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Ben Loves the Ladies
Ben didn't usually go for the mysterious types. He preferred girls more like Cat Valentine who were perky and girly. No one could ever call Jade perky, or even cute. He would describe Jade as being dangerous and sexy. Really that's the only reason he agreed to ask her out. No ulterior motives, no unrequited love, no anything really. He was a guy, she was a girl, and it was really that simple. He took the easy way in asking her out, by cornering her when Beck was across the hallway talking to that weird guy with the puppet. If there was anything Ben knew about girls, it was that they would go through great lengths to get revenge. He doesn't do anything special. He brings her no gifts; he doesn't wear his nicest clothes or anything like that.
"Hey, I'm Ben and I was wondering if you wanna hang out this tomorrow?" He's proud of himself, because he avoids any stuttering, and he doesn't even flinch when she glares at him.
"Where do you plan on taking me, if I say yes?" He notices Beck turning his eyes in their direction every few seconds, and he knows that Jade notices to. This was all too easy. He didn't know what the other guys were talking about, when they said asking Jade out was one of the hardest things they've ever done.
"We can get food someplace. It's whatever." He takes this time to appreciate the dress she's wearing. It barely covers her thighs, and her ripped tights give him a view of part of her legs. He kind of wants to let his eyes linger on her chest, because the dress is pushing them out, but he knows getting caught doing that would basically mean Jade destroying him.
"You're buying, and don't show up with flowers or anything stupid like that." He nods, and then watches her walk away, and by watching her walk away he means he stares at her butt the entire time. He appreciates the swing of her hips, and he wills the dress to lift a little higher. What he doesn't expect is to be shoved into a locker by Beck Oliver. He would shove back, but he's on a mission, and he won't let a jealous ex boyfriend get in the way.
"You dated Jade so tell me; you think she'll put out by the third date?" It's a really crappy thing to say, but its part of his orders. The look on Beck's face is murderous, which is funny, because rumor had it that Beck has no emotions. Really, most if the time Beck just sat around with a smirk on his face. The guy with the puppet pulls Beck away before any real damage can, be done, but Ben is sure he's gotten his point across.
He refuses to waste his time with any of the usual pre date activities. As a matter of fact he's not really sure he wants to spend money on her. If everything goes the way it's supposed to Jade would be off the market in a few more days. Still there was an off chance that the plan would fail, and like he said earlier Jade's hot, and he wouldn't mind making out with her in the future. He picks her up and they go to some pizza place that's not too far away. It's not even ten minutes later that Beck shows up with Tori and Andre though they're wearing some weird disguises, which is enough o make Jade not notice them. Tori is wearing some giant hat and huge sunglasses while Beck and Andre are wearing baseball caps and normal sized glasses. Well at least the planned worked. He would have to text Ka…. Oh wait Jade was talking to him.
"Can you repeat that?"
"I don't want pizza, and that's the only thing this place serves."
"They also serve salads."
"Oh so you think I'm fat?" What? He never said that. Chick was crazy. She may've been hot, but that sure wasn't enough to make him actually date her. He liked girls that were easy to please.
"You can either eat what they have or not eat at all." If looks could kill, he would've been killed a million times over.
"You dragged me out here when I could've been doing something interesting with my life, so you can shove your attitude up you're a-"
"Okay, we can walk to the park across the street and get some ice cream." Anything to make her shut up! Why did he agree to this again? His answer comes after she leans forward a bit and he's given a view of the inside of her shirt.
Things go better in the park, which makes him happier. They don't bother making any conversation, and just walk around. After an hour of doing this he thinks it's time to call it quits. Beck didn't even follow them out so there's no point of waiting around. He's just about to suggest this when they see Tori, Andre and Beck, ahead of them. This time they're in regular clothing, and both Andre's and Tori's faces look nervous. Also Beck has a huge dog with him.
"Hey Jade. Ben." The words are normal, but the look in Beck's eyes is more than enough to make Ben want to get away.
"Hey we've got to get going now." He backs away grabbing at Jade's arm but she shrugs him off. The dog Beck has is growling and he wants to get away fast.
"Funny how you're always around when I'm on my dates." Jade tells Beck a smug smile on her face. To his credit Beck doesn't even take the bait. He only shrugs.
"We're just here walking my neighbors new dog. But if you need to get going than that's okay." The dog is still growling, and Ben turns around and starts walking in the opposite direction. He knows that leaving Jade behind will make him look like a jerk, but that dog is scaring him. He makes the mistake of turning around, and all he sees is the dog chancing after him. Ben immediately breaks out into but the dog catches up to him. He was going to kill the people responsible for this whole thing.
Monday after school he limps into the black box theatre. The stupid dog cause enough damage to give him a trip to the emergency room, and twenty stitches. "Katherine I'm going to kill you. A dog was never in the equation."
"Please we heard it was just a Chihuahua so quit being a wuss." Madison's voice fills the room, and he remembers why he hates Northridge girls.
"Either way I was attacked, and I didn't even get first base action to at least make up for it."
"Dude calm down, at least we know the first part of the plan worked." This comes from James, who as far as he's concerned was never attacked by a dog. No girl was hot enough for him to go through all this trouble. He should've said no when he was asked to do this task.
"Whatever, we found out everything we needed to. This is the last time someone's day is destroyed just because Beck and Jade can't get it together. By tomorrow morning operation: Get Beck and Jade Together Again So They Can Stop Being Life Ruiners will be put into action." Katherine says this like it's a plan to cure world hunger or something. Whatever these people were weird, and the sooner this was done, the sooner he could be done with it all.
At least he could say he went on a date with one of the hottest girls in school.
He'll have a scar to prove it.
AN: Ben's a guy. Just your average hormone filled guy. I wanted to write a character that was just average, so that's where Ben came from. The dog attack came from a request I got when I first started this story. In other news, what are my OCs up to? I think we all know. Stop by and review to tell me what you think.