A/N:Sorry! For this chapter its sooo short BUT! I have been working on a new story and havent had much inspiration! Next chapter will be up much sooner! Im working on it right now! :D
Dear Diary,
My name is Sasori.
I like puppets and poison and eternal art.
I dislike loud people and people who don't think art is eternal. (Deidara)
I am a puppet which makes me immortal which also makes me an eternal work of art.(No Homo)
So I suppose I am to write about my day as Tobi instructed.
Today Tobi had bought us all diary's, which was a waste of my precious time finishing my puppets. So I kicked him onto some bookshelf's making them all fall on top of each other. Whilst Tobi was getting yelled at for falling on the bookshelf's me and Kakuzu went to go eat at a Dango shop.
He was pretty mad at Tobi for wasting money so he ripped up the diary that Tobi gave him. His fun was soon over when Tobi came over and told him to sew it back up or he'll cry.
Poor bastard
-Sasori
Dear Diary
Today while I was going to buy parts for my puppet I saw Kisame and Deidara arguing. Which ended with Deidara throwing sushi at Kisame. Thank goodness I brought my laughing puppet. (Yes I use puppets to show my emotions, sue me) I also saw Zetsu talking to Leader-sama's rosebush.
I'm going to have to make a puppet to show this new emotion that I feel. I think its called feeling "Disturbed"
-Sasori
Dear Diary,
Today I overheard Kisame and Hidan talking. Apparently the dumb blonde actually took Hidan seriously. Why of all people is Deidara my partner? I mean all he does is complain and blow things up saying it art. He even tries to get me to brush his hair sometimes. (Ugh) His way of thinking is just plain retarded. I even asked him today about Hidan's idea and he thought it was a great idea!
Doesent he know Itachis secret?
Oh well lets just hope Itachi ends up killing him. (Heheh)
-Sasori
Dear Diary,
Today I was making the finishing touches on my puppet. When Deidara had to come in and ruin everything! Just as I was about to put in the last screw it blew up in MY FACE!
That was the last straw! I let the whole brushing his hair thing slide but I worked so hard on that puppet too! So I poisoned him.(Ha) I had to wait until it took affect to get my revenge . So I looked around for Itachi because I had heard he came back from his mission. So I made business with Itachi. I told him that Deidara was unconscious and in his room. I told him he could do whatever he wanted to him for 20 dollars. Needless to say Itachi gladly payed.
Dumb Blonde got what was coming to him.
-Sasori
Dear Diary,
Today Zetsu came out and tried to eat me but once he took a bite of my leg he ran off crying. Stupid cactus forgot that I'm a puppet.(Ha)I hope he got splinters in his mouth. I also saw Deidara today. I had to bring my laughing puppet out to express how I was feeling. He kept complaining about how his head hurt and his hair getting all sticky.
It seems that Itachi had the time of his life.
-Sasori
Dear Diary,
Well it seems that Itachi wants to ask for a favor from me. He wants me to reserve a room at an inn. He said he would pay me back ten fold. I was a bit hesitant to accept but I did anyways. Mostly because he seems pretty desperate for Deidara. Oh well.
I cant get in the way of true love right?
-Sasori.
Pain saw that the rest of the pages were blank. He was starting to actually think that they might not be plotting against him. They're just a bunch of idiots. But Pain was worried about his rosebush. A tear rolled down his cheek.
"Hey umm…are you crying?" Konan asked.
"NO!" He quickly wiped it away.
"Ok….weirdo.."
"Don't you talk to me like that! Im the leader of the Akatsuki"
"Yeah, so?"
"Grrr….well whatever" He calmed himself.
He went back to looking at the journals only one left.
"Dike" He mumbled.
"Fag"
"Emo"
"Super Fag"
"Oh very clever"
"Ultra Super Fag"
Pain grumbled many curses under his breath which Konan replied in giggles. He collected himself and reached out towards the black journal and started to read.
A/N: Sorry again for it being so short! Working on the next chapter! I just HAD to add an argument with Konan and Pain just for laughs! New story coming up also so yeah you guys might like it! But its romancy so yeah ;)