(Hello my dear readers, you may be asking:
"Why is she updating twice in one day?"
"I thought she was a lazy procrastinator who can't do anything right, how did she make two chapters in one day?"
"I thought she was a llama, how is she typing?"
Well, if you are the first one, I'm sick and all I can do is take a nap or sit at my computer (which I'm totally fine with…) and I probably won't be updating on Tuesday, Wednesday, or Thursday.
If you are the second, you are mean and sound like my teachers who doubt I even know what the word "work" means.
If you are the third… you are correct, I am a llama, I know, big shocker…
Kidding, I am just a thirteen year old girl with an affinity for sharp objects.
Either way, I am updating to make up for any days I might miss and because I am bored out of my freakin mind!
So if you are a nice person, you are probably like ":D oh yay she's so awesome she should be queen of the platypuses!"… nah not even nice people would think that XD (though I do plan on world domination by sending my cat army to infiltrate every home in the world, and my friend is going to be the one running around hitting bad people with a giant stick :D)
So, now that I have gotten out my randomness for the day (it hurts my throat to speak), I shall do the thanking and stuff… yay!
Thanks to:
WitchBitterRose for reviewing the fourth chapter, I thank you very much since you are awesome enough to review.
kankananime123 for following, it's just as awesome as reviewing (maybe, 'cause you know, when someone reviews they can tell me what I did wrong or right)
And to those who gave me, as of now, 268 hits. You guys are awesome for reading this.
Disclaimer: I don't own Young Justice, however I do own my plans for the cat world domination and I own many sharp things (just ask my best friend, I stick them in the erasers of my mechanical pencils). But don't worry, I'm not that violent… :D
Ok, done with giant authors note, here's the story.)
It was all dark for a few seconds as they were traveling through the portal. Klarion was used to it by now. The darkness, the cold, it was all good with him. Eliza didn't think of it like that. She wanted to panic but she didn't want to move. So she just floated with Klarion's arms around her, holding Hexe to her chest. She noticed Teekl was just resting on Klarion's shoulder, although right before they fell back into reality he held on to Teekl and held Eliza a little bit closer. They ended up falling on the ground in an alley in Gotham City. Klarion was the first one up.
"So how did you like your first inter-dimensional trip?" he asked, helping her up.
"Oh nothing at all like drifting through an empty darkness and being suffocated by panic." Eliza mumbled. Klarion smiled.
"But look on the bright side," he said.
"Like what?"
"We're on Earth. And only a little ways away from a dear friend of mine." Klarion said. Eliza looked around.
"This place could use a little warmth." She said, making a fire in her hand. She lit the surrounding buildings on fire, and sent a fireball at someone who was unfortunate enough to be in the wrong place and the worst possible time. "Now let's go meet that friend of yours." Klarion smiled even more, creating another portal.
"I'm sure he won't mind if we drop in."
A man walked into his apartment, tired from how late it was. He flicked on the lights to see someone he didn't want, and someone he didn't expect.
"Hi Uncle Jason!" the unwanted one said. Klarion was spread out across the couch like he owned the place, like he always did when he came to "visit." The man, Jason Blood, yelled and jumped back as soon as he saw them.
"What took you so long? We've been waiting here forever." The other one said. Jason looked at the strange girl. White hair and eyes, the hood, the fact that she was thin to the point where she looked sick, he was pretty sure he would have remembered her. The man composed himself.
"Hello, Klarion," Jason got an idea. "Klarion's little girlfriend." It however was not a good one because his hair was set on fire moments later. He put the fire out as fast as he could.
"You shouldn't taunt a witch. And here I thought I might get to meet an intelligent human." The girl said.
"Now Eliza, I'm sure Uncle Jason is just a little shocked. I usually don't bring a friend when I come over for a… shall we say family reunion?" Klarion said, giggling like a little kid.
"I have told you this a million times before, Witch Boy, I am not your uncle." Jason said, getting very annoyed by the two teenage witches in his apartment. It was obvious he was losing control of the demon.
"Ooh does Etrigan want to come out and play?" Klarion taunted. Jason sighed, trying to calm down.
"Yes, in fact he does, and if he does he will tear you limb from limb, and while that would be enjoyable to watch, he would probably go for your 'friend' first, and I'm sure you don't want that." He retorted. Klarion's slightly-sociopathic grin dimmed a little. Eliza didn't seem very afraid.
"I'd like to see him try." she scoffed.
"No, you really wouldn't." Jason said. "Now please… both of you… leave and go cause chaos in your own realm."
