Title: Unintended Consequences
Length: 552
Challenge: Done for September's Monthly Challenge, using the theme of education Characters: Eiri and Tatsuha, gen.
Summary: Young Tatsuha asks his brother for advice about sex or rather getting laid.
Notes: It's a bit longer than usual, but the situation with Eiri and Tatsuha sharing girlfriends is strange to begin with and this could have been much longer.
Thanks to Imayb1/Aja for the edits.
The first week that Tatsuha had been allowed to stay at his then twenty year old brother's place had been a mistake in retrospect. The boy tended to ask the most troublesome questions and this was no different. "Hey Eiri, how do you get girls to put out?" Fourteen year old Tatsuha looked up at his older brother, who choked on his beer.
Setting his beer down and switching off the TV, Eiri turned and regarded his little brother. "Trying to get Hasegawa from class 1-C again?" The flush on Tatsuha's face said everything.
"I got her to go out with me and all, but when I tried to get her into my bedroom, she said she'd only do it with guys who were experienced." There was a frustrated look on Tatsuha's face, the look he got when he was about to explode. "How am I supposed to get experience if no one will give it to me?"
At that moment, Eiri had the urge to be a good brother, but he didn't know what a good brother did in this situation. Tell him the truth about sex and risk him becoming a sex fiend or tell him nothing and let him make all the wrong moves when he did have sex.
Gritting his teeth and reaching for a cigarette, Eiri eyed Tatsuha who was giving him a look that just dared him to say the wrong thing and possibly ruin their brotherly relationship forever. "Listen, Tatsuha you shouldn't be asking me this."
"Why not? You're always sleeping around with different women, so you know how to get them in bed." Eiri felt tempted to point out that there was a big difference between the women he dated and the teenage girls who gave Tatsuha the run around. Those women weren't nearly as fickle and were trouble on a whole different level. It was enough that Eiri had thought about trying the opposite gender in the hopes of never going back.
A thought struck him at that moment, a horrible one, but it was too tempting to pass up. "On second thought, I can help you." Seeing the eagerness on his brother's face, Eiri chose to continue. "See what you need is experience. Women like a man who knows what he's doing. They want him to be the one who knows what he's doing. So what we do is get you a woman who'll teach you."
Frowning, Tatsuha slumped in his chair. "But how do we do that?"
Choosing to ignore his common sense, Eiri revealed his plan. "I'll get one of my girlfriends to take you under her wing." For a moment, Tatsuha's face froze and Eiri thought he was victorious, until a huge grin spread across the boy's face. "Understand, we're talking about someone much older than you and-"
At that moment, Tatsuha glomped him, laughing. "You're the best Eiri!" Things went all too quickly from there and the next thing he knew, his sister was berating him for letting his baby bro near one of his "whores" and saying she'd make sure father never learned of this disastrous first week at the same time. Personally, Eiri wished she had told on him.