Me: I still don't own Hetalia...
China: That's right, aru~
Me: ... *Sniffle*
China: Get over it... aru.
Me: *Sigh* Fine. And this Author's Note is really short...
China: Yeah, aru... Can't believe it...
Hetalia: Mental Conditions
Hero Disorder
Just as the name implies, this disorder causes the victim to desperately strive to be the hero in every situation.
And they also end up seeming really annoying to, basically, everyone.
Example:
"Yeah, but, what if something happens? What will you do then?" The teacher asked.
"I'll protect everyone!" I exclaimed.
She looked like she wanted to bash her head on the wall. "And how, exactly, will you go about doing that?"
"In the most heroic way possible! Then everyone will know!"
This time she actually did bash her head on the wall. Repeatedly. "Will you just get in the friggin' closet, like the rest of the class..?"
"Why?" I yelled back.
"BECAUSE WE ARE HAVING A DISASTER DRILL!" Everyone in the room shouted.
"Oh, really...?" I said, as I walked in. "I didn't know..."
Then, simultaneously, everyone facepalmed/bashed their head on something/thought about slapping me/actually slapping me.
And I also remember a voice that, I think, mumbled some like, "You bloody git...", but I'm not every sure.
Wow, that was such a long time before I updated again, wasn't it?
If you wanted to know why that took so long, it's because I've been watching too much Soul Eater, lately...
So, um, yeah...
By the way, this was suppose to happen in, like, Elementary School.