"Nah, more fun here." Klarion said.
"Besides, it's a little late for that. That whole street should be up in flames by now." Eliza said.
"You set things on fire already?" Jason yelled. "Batman's gonna kill me! And then somehow bring me back to life and answer for your destruction. And then kill me again!"
"Wow, this just gets better, do you always end up paying for what I cause?" Klarion asked. Jason glared at him.
"Apparently I'm responsible for you. And now it's going to be both of you. Just… just go back where you came from before I have to take responsibility for more cases of murder and arson and whatever you decide is fun!" he said.
"I think we'll stay a little longer, Uncle Jason." Klarion said.
"Not if I can help it. Dnes meht-" Jason started to cast his spell. Eliza and Klarion cut him off.
"Ecnelis dna eit mih pu!" they both said. Jason found himself unable to make a single sound and chained to the wall as the two young witches started cackling. After a couple seconds they stopped.
"This isn't really amusing anymore. Bye Uncle Jason!" Klarion said. Klarion created a portal.
"Yeah, bye Uncle Jason, see you later!" Eliza said. Klarion and Eliza both stepped through the portal. A few minutes later, Jason Blood saw the restraints holding him had disappeared and found that he could speak again.
"Crud." His cell phone starting ringing. He looked at the caller, sighed and answered. "Hey Bruce, what's up?... Klarion did what?... already?... accomplice? That girl?... five murders… yes, yes I know… andhe nearly set the Hall of Justice on fire?... shoot!"
Klarion laughed as he and Eliza ran. "What bat guy, something happen to your car? Oh right, we blew it up." Batman chased after them.
"I am so going to kill Jason." He mumbled.
-5 hours later-
"Just wait until I catch you two!" Robin yelled after them.
"How are you going to do that without your little utility belt?" Eliza yelled back to him. Robin stopped and looked down at his waist… it was gone.
"I am so not feeling the aster!"
-4 hours later-
"You took my arrows?" Red Arrow yelled. Klarion held the arrows in his hand, and made them combust. Eliza stood next to him laughing her head off.
"What? Did you need those? Sorry, I didn't know." Klarion said.
"I am so calling my girlfriend to assassinate you now."
-2 hours later-
"You messed with my boyfriend?" Cheshire shrieked, sending a poison dart out at the two witches.
"Ooh looks like Red Arrow's breaking the rules, dating an assassin, hate to be him if he broke up with you."
-8 hours later in an abandoned apartment building-
"Well I'd say that's all in a day's work." Klarion said. Eliza stood on the other side of the room, looking at what they had collected. A batarang, Robin's belt, one of Red Arrow's arrows that hadn't combusted, a poison dart from Cheshire (who they only barely escaped due to that fact that nobody makes her boyfriend's arrows combust), Klarion had managed to temporarily take away Zatara's voice, and they managed to trip The Flash and Kid Flash, (Eliza took one of their running shoes before leaving through the portal with Klarion), and quite a few other things. They had fought about half of the Justice League, and a few sidekicks. Some of the major superheroes they escaped by pure luck (or Eliza using the kryptonite Robin kept in his belt, that came in handy with both Superman and Superboy). Klarion had done most of the fighting, Eliza was taking things from their victims.
"I'd say we have gotten your revenge." Eliza said, petting Hexe and Teekl and admiring the stolen objects.
"Not even close. Tomorrow, we have a special victim." Klarion said.
"Who?" Eliza asked.
"The bane of my existence himself, Doctor Fate, great and powerful Lord of Order."
(Chapter done! It's still short, but hey, it's two chapters in one day. I wasn't even planning on posting a chapter every day (I was going to go for one every two days to give me time to proofread a little more). And also, I know that almost nobody could escape Batman's wrath. But when you think about it, Klarion and Eliza's magic can do almost anything (though they tend to like the magic fireballs more), so I think they could narrowly escape Batman. And the Red Arrow/Cheshire thing, I just had to put it in XD. I shipped them in Teen Titans (though no fanfics were posted) and I'll ship them, if only slightly, here. So what do you guys think? I'd say it was okay for me having a huge headache, inability to breathe well, and more insanity than usual. So remember, review? I can't wait to hear what you guys think (even if it's go die in a hole or something like that). But I do have a question for anyone who does read this (and if you are going to review, please give your opinion):
Why do we love Klarion? Is it just he's adorable? Maybe we are all insane and like someone we can relate to? Are you like me and just like the bad guys better? Do you love magic? Think about it.)