A/N:
Hello again audience! I have returned to write a chapter 3 for Konoha Riots, but you already knew that didn't you?
Been a little while since the last update, this story hasn't got a whole lot of attention yet but I'm hoping that turns around soon.
To any of you Strike Package fans out there, sorry chapter 9 is taking so long; I've just kind of lost the spirit for that one for now, I've wanted to write about something a little more serious lately (i.e. battle/revolution) and I can't quite do that for SPR. It'll return soon enough though, don't fret audience!
20 years later:
Naruto gritted his teeth as he ducked behind the Jersey barrier in front of him, narrowly avoiding another hail of kunai. The storm came from three KPD agents he'd ambushed a little further up the deserted road located in the desolate wasteland that used to be Konoha Central Square.
"Dammit Sasuke, move your ass!" he shouted angrily into his headset, "I can't dodge these things forever!"
"What's the matter dobe, don't tell me you're scared of a few high velocity sharp objects?" Sasuke's arrogant voice responded through the earpiece.
Naruto, noticing the giggles he heard over the comm courtesy of his pink-haired teammate, replied in the only civil way he could think of.
"Fuck you, fuck your face, and fuck the horse you rode in on! Now hurry up, I don't wanna be Swiss cheese!"
Sasuke chuckled over the line, "Aye aye dead last. Sakura, you in position?"
Sakura could barely control her laughter, "Roger that Sasuke, on your go."
Sasuke nodded and began the count, "3…2…1…mark."
On "mark", both Sasuke and Sakura leapt out from the cover of the rooftops and tackled two of the agents before dispatching them with clean kunai strikes. The third agent swung around and, seeing his subordinates dead before a smirking Sasuke and a disturbingly happy Sakura, began to run away from the team. Naruto vaulted over the barrier, sprinted, and took him down before he had a chance to take more than five steps.
"Where you think you're going motherfucker?" Naruto growled as he zip-tied the man's hands behind his back before pulling him into a kneeling position.
"Please, don't kill me! If you let me go I swear I'll never speak a word of this to anyone!" the agent said frantically.
"Oh don't worry, we're not gonna just kill you right here in the street," Sakura said as she knelt down to his level and resumed whispering in the man's ear, "that wouldn't be nearly fun enough. No, we'll have to take you somewhere we can properly extract Intel from you without any interruptions. We'll have to carve every last detail out of you bit by bit, inch by inch, and layer by layer. Now won't that be fun?" She finished with a sadistic grin plastered on her face.
Naruto looked at the man lazily, "The fucked up part is that she isn't kidding mate. Might wanna just tell us what you know before she makes good on that threat."
The man, now incredibly pale in the face, nodded furiously, "I'll tell you whatever you want, just please sic your demon off of me!"
Sakura's grin widened as she let a soft moan into the man's ear and continued in a husky voice, "A demon am I? I like the sound of that."
"Sakura, heel girl," Sasuke cut in, "don't want the poor soul to have a heart attack before we get what we need."
Sakura pouted playfully before backing off, muttering something that sounded an awful lot like "tease."
"To get back on topic," Naruto began, standing before the prisoner and lazily twirling a kunai of his own, "what were you KPD bastards doing here? Haven't seen your kind around the Square in a while."
"We're just delivering supplies! Please, I have a family! I can't die here!"
"I don't recall him asking for your life story trash," Sasuke began coldly, "now where were you taking these supplies?"
The man whimpered and continued, "Gamma. Firebase G-Gamma over in the Business Quarter."
Naruto shared a look with his two friends. Using their bastardized version of tactical hand signals, he signed to them, 'Enemy base? Do not understand.'
Sakura was the first to sign back, 'New Intel, brief later.'
The two boys nodded and turned back to the trembling man before them, "Well then it looks like you've outlived your usefulness shit stain," Naruto said. Sasuke walked behind the man, and with a smirk on his face, Naruto raised his kunai as if to jam it into the man's skull.
"Please, don't!" He screamed as he watched the kunai descend before feeling a knockout bash on top of his head.
As the man fell over, unconscious, Sasuke smirked at the uproarious laughter emitting from his teammates.
"How do they always fall for it?" Sasuke said, shaking his head with mirth from his eyes.
"How do they always fall for Sakura's little 'blood whore' routine?" Naruto responded, grinning playfully at their female companion.
Sakura giggled before licking her lips, "How do you know it's a routine Naruto-kun?" The way she dragged out the suffix sent simultaneous shivers of arousal and fear up his spine.
Sakura resumed her laughter as she saw Naruto's reaction, "You are WAY too easy Naruto!"
Naruto grinned lightly and scratched the back of his head, "You're gonna give me a heart attack one of this days Sakura."
Sasuke rolled his eyes, but the small smile never left his face, "Lemme know when you two are done eye-fucking each other, I'll just be over here doing what we came here to do."
With that, he headed over to the small truck where Naruto first attacked the KPD agents. Sakura playfully shoved Naruto and followed.
"What's the scoop?" she asked.
Sasuke hopped up and examined the crate in the truck bed, "Hm, seems their learning faster than I would've guessed. This one's an electronic lock."
Naruto whistled, "Must be some good shit in that box, can you open it?"
Sasuke pulled out a small PDA, "I can open anything dobe. Just give me a second."
He tapped a few commands into the PDA, synced with the lock, and bypassed the security before Naruto could respond, "Done."
Naruto stared dumbfounded, "I can't even hate on that. Good job teme."
"It's what I do," Sasuke replied confidently.
"Well if you two are done sucking each other off, I'd like to see what's in that crate." Sakura cut in.
The boys shot her two cold glares-which she pointedly ignored-and Sasuke hefted the lid off the crate. What the three saw inside caused Naruto to almost pass out from joy.
Inside the crate was a plethora of various weapons and projectiles, and in a separate compartment, a decent stock of rations and medical supplies.
"I fucking love this day!" Naruto shouted happily, "blades, bullets, and bombs; damn I love my job!"
"Figures you'd be thinking about the lethal aspects of this find Naruto; look at all these med kits. Perfect chance to restock, we were starting to run low." Sakura said over Naruto's protests.
Sasuke checked his PDA and made a noise of annoyance, "No time to celebrate guys, they know the crate's been popped. Stash the loot and let's get outta here."
Naruto nodded and began carefully storing the weapons in a spare duffel bag while Sakura did the same with the rations and supplies. Sasuke stayed where he was as he scanned the area, looking for any sign that they'd been found out.
He turned when he felt a tap on his shoulder and, seeing that his friends had secured the contents of the crate, set a paper bomb inside it and shut the lid.
"That'll throw them off our trail for a little while."
Naruto nodded his approval, "We ready?" The other two nodded.
Sakura smirked and ran, calling over her shoulder, "Last one back to base has to sort this shit!"
The boys shared a look before sprinting hard after her. That was a lot of shit to sift through, and neither was very keen on losing anyway.
Naruto grinned as he dodged Sakura's half-hearted attempt to trip him up, 'I fucking love you guys,' he thought proudly.
And with that, the trio vanished into the distance.
A/N:
Well there's chapter 3! Took a little longer than I would've liked but hey, at least I'm finally releasing a chapter during the day. I rarely do that. Maybe that's why I don't get as many hits on this story…oh well, fuck it.
Anyways, hope you enjoyed the chapter, please let me know what you thought in the reviews, and always remember:
Semper Confortare
-M