid jutsu so I could tell him what was wrong.
He just smiled and laughed like a maniac when I told him what I found in his room. It reminded me of Orochimaru and I hated that guys laugh.
When he released me from the jutsu he said that he had to go meet his 'special guest'
Now I really felt bad for Deidara.
Later that day walked by the room and heard moaning and a crack sound. I quickly ran as I thought about what was in the magazine.
-Kisame
Dear Diary,
Today I found Tobi in the cabinet hiding. He looked skinny and smelled like shit!
How long has he been in there?
Kisame
A/N: What is Itachi hiding? Itachis diary is to come out soon but not too soon! I have finals this week so the chapters will be coming in slow! I hate my school but oh well! :D BTW dont forget to leave a review thanks for reading!