Lisa's POV:

"So," now this is really hard… how should I explain? There's a silence and they're all watching me….. This is awkward… "HOLY FUDGE BROWNIE!" now they all seemed surprise of this, but yes holy fudge brownie indeed, because I forgot that SASORI IS HERE AND DEIDARA BUT SASORI IS HERE! Fan girl moments sorry.

Ok. So. Wanna know what happened? You would not believe this! I HUGGED SASORI! HA! ARE YOU ALL PEOPLE JEALOUS? BECAUSE SINCE THIS IS MY STORY I'M GOING TO GLOP ON SASORI ALL DAY LONG! (A/n: hihihihihihihihi I'll be nice and lend Sasori but you guys have to be nice :D)

'Cept though he freeze…, but I still have him in my arms anyway. I grinned, then frowned he got away from me! That is evil.

"Will you explain to us now?" pein said sounding annoyed. Wow. Pein is hot but he belongs to Konan. I mean people with piercings are hot! Ok, if they're hot and have piercings and hot, means they're DOUBLE, TRIPLE HAWT!... Fan girl moments are important!

"Nop," I said popping the p, I swear if glare could kill it would kill me right now.

"Why not?" Kisame asked, of course a glare. I laughed mentally in my head having a plan that would work so well. I grinned.

"Well," I begin with a smile "Sasori won't sit with me!" I said then begin to grin (A/N:does that make sense?...probally not but oh well)"if he sits with me then I can tell you." I gave a puppy dog eyes to Pein. He seemed pissed but I could tell that he wants to know then he nodded. I did a victory but fan girl dance in my head, and again Fan girl moments are important!

Then, just then heather came back from her La La land. I bet that she thought she dreamed that she saw itachi with only covering his *cough* *cough* LOL, but that wasn't a dream. Can't wait for her to do something that might make the Akatsuki think that it's dangerous. I laughed evilly in my mind again.

"W…..what happened? I dreamed that you said that Itachi is here…. And then he was in the bathroom with only the towels to cover his *cough* *cough*" heather said and of course blushed.

I sighed, then I grinned.

"Heather, breathe and look around…." And then I popped some cotton in my ears and some in Sasori's, Deidara's, Konan's, Pein's and Tobi's I don't know why but I like Tobi except he seems kinda nice even though he's Madara…. Probably that's one of the reasons. Of course they gave me what the heck look, but I just grinned.

Heather POV:

I heard somebody's voice talking and the voice sound like Lisa's. I sighed mentally; I was wishing that the Akatsuki was here. I mean I dreamed that the Akatsuki was here in real live and then I saw itachi with his body the towel covering only his *cough* *cough* you-know-what. If only dreams come true.

I sighed mentally again and woke up.

"W…..what happened? I dreamed that you said that Itachi is here…. And then he was in the bathroom with only the towels to cover his *cough* *cough*" I said and of course blushed.

Then heard Lisa's voice saying ""Heather, breathe and look around…." I breathe then looked around then I let out a super fan girl-ish scream did I mention my scream was one of the loudest?

_after a super Fan girl scream_

Lisa's POV:

I took off the cotton in my ear and of course the others too. They now finally understand why I did that. Even though Sasori still went away from me. I pouted. Then I choose to glop on Tobi. Even though Tobi seems happy with it I'm sure that Madara hates it thinking why is she hugging me? It's so annoying. I bet all my allowance on that. I grinned.

Madara's POV:

Why did she glop on me? It's so annoying...grrr...

BACK TO LISA POV:

"Now, now" I said. I know that Heather wants to glop on Itachi but she's too…. Shy? So of course being her best friend I pushed her too Itachi. Then he gave me the-Famous-Uchiha-Glare-That-Can-Make-You-P*ss-Right-Where-You're-Standing, but being me glares doesn't effect me so I just gave him the Well-too-Bad look to him.

"So-"

"It's my life

It's now or never

I ain't gonna live forever

I just want to live while I'm alive

(It's my life)

My heart is like an open highway

Like Frankie said

I did it my way

I just wanna live while I'm alive

It's my life (Bon jovi-it's my life that song rock!)

"Can you peoples wait for a second?" that's what I said

"Hey,"

"Hi"

"DAVID!"

"Well Lisa I just want to remind you that I'm going to visit you today at 10:30 pm, ok?"

"O-o-o-K!"

"BYE"

"Beep-beep-beep"

"OMFG! HEATHER! DAVID IS GOING TO COME HERE!"

"WHAT?"

yay! 1, 051 words! imma soooo happy! that's a lot man! or at least for me!

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