Disclaimer: I don't own Hetalia... Boo-hoo!
Prussia: Yea! No one can own the awesome me!
Me: Except Hidekaz Himaruya. He made you.
France: Ha ha! That sounded so wrong!
Spain: Yea it did!
Me: Put a sock in it you two idiots!
Hetalia: Mental Conditions
Awesomeness Disorder
A terrible disease that makes you say 'Awesome' at least twice, every sentence. And you will tend to talk way to much!
It will also make your friend think that you are an arsehole!
Example:
"Hey, not as awesome as me person, how are you, not that it really matters!" My friend said.
I tilted my head to the side, "W-what?" She so didn't call me un-awesome!
"The awesome me has been doing well, other than having to look at your ugly face!" She said, again, really loud, too!
She's gonna get it! I pumped up my fist.
"Hey you look pretty hot when your pissed off! You wanna touch my-" She started saying, but I didn't hear all of it because I already fainted.
That's the first chapter of my story! By the way, thank God for spell check! It's soooo hard to spell!