Denmark for Arkxy-Chan! Your comment gave me an idea XD.
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Tip#5: Don't taunt a person who carries around a huge weapon.
"I am the king of northern Europe!"
There he went again, raving about his former power and glory. You peered behind a tree, a devilish smile growing on your face. He was too ignorant -or too drunk- to see past your plan.
Yes, you had stolen Sweden's uniform. You heard that the Dane was desperately afraid of Sweden, so you had devised a scheme to dress up like the tall Nordic and scare the wits out of Denmark. He deserved it, after the last incident with Gilbird and the hidden video camera. You tapped your gloved fingers together. Just wait until all of the nations heard that the all-mighty Denmark had been spooked by you.
Still observing from the tree, you saw Norway roll his eyes.
"You used to be the king of northern Europe. Now you're just a butter loathing bum."
"Haha, oh Norge."
Denmark forced the smaller nation into a hug. Norway sighed, then caught sight of you.
"Um, idiot, turn around."
"Hmm?" Denmark woozily hummed.
You trotted up, maintaining a serious expression. Norway shook his head. Denmark's mouth flew open. You held a finger in the air, preparing to announce your false identity.
"Wrah, Sweden!"
Before you could process his reaction, he tackled you to the ground. Your breath whooshed out of your lungs. He instantly had your arms pinned above your head. You got ready to shove him off of you, but a hand groping your chest made you freeze. His blue eyes narrowed in confusion.
"Geez Sweden, you've gotten soft over the years."
Your face turned scarlet, then you brought your foot under him and kicked him off. He laughed maniacally.
"Oh no, I won't give you time to get out your stinky fish. I finally have you!"
He reached behind his spiky hair, a large object materializing in his hand. You got to your feet.
"No, Denmark, it's me!"
He stuck out his chin.
"Nice try, but (name) isn't as ugly as you."
You crossed your arms, preparing for an insult, then he swung the object next you, knocking you down again.
"And she's still angry that I tried to kiss her without taking her to dinner first!"
He brought back the object behind his head. Your eyes widened. Dat axe.
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