Miyuki: Chapter three is out!

Neji: Ow. Loud.

Hanabi: No, that's enthusiasm. Something you should have more of.

Neji: Shut up.

Naruto: I still can't believe you broke into my apartment.

Hanabi: Well BUH-LIEVE IT!

Naruto: Hey that's my catchphrase!

Miyuki: No! *Evil fiery aura* That's the American catchphrase. It is cheesy and a disgrace to all ninja. It WILL NOT be used in this fan-fiction!

Hinata: U-um... how...passionate?

Disclaimer Man: Miyuki once again has nothing to do with Naruto. Support the official release, not this fan-made crap.

Miyuki: What the hell Brett. I told you I'm working on your recognition ordeal.

The door started opening. My only thought? 'Oh, shit.' After that instincts took over. One moment, I'm standing in the middle of the room, the next I'm underneath a table. Like using the frame to keep my body pressed against the bottom of the actual surface you put your food on. That kind of underneath the table. I quickly activate my byakyugan, so I could see when this guy goes away. Stupid Naruto. He has the worst timing. He walked to the table and noticed the note, and he read it out loud. "For a better training ground, come to this mountain. It is only open for you tomorrow, from 6:00 am to nightfall." He paused, "Whoever drew this map kinda sucks." My hand balled into a fist at that last part, and I held it near my face. As I anger pulsed (Miyuki: did I make that name up?), I mentally beat him up at least five times. Then I noticed...my fist was not touching the table. 'Um, how am I staying up here?' I thought. Then the oblivious me noticed that chakra was helping me stay hidden, I was unconsciously sending it to my feet and hand. Well, I'm happy I have ninja abs. I let go with my hands, using my awesomely strong abs to keep myself pressed against the table, and quickly preformed my teleportation jutstu. With a poof of smoke, I was standing outside the Hyuga estate.

"Nice job, did he agree?" Said a bored voice behind me. I turned to see a calm and collected Neji walking towards me.

"I didn't stick around to see. Guess we'll have to find out. Did you fulfill your duty?"

"Yes."

"'Kay, do you want your paycheck now?"

"Nope. Never."

"Why?" This guy was confusing me.

"Do you know how shameful it is to accept payment from a 10-year-old cousin?" He asked.

"Hmph!" What's so shameful about my money? We ignored each other as we walked into the house. I ate my dinner, and went to investigate Neji's job. "Hey, onee-chan, how was your day?" I tried to sound as casual and normal as possible.

"Well, after we went home I went to train with Kiba, and I was going to train with him tomorrow but..." She trailed off.

"But what?"

"Neji told me I should try out a training ground he recently found. He said it's a workout just to get there." She nervously laughed, "I think I will go."

Just to clarify something, I asked her "Will you bring Kiba?" in my most innocent voice.

"No, Neji said it wouldn't be good for his training. It was set up suitable for the byakugan apparently, or for someone who wants to sharpen their senses."

"Oh." I walked away slowly... everything was going according to plan.

~The next day~

I woke to an ANNOYING tap-tap-tapping on my window. Now anyone who has seen me early in the morning knows not to make me mad. "SHUT UP!" I groaned. The stupid noise didn't stop. I threw my slipper at the window. The stupid noise still didn't stop. I got up and looked out the window. And of course, there stood Neji, tapping away. "Ugh." I got up and marched out the house to meet him. He seemed lost of words at my expression, but I was far from speechless (Miyuki: Prepare for dirty language). "WHAT THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING? DO YOU FIND IT OKAY TO DEPRIVE PEOPLE OF THEIR EFFING SLEEP? WELL? DO YOU? IT'S BECAUSE OF ASSHOLES LIKE YOU THAT THE WORLD ISN'T AT PEACE! DAMN YOU TOTAL SHITY BITCHHOLE!" Unfazed by my string of insults, Neji just raised an eyebrow.

"Bitchhole?"

Becoming my normal self, I just ignored the stares I was getting from my clan. "What do you want?" I asked in my normal voice, which hurt from yelling at Neji.

"Didn't you tell me you wanted to monitor their progress, and to wake you up early?" Did I? Sounds like something I would say... but I don't remember. Come to think of it, I don't remember going to bed either. And apparently I slept in my ninja clothes. Great. Well, it would be a good idea to monitor their progress, and I did want to see this mountain.

"Okay, I believe you."

"...You forgot?"

"Actually, I forget everything after talking to Hinata. Oh, by the way, has she left yet?"

"She was just about to."

"Good, we can beat her." With that I went full speed at at the mountain, jumping over obstacles, and before I knew it, I was halfway up the mountain. 'Where should I hide?' I dove into some nearby bushes. Then Neji came up the mountain.

"Hanabi-sama, you half-baked idiot." He said, handing me a lunch box, "She will have her byakugan activated while training. How will we get close enough to see?" How did he find me so fast? Oh, yeah, I broke the bush when I dived into it.

"I have a plan for that, too. What's in these lunches?"

"Oshiruko (a sweet red bean soup) and Zenzai (a sweet red bean paste)."

"And that's the backup plan." As we were talking, Hinata came out through the bushes. Apparently, she was already training, she had dirt on her clothes.

"What are you guys doing? Were you spying on me?" Hinata didn't sound happy. 'Damn.'

Miyuki: Ah hah hah!

Hanabi: So you get me out of the apartment alright, but you make me get caught by someone else...

Neji: This time I got caught to.

Naruto: I want to know what's going on here.

Hanabi: We~ll, you can't.

Hinata: What are they doing? I hate it when people spy on me!

Neji: We weren't spying on you!

Miyuki: (mutters) Liar.

Hanabi: Yeah, we came to... uh... uh...

Naruto: Yay! Oshiruko!