AN: so far so good, I'm managing to do a chapter a day.
Today though I will be posting two chapters, this one now and chapter 3 sometime later on.
The story will be cut up by Santana's interludes similar to the prologue, this being the first of them.
again you know the drill! go forth and review!
Santana's interlude one
BOOBIES!
Now have I got your attention again?
Yeah I know you were dozing off there.
I know what you're thinking.
Nothing's changed yet? Hurry up and get on with the story.
Well I got one thing to say about that and that's BE PATIENT!
Now you should feel lucky you haven't got Brittany telling the story here, you would have a lot of additions in it, like unicorns and leprechauns, although I will let her tell you how she became senior class president herself cause there actually was those two things.
You're looking at me strangely again, I get it, fine, so we got back to my house.