I try to make stories to whatever character was requested earliest, but sometimes I have ideas that I just have to write down. You're not being neglected, I just haven't discovered the inspiration yet!

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Tip #8: When in public, do not use misjudged dialogue.

"Have you had much practice before?"

You hesitated.

"Eh, a few times here and there, not that I don't enjoy doing it."

Japan froze mid-step as he identified the voices. He followed his ear to the conference door, which was shut tightly. That was odd…he was sure he saw you and the Mediterranean country both leave…

"Have you done it with any other nations?"

"Mmm, once with Prussia, but he didn't hang around too long."

The Asian country's eyes practically flew out of their sockets. You and Greece could surely not be discussing…well, it was Greece.

He shook his head. This was a private conversation, he shouldn't eavesdrop further. He should just leave and pretend he never heard anything. That would be the best for everyone.

"Would you like to do it?" Greece asked.

Japan almost dropped his papers.

"Here? Wouldn't it make a mess?" your voice timidly asked.

"It will be fine. Get this collar and bend over."

Japan's mouth hung open. You couldn't possibly agree to such an act where everyone gathered! It was unsanitary!

"Yes, master," you responded.

Then came the sound of muffled movement and unzipping. A bead of sweat dripped down Japan's forehead. He could never touch the conference table again! He would never go in that room again. Someone had to stop you. He covered his eyes and reached for the door handle. This seemed to happen all to often.

"I-it is very improper for y-you two to commit such deeds here. P-please go back to your hotel…anywhere but here!"

He took in a deep breath, head still angled away from you. There was a pause.

"Why don't you join us, Japan? We could use some extra hands," you asked, ever-so-politely.

This time, he couldn't help snapping his head to you, preparing for a lecture on where and when were the correct terms to have-

He held his breath, staring. You were kneeling by the table, holding a brush. Greece was restraining a wriggling cat wrapped in his jacket. You tilted your head.

"What's the matter, Japan?"

He quickly bowed and turned the other way.

"U-um, nothing. Carry on."

You stared blankly as the door slammed. Greece glanced back to you.

"What was wrong with him?"

You shrugged.

"I don't know. Aww, who's been a good kitty~"

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