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Spazz: hello my lovely's

Naruto: so did you finally catch up with my show?

Spazz: yup

Naruto: cool *feels loved*

Spazz: yeah whatever

Naruto: jerk

Spazz: *glares and grabs cricket bat* don't make me use this

Naruto: fine

Spazz: my exams are going to start soon this month

Naruto: that sucks

Spazz: tell me about it, not only that but my right wrist hurts

Naruto: how?

Spazz: I slammed the side of my hand against the gym lockers at my school cause I got mad

Naruto: *laughs* good job dumbass

Spazz: *whacks Naruto with cricket bat* shut up

Naruto: *rubs head* Spazz doesn't own Naruto!

ENJOY!

Ages: 23

Setting: Shinobi world

I Don't Want This in Me!

Throughout the hospital a loud scream could be heard from on Naruto Namikaze.

"Sakura-chan, please don't do this to me," the blond haired man was withering underneath some ropes.

"Hold still Naruto." The women by the name of Sakura told her husband.

But the blond was still moving. "Why do I have to be tied up?"

"You wouldn't hold still that's why, now hold still so I can put it in you."

"NO! I don't want it in me." Tears were starting to come down Naruto's face.

All Sakura could do was roll her eyes. "Oh please Naruto stop acting like a baby and take it like a man."

"But I am a baby and I'm crying like one!"

"Naruto I swear if you don't hold still I will do some very bad things to you."

"Still Sakura-chan it looks so big."

Again the rosette rolled her eyes. "It's not that big."

"You wouldn't know because you're afraid of it."

"Wow I really feel sorry."

Naruto raised a brow, "What for?"

"For our village of course," the rosette said oh so obviously.

"Why what's wrong with our village?"

"I swear Naruto you are so dense at times." Sakura mentally said. "We have a Hokage that is scared of one little thing."

"But Sakura-chan that thing isn't little."

"Quit overacting," the rosette smacked the blonde's head.

"That hurt Sakura-chan and because you tied me up I can't rub my bump."

"Just shut up," Sakura thought of something. "Hey is that a giant bowl of ramen outside?"

"Where," as soon as Naruto turned around Sakura stuck it in Naruto. "OUCH!" The pain was too much for Naruto so he began to cry. "Sakura-chan, please take it out, take it OUT!"

"Stop moving I'm almost done."

"Please Sakura-chan it hurts," tears rolled down his eyes.

"Fine you're done anyways." The rosette took it out but still the blond was crying his eyes out.

Who knew that the Rokudaime could be so scared of getting a shot?

END

Spazz: *falls down and starts laughing* oh my gosh this was just too funny

Naruto: no it wasn't *rubs arm*

Spazz: I can't believe you're afraid of getting shot

Naruto: shut up it hurt

Spazz: sorry guys this is just, a filler, and I just to put something like this up

Naruto: you just like seeing me get hurt don't you?

Spazz: yup and don't forget to review

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