Miyuki: uh... sorry it took so long?

Hinata: Um, are you okay?

Miyuki: *growls at Hinata*

Hinata: *steps back*

Naruto: It's okay, she's just tired from writers block. Right? *smacks my back*

Miyuki: *hisses* *pounces and scratches the hell out of him*

Naruto: Bad kitty.

Hinata: N-Naruto! *starts putting her special ointment on him*

Disclaimer man: Moral of story, do not, not, NOT mess with her when she's tired.

Miyuki: *smirk* Damn straight.

Disclaimer man: Miyuki does not own Naruto. And she is not related to the series in any way, shape, or form.

Activating my byakugan, I looked over the soon-to-be love birds. And I did the only thing I could do for what I saw. I gasped.

Just as I looked through the bushes. I saw Naruto quickly kiss Hinata on the lips. Wow. I could imagine the little heart shaped bubbles and the shiny background. Then the kiss broke. Fantastic. 'Mission complete.' I thought. Then Hinata went redder than ever and she... fainted. I closed my eyes before I saw her hit the ground. 'Okay... scratch that. Mission almost complete.' I will have to inform Neji that: Naruto officially like Hinata, that he kissed her, and that we still have some work to do. I decided to tell him right away. I knew which way he went, so I disabled my byakyugan and went to that general direction. Oh man I'm so happy! Yay! I started skipping toward Neji instead of walking. Eyes closed, I headed out of the clearing, then my foot hit a tripwire. A giant boulder fell from who knows where! I dived out of the way just as the 3-times-as-big-as-me-boulder clashed with the ground. 'Shit! I forgot the traps!' the boulder then set off another trap which turned the ground around it into quicksand, "What the hell!" I exclaimed to no one in particular. I quickly teleported out of the sand that was quickly sucking me in, and in a poof of smoke, I was in between Neji and some shuriken. Great. I ducked, before the little stars hit me. "Hey Neji! I gotta tell you something. And it's actually important!" He swatted away the throwing stars as if they were nothing.

"It had better be. If you couldn't tell, I'm busy." he said. He stood up straight and looked at me. Seriously, he looked intimating.

"Um well, Naruto kissed onee-chan, and then she fainted." For a brief moment Neji's face lit up.

"So I'm done working for you?" What the... he was happy to not work for me? That son of a bitch! I'll have to make him work even harder now.

"Hell no! We have to make sure she doesn't faint around him anymore. And help secure their relationship." I said. I put my finger in the air and assumed a 'heroic idea' pose. "Stage 2, COMMENCE!"

"Wow. How are you so loud?"

"By frequently exercising my vocal chords." I said sarcastically. And tossed in an eye-roll for effect. Because, I am NOT loud. I activated my byakugan, trying resume spying. "Wait, look Neji!" and he looked. The way they were training, it was like a dance so perfectly choreographed. However, it also was so graceful it looked unpracticed at all. They looked so good together. He would strike, she would dodge. Like a rock he was hard, like an oak, he stood firm. He thought fast and cut quick, obviously unafraid. Like a cloud she was soft, like bamboo, she swayed in the wind. She crept slowly, and was at peace because she knew it's okay to be afraid. (Miyuki: lesson number 1!) They continued practicing like yin and yang, moving to compromise the traps that were being repeatedly set off. Truly mesmerizing. After dancing for five minutes, Hinata finally delivered a decently hard blow to Naruto's chest. It sent him flying into a nearby tree. He then set off a booby trap that caught his leg with a rope. And then he was strung up in the air by his leg, bouncing around. 'Well, it was nice well it lasted.'

When we got home, I ran straight to my room. I recorded what had happened, and then went out to find some grub. I found some rice in the fridge, so I made rice-balls. I ate all but one, then decided to talk to Hinata. I got to her room, and took a breath outside the sliding door. I took a deep breath and thought 'time for a confrontation for more information... he he he, I rhymed.' Then I took a big breath and slammed open the door. BANG! "Onee-chan! How was training with Naruto-baka?" I shouted with a closed eyed smile.

"Eep!" Hinata squeaked and somehow jumped up because I heard a thump. And by somehow I mean I'm pretty sure she was kneeling down, and I don't really think it's possible to jump while kneeling down. I opened my eyes and saw she was sorting through her clothes. I walked over and sat beside her.

"Well?" I asked her.

"Well, we going to start training, and Naruto-kun kissed me, then I think I fainted. After I woke up, we trained, then he, he, he asked me on a d-date." She was clearly very happy about this. Very good, not only was she getting what she deserved, but she also didn't notice me spying on her instead of training.

"So where are you going with him?" I inquired, trying not to sound like I expected this.

"He didn't say, he said he would pick me up at 10:00." As she answered my comment, she blushed like 10 shades of reds and pinks. She looked like she was trying to hold in an ear to ear smile.

"Good. You deserve someone you really love." I said, and helped her choose her outfit for the next day. After I went bed, I lay awake thinking about the best way to spy without getting caught. My mind wandered to different ways of being able to hear from far away. My solution: hearing-aids. By now, my head was getting kind of hazy, so I half made a mental note to by some in the morning, before 10...

*In the morning*

I stared at the tiny hearing aids in my palm. I quickly handed one to a patient-ish Neji, and put the other in my ear. "Head out." I told him like a shinobi leading a squad. We ran fast, it was so nice to have the feeling of wind blowing through my hair. Right now I was happy I didn't have to train to have enough stamina, but if I knew what was coming... well, let's just say I would have trained 50 times as hard. For the sake of my sisters' relationship.

Miyuki: VERY SORRY IT TOOK SO LONG!*bow* ← Having a generous day… now

Everyone: (thinking) What the… that was a mood swing if I ever saw one.

Hanabi: What the hell. Don't be sorry, work at your own pace.

Neji: If they want the next chapter to come faster, they should do the poll on your profile.

Miyuki: Thank you very much for mentioning that Neji! *tries to glomp him* ← Correction, having a very generous day, now

Neji: *sidesteps the glomp*

Miyuki: (grumbling) Meanie.

Naruto: Review! Dattebayo! ← (will not be writing this again, takes too long.)

Hinata: Yes, please review.