China: You're finally updating, aru?
Me: Yeah~! ...Hm...
China: (Sigh) Looks like the author has no more ideas for this beginning part, aru.
Me: Yep. I guess the chapter is going to start now...
China: Vic doesn't own Hetalia, aru.
Me: No matter how much I wish...
Hetalia: Mental Conditions
Extreme Yandere Disorder
This thing causes the victim to look kinda sweet, but act, uh, yandere-ish.
Side effects of this disorder are;
-'Kol kol kol...'ing when angry
-Having an obsessed stalker that is one of your siblings
-Having everyone, and I mean everyone, being afraid of you (Except your siblings)
-Your weapon of choice will become a water pipe
Example:
"Brother~ Where are you~?" Natalie asked, eerily, knocking on every door. Her voice growing closer after every 'BANG!'.
I chose to stay quiet, but, I knew that she would find me soon.
And the fact that we were at school didn't help at all.
"I know you are here, brother~" The voice was just down the hall.
'Oh how I wish I was like the Canadian exchange student!' I thought, holding on to my water pipe, as if it was a teddy bear.
"You can run and hide all you want, brother, I will find you~" Now, her voice was right in front of the supply closet I was hiding in.
"Eep!" I accidently let out a small shriek of fear.
"So, you're in here, brother~? 'Supply Closet 201'~? The same as last time, huh~? Maybe it's a coincidence, or maybe, you wanted me to find you~"
"No! Sister, just go away!" I yelled, clutching the water pipe tighter than before.
'Huh? Is that a dent? *Sigh* This will be the tenth one in the past week...' I thought, sadly, thinking about where I might get the next new one.
Well, I hope you liked the thing that I finally updated~!
Eek! *BASH!*
Russia, be careful where you throw that thing!
...
Wait...You meant to throw it at my head...?
Uh, readers, do you know how to get an angry Russia to stop throwing random crap at my head and 'Kol kol kol'ing?
Because, I think I might be doomed here...