Miyuki: Okay, this is the second chapter. And you can all probably see that. If you can't, you're st- I mean slow.

Naruto: I still don't get whats happening.

Hanabi: *sings* We won't tell you! Na na na na na na

Neji: I can't believe I agreed to this.

Hanabi: Well, I am from the main branch.

Hinata: Please tell me what happening? *Accidentally looks really cute*

Neji: Well, Hanabi is- *Hanabi tackles Neji, and puts her hand on his mouth*

Hanabi: (mutters to Neji) Unless you want me to cut your paycheck, shut your mouth and keep it that way. (to Hinata) *room suddenly covered with sparkles* Everything's fine! *big smile*

Everyone but Hanabi: *sweat drop*

Neji: What paycheck?

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"So let me get this straight. You'll pay me 1 ryo a deed to help you match Hinata-sama up with someone I don't even like, against my will." Neji clarified.

"That's right." Was my simple response.

"Well, what's your first plan?" Neji sighed.

"Unenthusiastic much?" I asked him, "When have my plans ever failed?" He said nothing. "Alright then, OPERATION HELP FROM THE HYUGA, COMMENCE!" I shouted. Within five minutes, me and my older cousin were sitting on the park bench, licking ice cream cones. We both had activated our byakugans, to spy on the 2 mile away Naruto. The plan was to figure out his likes and dislikes, and the list so far consisted of: ramen. This guy was chugging the stuff down. Like, who eats ramen for an hour straight? And how did he make the money to afford all that? Naruto stuck his hand up in the air and yelled something. The chef nodded and gave him another bowl. "That's like 15 bowls!" I exclaimed, "Who does that?"

"I thought he would be training..."

"Ugh. I don't want this ice cream anymore. That idiot took away my appetite." I said chucking my melted deliciousness into a near-by garbage bin.

"He's leaving."

"Really?" I looked up and saw Naruto slapping lots of coins and coupons on the counter and he started walking away. So that's how he afforded all that. He then headed off toward-

"His training ground." Neji interrupted my thoughts. We both got up and followed him. Soon enough we were spying on him training. He was definitely trying hard... THAT'S IT!

"Ow! What?" Neji asked, rubbing his ear. "He would have heard us if we were any closer!"

"What? I only thought that." Did I really yell that out?

"Thought my ass."

"... Well... what the hell. Do you want to hear the new plan or not." Purposefully, I said it more like a statement then a question.

"Will I regret it?"

"Only if we get caught."

"You are the most tiring cousin ever."

"Okay. Where is Hinata training tomorrow, and at what time?"

"Cell 8 training ground, the whole day."

"Alright, so we leave a note for Naruto saying to train at cell 8 training ground around... say 12:00. Then he has to train with Hinata."

"She's training with Kiba."

"How about leaving notes saying to wait at the same place."

"How about you listen to my plan." Neji sounded a bit irritated by now, "I convince Hinata to train at a certain place. You leave Naruto his note. That way Hinata has a reason to be there, and they won't get suspicious."

"Sounds good. Where?"

"On top that mountain. It's a good place to train." He pointed at a green mountain in the distance.

"Kay. How about this note?" I scribbled a small note giving brief directions to the mountain and didn't sign it.

Neji completely ignored the note and said "I'm going to talk Hinata-sama into training on the mountain." and he walked away.

"Oh yeah! Just leave me to sneak into his apartment alone!" I shouted at his retreating back.

"Really? Great."

"Bitch." I muttered under my breath. He didn't even tell me where to go. Or maybe... I felt my back pocket. There was a paper wedged in the fabric. When did he put that there? I smiled. 'Good Neji. But you suck at drawing maps.' I followed his poorly drawn directions to the apartment. It was evening now... I don't have long now. I quickly teleported into his apartment. When I got in, I tripped over something- alive? I barely held back a scream. There were tons of COCKROACHES! They were crawling into hiding places in old bags of chips. Ew. I set the note on the table and was about to teleport out. That's when the door started opening.

Miyuki: Dun dun duuun!

Hanabi: I better not get caught.

Naruto: Why are you breaking into my apartment again?

Hinata: U-um, the note.

Naruto: Oh yeah.

Neji: This is why I don't like your plans Hanabi-sama. You barely leave room for error.

Hanabi: Hmph! *sticks nose in the air*

Hinata: ...