June 21, 2012

A/N: So yeah I didn't keep my promise, cause studying for my exams really didn't give me time to write a whole lot of this in general... I'm really sorry ;A;

Anyways just so you know Maria has a tendency to give her friends nicknames like for Francis, Fran-fran, and for Elliot, Eli

Characters:

Maria: Fem! Prussia

Elliot: Mangary (Male! Hungary)

Rose: Fem! Austria (srry I hate her guts nyotalia or not)

Mao Wang: Fem! China (idk her nyotalia name so...)

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"ummm…. Sooooo…..what exactly are you supposing that I should do with those…things?" Maria said dryly as she gestured in annoyance at a pile of rather large and thick books, with titles such as English-Hungarian dictionary, Jane Austin: The Complete Novels, and Bloody Mary*. They were in an old abandoned club room and most of the students at the school had gone home.

"Funny you should ask. Those "things" as you call them," Elliot started with a emotionless sarcastic tone "Are books, I'm sure you've seen and heard of them before. But of course considering who you are….. they are probably a foreign concept for you, because it turns out their true purpose is not that of being used a paper-weights, door stops, and weapons to throw at seeming unsuspecting annoying relatives, it is for reading. That too must be-"

Before he could continue his jeering, Maria had cut him off with a cold stare and an irritated "I know, I know, I'm not stupid you know! Trottel! I just meant what do you expect me to do with them! Read?"

The green-eyed teen shook his head "No, I expect you to balance them on your head, to help you with your posture." He said as he sat on the table, sitting beside the books and patting them.

Maria's eye twitched "Dude, You can't be serious!" she half exclaimed with annoyance dripping off every word that passed through her lips.

Elliot leaned forward in front of Maria's face with a smirk and said "Oh I am. Very serious. And here I thought that you desired to become…..a Lady" he flicked her nose before leaning back and picking up one of the books. "Well actually I do expect you to read this one, it's like the manual of lady-like.." he plopped the thick dusty blue bond book of Jane Austin: The Complete Novels into Maria unsuspecting hands as she spluttered in distaste. "I would have also given you Little Women, but Jo would inspire you to go the opposite direction…"

"Woah woah woah. You've seriously read these…..girly romance novels, Eli? Pffft ha ha ha dude that's pathetic!" Maria said laughing and clutching her side with one hand as the other clutched the book.

Elliot blushed and looked away and spluttered "I-I only read them cause R-rose wanted me too…." He looked down at the ground the moment he said is ex's name. "Anyways, "dude" I'm the one helping you so don't complain!" he said looking determinedly into Maria's eyes catching her a bit off guard.

"F-fine… I'll read this….and put the dumb books on my head…" Maria mumbled

Elliot smirked "Good." He cooed as he put three large books comprising of dictionaries, encyclopedias, and who knows what this Bloody Mary book is, onto Maria's unprepared head, causing her to topple over in surprise.

"What the! Dude! I wasn't ready!" she exclaimed from where she landed on her buttocks, the floor.

The Hungarian laughed at her teasingly but suddenly stop his eyes growing wide before blushing and looking away. This confused the albino German, sorry Prussian, before she realized that her panties where showing, blushing she quickly hide them and scrambled back into a standing position.

"You didn't see anything right?"

"u-umm…n-no…o-of c-course not.."

"Good. If Fran-fran was here he'd have a field day.."

"Be glad he's out attempting to get a date with that girl Alice he's been stalking for awhile"

Maria grunted, then got a mischievous glint in here eyes before leaning towards Elliot probably too close for comfort before blowing in his ear and whispering "you probably enjoyed it didn't you..?"

"W-WHA-! N-O! S-SHUT UP!" he said startled clutching his ear and stmbling the best he could away from the albino, as she cackled in a almost musical way and saying "Dude I was only joking!"

"Well I didn't find it very funny." Elliot grumbled with a tinge of anger. Causing Maria to laugh harder clutching the table ledge.

"D-dude (giggle) y-you s-should (giggle) see y-your face!"

"SHUT U-"

"What is going on in here, aru!" a strict voice interrupted the two, startling them as they glanced over at the school councilor/Chinese teacher/ Math teacher/ principal's secretary, Miss. Mao Wang.

"u-umm…" the two glanced at each other trying to think of an excuse

Miss. Wang's eyes softened and then spoke in her broken yet soothing accent "If you want to make a club just sign out the room and have at least 3 members, alright aru?"

The two nodded and said unanimously "Yes, Miss. Wang, we'll be sure to Miss Wang."

Miss Wang smiled and said "Now head along, aru. The school will be closing soon aru!"

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~To be Continued!~

*Them books were random ones I found in my house, except for the Hungarian-English dictionary I just threw that in for fun. I don't really know what the Bloody Mary book is but I'm figuring it's obviously talking about Bloody Mary, duurh.

Trottel: according to Google Translate it means= fool, idiot, jerk, sucker, moron, dope

Little Women & Jo: Jo is a character in the book Little Women, who out of the 4 sisters in the book is a complete tom-boy, she totally rebels against the who lady-like thing….it's been a couple years since I've read it so I cannot really tell you in good specifics.