Disclaimer: Watashi wa Hetaria o shoyū shite inai...

Me: And sorry if that doesn't mean 'I don't own Hetalia' in Japanese (Romanji). I lost the book that taught me how to speak the language of the Gods... *Sigh*

China: Wow. The chapter's going to start early, aru?

Me: Apparently, so~!

China: *Sniffle* Never thought this day would come, aru...

Me: Me, neither...

Everyone Else: ... (Thinking) ...What are they saying...?

Hetalia: Mental Conditions

Sleepiness Disorder

This awesome disease (...You really don't say that often, huh?) causes the victim to start sleeping. A lot.

So much that they actually start day-dreaming about being turned into a cat, just so they can sleep wherever they want without being yelled at.

As a side effect, they will also be a slight perv and very laid back (In most cases).

Example:

"Come on, Fry! Did you have to go and sleep during a rock concert?" One very angry 'Person Who Tagged Along With Us' yelled.

I lazily glared at him. "Yes... I did.."

Then, my friend said, "...Well, I learned something new today...", in one of many attempts to 'end the violence' between me and... the first guy who spoke.

"Yeah! That you can be kicked out of every concert in the country, for just being near some idiot who fell asleep!" He shouted again.

"Hm... I thought I was the one sleeping..."

"HEY!" He yelled again.

"And, stop screaming... I think my ears are bleeding..."

"Or maybe one of your stupid cats scratched you!" He accused, pointing at a random kitten.

I knelt down to it and softly whispered, "Don't listen to the idiot..." Then, stood up, and in a slightly rougher tone, "...If you hadn't noticed, which you probably didn't, there are kids here."

"First of all, what the heck do you mean? There are none! And second, what was so bad about what I said?" He yelled, again, injuring my poor ears.

"That it came out of your mouth..." I replied.

"That's it, cat-boy! Now, I'm gonna get you!"

"...Bring it on, masked idiot..."

"...Do you really have to fight over that...?" My, more passive aggressive, yet, fail of a peace keeper, friend said.

But, he seems to have forgotten, that me and the other have gotten into full on Mario Kart wars over everything. Once, even a cheese danish.

"Yes." Both of us, people fighting, said at the same time.

Then, the keeper of peace, sighed. And for a moment, everyone wondered if he'd give up his role. (Yes, even random bystanders. That's how often this happens. Actually, I'm surprised that it hasn't gotten into the news or broken up by the cops yet...)

But, he just sighed, and thought of more ways to keep one of us from going up into the floating thing in the sky and the other from going to the big house.

Russia! Take your dang Vodka and sunflowers and leave!

Finally, some peace and not getting things thrown at me! Thank you, reviewers~!

...

Anyway...

Oh, and I think I might have this one, too!

Yep, you're listening to the rant of the person who has slept on a brick wall before~! Also I get yelled at for sleeping during lunch~! And, throughout the day I dream about getting to sleep! (But, I have problems sleeping on a bed. How is that fair?)

So, basically, this is my dream. To sleep during a Rock concert~!

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And this reminds me of Fruits Basket, for some reason...