A/N: Sorry i havent updated i just have no time to do it or im just too tired. But there is hope! School ends in two weeks to yay! Expect more stories and lots of chapters and updates! Enjoy! :D

Today was my weekly Konan watch. Meaning I watch her change once a week and lets just say she has secrets under her cloak. I wonder if Pain knows what she wears underneath all of those bulky clothes. She occasionally does sexy poses and checks herself out. Her body is sexy but not as sexy as mine obviously.

When she left her room I got a bit curious. So I looked in her closet and drawers and looked at all of her sexy underwear. I thought what a waste, to have such sexy undergarments and not have someone with a sexy body wear them. So I took most of them to my room to save them and tried them on. I have to say I did look good. My favorite is the red lace thong.

Though I did end up ripping some of them. Oh well, my body was too sexy for them anyways.

-Sincerely

A sexy Hidan

Today Konan found out about me stealing her underwear. She got all pissed when she saw me wearing her favorite red thong. She even tried to take it off of me. She even had the nerve to barge into my room and look through my drawers and saw all of her underwear and some of those that couldn't handle my body.

I told her that I looked better in them than she ever did. Then she beat me up! She cut off my arm and ran off with it. When I ran after her and found her she said she hid it.

I've been looking for hours and I also noticed Zetsu in the all. He overheard our conversation! I have to find my arm before Zetsu does.

-Hidan

So the hunt for my arm began today. Of all the people that could over hear me and Konan's conversation why Zetsu? That fucking talking cactus thinks he could beat me? He will NOT have my arm for dinner, that sick bastard. So today I had to fight with him all day until I found his one weakness.

That's right that FUCKING rosebush! I'll burn it to the ground tonight so it'll distract him. The green bastard idle gonna get what's coming to him! That is MY ARM NOT HIS DINNER! MWUAAHAHAHAHA

HAHAHAHA

-HIDAN

"Psycho..." Paid said looking at the last letters and noticed it was written in blood. Pain was now fully disturbed by his group. He was also angry because that pshyco was now going to burn his rosebush! He knew Hidan was already a pshyco but now it seems like he finally snapped. He looked at the three remaining diary's as he was about to run out of his office and save his rosebush. When Konan walked into his office.

'Hello Konan thought you were asleep" Pain said as he slowly lowered back into his seat.

"OH yeah, well I couldn't sleep so I got bored and came in here to join you" She sat down on the chair in front of Pains desk.

"Why so jumpy Pain, did something happened while I was gone?" Pain thought for a bit staring at Konan remembering what Hidan wrote about watching her change then blused slightly. "Nothings wrong Konan" Pain turned his head to look at the journals on his desk trying not to bring up the subject.

"Ok…..any information that might be useful?" Konan smiled politely.

"Well if you count mindless ramblings and ridiculous writing then yes I've found some information" Pains voice was very sarcastic that made Konan make a face.

"Well gee sorry"

"I'm not giving up though I still have three more to go" Pain sighed at those last words.

"I'm guessing you want me to pick, neh?"

"Yes" Pain couldn't help but smirk at Konan.

"Umm...ok...the orange one" She flashed him a smile.

Pain reached to the orange journal and started to read.

Words like this are Tobi

Words like this are Madara

Dear Diary

Wow these diarys were really cheap I still have some money left over from buying them all! Maybe I'll buy some cookies because Tobi is a GOOD BOY!

Hello my name is Tobi! I love lollipops and Deidara-sempai! I am also a GOOD BOY!

Today I was in my room and I took off my mask though Madrara-sama got mad at Tobi for doing so but Tobi couldn't help himself! The mask looks like a lollipop so I had to taste it!

Ugh I swear having this split personality takes its toll on me. Tobi is starting to take over more.

My name is Madara Uchiha I want to make the Uchiha clan the strongest clan in the world! I wish to have world domination! I hate the Senju clan too. World Domina-

Tobi thinks Madara is scary Tobi is very tired now goodbye

-Tobi :)

Pain face palmed himself. That idiot let his other personality take over maybe Hidan isn't the psycho one.

Dear Dairy

Today I was checking out my mask in the mirror and I love how it looks like a lollipop! Tobi is a TASTY BOY! So I made up my own song about lollipops! Tobi is a musical genius! I saw Hidan today too I asked him to join me in my lovely song. But he probably was sick because when I tried to hug him he kicked me away. Ahh...its because Hidan doesn't like you Tobi..I'm ending this diary entry..

-Madara

Today I saw Zetsu write in the diarys Tobi bought for him. He seemed pretty upset just looking at it, I told Tobi he wouldn't like it with him being a talking plant and all. Tobi is starting to take more and more control, he might get in the way of my world domination plan. His outbursts are starting to come more frequently….. Tobi saw Zetsu flirting with rosebush! Rosebush and Zetsu are so cute together. I hope to give them a wedding so they can have little rosebushes and Zetsus!

-Tobi

Today I saw Hidan talking to Kisame about Deidara-sempai! They said something about showing up naked in Itachi-sans room naked! Madara wants to talk now poo...Damn Tobi. I didn't know Itachi was gay! How are we going to repopulate out clan now? I guess I can ask for some of his sperm...or take it from him. I wish I could just go up to him and talk to him. But I cant blow my cover in the Akutsuki as Tobi. The only people that know of my identity is Pain and Konan and I aim to keep it that way...for now.

-Madara

Pain looked at and saw nothing but pictures of lollipops and "World Domination" in the whole diary. Poor Madara was having a fight with his own mind. Why did he even create Tobi? Pain had to admit Tobi was more entertaining than Madara.

"Konan pick" Pain looked up at Konan showing her a sheepish smile.

"Ugh fine" She groaned. "That red one there" She sat back down and grinned.

A/N: OMG! Whos diary is next? Can you guess? New chapters will be up soon i promise! Im also sorry that this chapter was so short as I said earlier school will end in two weeks so i will have more time to write unless i get put in summer school...(Hopefully that wont happen)

Pain took the red journal and started to read.