Gaz in Wonderland

by duskhunter2

Gaz has been having strange dreams for longer than she can remember, but a mad chase after a certain Game Slave stealing robot and a thoughtless leap into a strange portal turn her reality into the odd world that could only result from a mix between Alice's and her own. Rated T just in case, you never know what I could throw in later.

3. I found Myself in Wonderland

Chapter 3- I Found Myself in Wonderland

Gaz blinked several times in the far to bright sun-shine and then looked around at the sickeningly cheery and still somehow very meaty world. There were mushrooms and meat, as well as flowers and birds and an assortment of the strangest plants and creatures you had ever seen. Some of them plants were puns or play on words (cat-er-piller, jelly-fish,butter-cup) and it was all completely ridiculus. After a few minutes of walking through this nightmare of a world she notice Gir, sitting on a mushroom eating a waffle. Apparently he noticed her as well, because he dropped his waffle and ran off down the long crooked path, squeeling happily once more. "What is wrong with that robot?" She wondered aloud before chasing him down again, but just a little ways into the dense forest she was stopped mid-run by two of the most annoying characters in the entire whole of the series. Iggins and Keef. "Fuck!" Gaz thought to herself. "Where are you going?" Iggins asked as the two intentionally blocked her path. "I'm following Gir, now get the fuck out of my way!" "Awww someones cranky! I know what'll cheer you up! A story about curiousity!" Keef said with his obnoxious voice. Gaz growled once more as she tried to push past the idiots who stood in her way, but she simply couldn't seem to find a way around them. "Fine, make it quick." She said through clenched teeth.