The man was doing a legit happy dance. It was disturbing, Sam was finding. Dean was now physically circling the, ah, Lady Impala while she stared directly at him. Luckily Dean had actually given her his coat so she wasn't completely naked anymore. Of all the strange things that had ever happened to them, this was the weirdest.

"Dean," he hissed, pulling him by the arm into the bathroom, "This seems bad. And weird."

"Boooooobs!" Sam rolled his eyes and punched Dean really hard in the ear. He received a glare for his troubles.

"Shut up man. Listen to me. How do we even know she's a lady Impala? Honestly, what do we even call her? What if she's a crazy chick demon or something, dude?" Dean frowned and peered around the corner of the door, looking at the Impala who was currently grabbing her face and mushing it around.

"I don't know, Sam. But I was there washing my baby and then she was gone and this chick just shows up in her place. I don't know whether to be scared or impressed."

"Dean, did you wish really hard?"

"Shut up, Sam, I'm going to go talk to her okay?" Sam didn't even answer and Dean spun on his foot and walked back into the room.

"Ah, Lady? I – what do I even call you?" Lady Impala turned onto her stomach and rested her head in her hands, facing Dean.

"I think you call me… Baby. Yes, that's fine." Dean turned an alarming shade of red, and then sort of blue and he made an odd choking sound.

"Yeah, but, uh only when we're alone!" She rolled onto her back, staring up at him upside down.

"No, I like it. Baby it is. Gotta call a girl something. Also, what is this? And what does it do? I like it" She grabbed a fistful of her hair and tugged it.

"Chuskfdhf.. Uh, it's hair. I don't- I don't. It sort of just sits there." Dean looked halfway to passing out, becoming more and more confused by… Baby. "Anyway, how are we supposed to know you aren't some whacked demon chick we're going to have to genk later?"

"I don't know Dean. Try some holy water, or something," she smirked at him, knowing full well what they would do because, hell, she had lived and travelled with them since she could remember.

Dean fell silent. Of all the weird ass things he had ever expected to happen in his life this was not one of them. A Lady Impala and he had to call her Baby of all things! At this point Loki jumped in.

"Ah, Sir Dean? I think it might be appropriate if we were to acquire some clothing for the lady. A jacket does not seem to be appropriate coverage on Midgard, correct?" Loki was looking at Dean sideways, a small grin on his face.

"Right, yeah clothes. Just ah, put her in a long shirt and the jacket and we'll drive and get something." There was no way he was going shopping for a chick.

"While that does seem like an intelligent plan, are we not currently without your kind of transport?" Dean's face dropped and he stomped over to the bed and flung himself across it face down.

"I don't know." He spoke directly into the covers.

"Um, ah, I do have a TARDIS, you know. It does actually move places." The Doctor was staring around at them all with a lopsided grin on his face. He led them all out to the TARDIS and gestured grandly, opening the door for the Lady Impala.

"After you, Madam."

"Oh, I like you!" She said, ruffling his hair and walking straight into the TARDIS. Loki went in next, and then Sam and Dean, who walked right back out again.

"That – It's – I – Bigger. On the inside!" Dean was stammering and Sam looked half way to fainting.

"Come on now! She's a beauty, surely men like yourselves can handle a bit of time continuum mechanics?" The brothers didn't even know what the Doctor had said but they warily reentered the TARDIS.

They made it back surprisingly fast considering Dean thought it would have taken hours. Really, they had gotten into a blue police box that was actually bigger on the inside. He hadn't expected it to move. Once they reached the shop Dean had stood awkwardly next to the women's section and tried to look inconspicuous. When Baby said she was good he sort of tried to do a fast duck walk out of the shop and not be seen by anyone. She was now in the bathroom getting dressed, which was fantastic because Dean just could not concentrate with a mostly naked lady around. Who honestly could?

She walked out of the bathroom and Dean sincerely wished he had checked what she was buying. She was wearing black Doc Martens, skinny jeans, a black corset top and a short black leather jacket. Could she not have purchased, like, jeans and a t shirt?

Sam was watching Dean very closely as Baby walked out of the bathroom. Dean had made a noise much like a verbal keysmash and Sam was trying really hard not to burst out laughing. He had resorted to making choking noises in the back corner of the room and staring at the wall. Of course this would happen to them. They would of course be dumped with a God and a Timelord, and Dean's car would be turned into a person. Oh and like usual, Cas would be gone.

"I don't mean to alarm anyone but I actually have to go on a quick trip. I'll be back as soon as possible." The Doctor was staring at his probe thing with an unreadable expression.

"Uh, okay. Bye then." Dean was being completely sarcastic but the Doctor had now moved and was whispering to Loki, who was nodding back and appeared to be saying goodbye.

The Doctor left and Loki turned to them.

"Looks like it's just us for now."