GrayStripe walked to him and sat in front of his friend. "Girl trouble?" He asked, "mmhmm" Firestar answered, biting his lip. Graystripe put his paw on Firestar's, "Look, I have girl trouble, Millie and Silverstream would pratiticly kill each other, but they got over it, just as yours will" Just then Millie walked in, "Hi Gray-Gray!" then Silverstream walked across the entrance with hr tail in the air "He doesn't love you, he loves me" A look of horror came down on Millie, she turned around and screamed at Silverstream "He's mah cat! You want a piece of dis?" She yelled, fluttering her paws out, "BRING IT KITTYPET!" Silverstream yelled, Millie jumped up and attacked, they rolled out of site of the den. Then Tigerstar, Dustpelt and Darkstripe pulled up a chair in front the den, they each sat down eating popcorn, watching the fight. Dustpelt stood up and threw popcorn "MILLIE! YOU GO GIRL!" Then Darkstripe stood up and started hooting. "SILVER! SILVER! SHE DA GIRL! RIP HER FUR OF IN A PILLAR!" Dustpelt stopped cheering and looked at Darkstripe, "Pillar? Really?" he asked, raising an eyebrow. Darkstripe sat down and face the den, crossing his paw, he stuck is lower lip out and said, "not my fault Silver doesn't ryhme with anything fight-y." He looked in the den "OH! HI FIRESTAR AND CREEPY DUDE!" he started waving fast. Graystripe stood up sadly, "I'm not the creepy dude…" He spoke, very sadly. Tigerstar just sat in his chair, in one arm he and wrapped an ex-large soda from Sonic, he was sipping that, and in the other paw, he held his phone, video tapping everything, he was sipping his drink while staring at the camera. Firestar followed Graystripe out the den, they went the opisite way of the fight. Firestar was watching the fight behind him, Tigerstar just yelled a high pitched scream and slapped a fly that had landed on him. Firestar was so busy watching him, that he didn't notice Sandstorm run out and pin him to the ground. "What?" he said, he looked at her "OH SH-" she put a paw on his mouth, "mmmmommmmmmmmommm" he spoke. Sandstorm grabbed his scruff and pulled him in a bush, her hand still over his mouth. They never noticed Darkstripe watching them, he got up and went behind the rock listing to the conversation. "This is good…" he said, rubbing his paw together.
WHAT WENT ON IN THAT BUSH
Firestar was pinned down, and Sandstorm was sitting on him. "Ok, you know how I'm mad at you?" she said, Firestar nodded. Sandstorm took her paw off his mouth. "Well, I'm not mad at you, mad at Spottedleaf. Your MAH mate. I'm staying with you, but if I see Spottedleaf, Ima rip her pelt right off her skin!" She said. Firestar nodded "Oh, I have one question." He asked. Sandstorm looked at him, "GET THE STARCLAN OFF ME!" He yelled "Oh, ok." She said, stepping off him. He brushed himself down, and looked at Sandstorm. He jumped and knocked her down. He layed on her, "ha, pay back." He said, Sandstorm looked up at him. A moment, YES! She thought. She stretched her neck up and licked his cheek, He looked at her. She was already looking away, "Get off me you oaf!" She said, returning her eyes on him. Firestar climbed off her, and she walked out the bush. Firestar followed. Sandstorm's neck fur stood up, "DARKSTRIPE! YOU LITTLE BASTARED!" Firestar came round and saw Darkstripe with his ear on the wall, He looked at them both. "Um, Just checking the wall for a heartbeat!" He said shutting his eyes, he moved his ear around, "Nope! Its dead!" He said and ran away.