A/N: Chapter 2. I'm in Georgia. I WAS freeloading off someone's internet at a rest point but they drove away right when I hit Publish story so I don't know if my story is out there yet but I'm starting the next chapter. Add a bloody nose, a dollop of humor, a cup of scarred for life Tim, a big helping of fluff, and a heap of Dick&Babs!
Chapter 2: Lazy Day
Barbara woke up with a shirtless Dick's arms around her. She smiled and nudged her sleeping boyfriend.
"Hm?" Dick mumbled as he woke.
Barbara turned to face him and said, "Thanks for last night." She put her hands on Dick's chest and buried her face under his chin.
"No problem, Babs," he said pulling her closer, "Your brother meant well." He moved his position and began kissing Barbara's neck and she moaned and ran her fingers through his hair.
"I know," she said as Dick moved lower, "He's just a little messed up."
As the mood heated up, the door swung open and Alfred walked in, "Good morning Master Dick, Master Barbara, breakfast is ready."
"Thanks, Alfie," Dick said with a sarcastic smile.
"Did I 'spoil the mood'?" Alfred asked in his British accent.
"Yeh," Dick replied in a raspy voice.
"Perfect." Alfred said with a smile.
"Shall we get ready, Master Barbara?" Dick asked in a fake British accent once Alfred had left.
"That would be my please, Master Dick," Barbara said in an equally phony accent as Dick helped her out of bed. Dick got dressed in a navy blue sweat shirt and light wash Wrangler jeans and Barbara got dressed in a violet long sleeve dress shirt and dark wash skinny jeans.
Once they were dressed they walked down stairs hand in hand. They stopped at the kitchen and grabbed to plates of chocolate chip waffles and took them into a sitting room and ate by a fire under a blue and grey afghan.
"So, what are we going to do today?" Barbara asked Dick.
"Whatever you want to do," he replied looking down at Barbara who was sitting on his lap, "We just have to be at the cave by four and sometime today Bruce want to make sure you're ok to go on the mission tonight."
"Hrm," Barbara thought, "We go to the park?"
"Sounds perfect, Babs." Dick replied.
"Alfred! We're home!" Dick shouted as he escorted his girlfriend inside with his arm wrapped around her.
"Back so soon, Master Dick?" Alfred asked in his thick British accent.
"Yay, our trip was cut short by some homicidal maniac with a gun going on a rampage." Dick sighed.
"I'm sorry to hear that." Alfred said, "Now if I understand you have some Team business you need to take care of?"
"Yup," Dick replied, "We'll be in my room." He informed Alfred. "Come on, Babs." He said with a love sick look on his face as he dragged Barbara to his room.
When they got to Dick's room, Barbara was hoping they would do something, if only a little make out session. But of course Dick had to do work for the Team. Barbara ended up falling asleep curled up next to Dick on his king sized bed as he typed away on his computer.
In the end, Dick concluded that there were no missions for the Team tonight. He then put his laptop aside and tried to wake the sleeping beast beside him.
"Barbara, hey, Barbara." Dick said while simultaneously poking his girlfriend in attempt to wake her. "Bar-AH!" Dick yelled grabbing his nose.
"Oh, baby I'm sorry," Barbara said approaching Dick who had not expected Barbara's elbow to fly up when she jolted awake. "Here," she said handing him a tissue from the nightstand.
"It's fine, Babs." He said whipping his nose and throwing the tissue out. "Now," he said with a horny look in his eyes, "What do you want to do now?" He smiled widely as he snaked his arms around Barbara's waist, dropping his hands dangerously low.
In response, Barbara puts her arms around Dick's neck and allows him to pull her close. He begins kissing her neck making her moan loudly as she runs her fingers through his hair and he slips his hands in her pants.
"So my boyfriend wants to have sex with me after I gave him a bloody nose?" Barbara asks, trying not to moan and failing miserably. To reply, Dick unbuttons her pants and pushes her onto the bed.
"Hey, guys, I was wondering-GAH! I'm scared for life! AH!" Tim says after opening the door to Dick's room.
Surprised, Dick falls out of bed, clutching the blanket to cover himself, but atlas, Barbara was also covering herself with the blanket so she was pulled right off the bed, landing on Dick's shoulder.
"AH!" Dick yells from the pain in his shoulder before glaring at the empty doorway which Tim left open. Dick stood up, wrapping the blanket around his waist, and moved over to the door to shut and lock it which was pretty hard since Barbara was still curled up in it.
After dressing, the couple decided to stay put so they wouldn't run into poor Tim, then decided he was in his room sulking and if they stayed in Dick's room any longer they'd go at it again. So after sliding down the banister and get lectured by Alfred about how the house is not a toy, they watched tv until it was time to go to the cave.
A/N: Short but at least I finally posted something. And I actually have valid excuses! 1. I was in Disney World for a week. 2. The power went out for 5 days. 3. Terrible writer's block. And I promise I'll try to post a longer chapter sooner!
Coming up next, MOVIE NIGHT!
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