Disclaimer: I so own Hetalia. (Notice the sarcasm!)
Prussia: No un-awesome person owns the awesome me!
Me: Dude, no one knows what the heck you're saying!
Italy: Huh? I do...
Spain: (Cuddles Italy) Aw.. Ita-chan! That's so cute! But, seriously no one really understands that narcissistic-
Prussia: (Hits Spain on the head) Grrrr...
Spain: Hey! That hurt!
Hetalia: Mental Condition
Gun Happy Swiss Banker Disorder
An awkward condition that makes a person as multipersonalitied as a teacher! One minute he's shooting somebody, then he's yelling at someone to voice their opinions, after that he's got a job as a bank teller, and it goes on and on! And his attitude changes right way and randomly!
Example:
Bang, Boom, Ka-boo!
"That's how you shoot correctly, accurately, and effectively without using any un-needed bullets and to save money." Vic said, acting like he didn't just blow up an old shed, with only two bullets.
"What? Are you training for ROTC?" I asked.
"What the-!" My friend said, just as she passed out.
"Um.. Shouldn't we take her to the nurse?" Vic asked sounding concerned.
"Yea..." I said, while Vic picked up my friend, put her over his back, and went into the school.
"Come on. I don't want to explain why she passed out by my self." He said, as I tried to catch up with him.
Ugg.. I'm serious, I messed up spelling most three syllable words! And I hope you can tell who this was suppose to be.