Disclaimer: (Sniffle) I-i don't o-own H-hetalia!
It's soo hard to admit!
Hetalia: Mental Conditions
Saying 'Pasta~' Randomly Disorder
A very annoying, very quickly condition that causes the victim to act like a certain pasta loving Italian.
It will probably make people want to kill you! Or cause a certain 'unusually handsome grandfather' to pop out of nowhere! So...um...have fun with that...
Example:
"Pasta~!" I shouted, happily.
"Ack! What the crap?" One of my friends shouted, pointing at me.
"Y-you're s-suppose t-to have a s-scowl on y-your face...!" Another one of my friends accused.
Then, another friend facepalmed. "She's cracked. Who wants to take her to the loony bin?"
"I will!" A random hot guy in a Spartan military uniform exclaimed.
"Ve~? Grampa Rome?" I asked.
"Yep! It's me, Feli-chan~!" He said, gesturing towards himself.
"Do you have pasta, grampa~?" I wondered.
"Of course! I know it's your favorite~! And-!" He said, but couldn't finish because I glomped him.
"Ve~! Pasta~!" And I left with the random, probably, cosplayer.
Leaving my friends behind to think a couple of things:
"What the crapola?"
"X.X" (a.k.a. Faint)
"..."
"Should we go save her..?"
"...Sh-she's suppose to b-be Sw-sweden! D-did I br-brake her or s-something?"
And that's the next chapter! Got the idea from XxSilentHostessxX! Thank you!