"Heather!!! Hurry up and come here!!! I found itachi naked!!! And gakct too!!!"

In a matter of second heather was in the bathroom.

"WHERE ARE THEY?! I WANT TO SEE THEM!!!" Heather being an itachi fan girl and gackt fan girl of course wants to see them naked

Of course magically I had like 10 towels in my hand even though the towels only covered *cough cough* you know…

They all really have six-pack not that I'm that surprise.

This time I agree with you even though right know heather is going to have a major nosebleed…

Yah I know let's get a tissue pack for her.

Nah I already got her 10 packs.

"OMFG!!! I need a tissue paper right now!!!" I handed her the tissue paper "oh thanks."

Then she fainted like in anime you know those funny ones.

"This is not going to help". I mumbled knowing what to do.

"Hey Konan let's go." I picked up heathers body and drag her out of her pool of blood. if another person was in here not knowing what happen they might have thought that shes dead. LOL

"Let's see your size is almost the same as me so…." I picked some sweats pants and t-shirts and gave them to her can you wear that? I'll buy some new clothes later okay?

"Thanks." She smiled at me. wow. who woud have thought that konan woud smile at me?

*sigh* this is soooo troublesome I've been using that phrase a lot haven't I?

IN THE BATHROOM:

Okay…. So how am I going to do this?

Get them out of the bathroom and then figure something out

Yah that's a good Idea

Thanks.

"OKAY!!! Get your fucking hot ass outta here!!"

So after some trouble some and fucking cursing moments later I finally got them out of my bath room.

"OK!!!" I said to them. "YOU will be fucking following my rules and before you ask why it's because this is my house!" I said no probably shout. Tobi looked like he might shit there cause he's freaking scared of me and he kept muttering 'tobi is a good boy.' Heh. No wonder deidara like to beat him up. (A/N: no offence to tobi fans)

*sigh*

"I'll find you guy some clothes then we can talk."

I went up to my parents room and went thorough the boxes. Searching for my dad clothes. The reason my dads clothes is in the box is because my parents divorced my dad left some stuff here. Ahah! Found it! I dragged the box to them and then kisame asked me "are the clothes in there?" of course I replied by saying "hn"

Holy fuck! I've always, always wanted to say hn!

I know he looks sooooooo retarded right now! (A/N: who would have thought that the itachi uchiha would look retaded? Well in my story he will.)

I which….. that I have a camera right now! Then I can catch a picture of the retarded itachi then say 'hey you all fans this is the retarded itachi look belive me I got live! Want one? Only for 1$ it's on sale you can only get here on ! lisa makes itachi looks retarded . com(A/N: of course that only a fake one LOL)

"Hey itachi there's somebody else who talks like you! You're not a loner!" kisame said to itachi. Well of course being itachi he only said 'hn' but inside I bet 10$ that's he's shocked!

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