Disclaimer: I don't own anything. 'sobs' I don't own Kingdom Hearts especially! Or Pixie sticks! Or Soul Calibur, even though I only put one character in!

Chapter 7:

Roxas woke with a start. His head ringing in tune to the alarm clock next to him. Groaning he picked it up and glared at the time, 7:02.

Eyes brightening at the prospect of the first day of school Roxas leapt out of bed and ran into Sora's room, Yelling at the top of his lungs.

"Wake up! It's time for school! School! School!"

Continuing his cries of 'school' Roxas grabbed Sora and shook him until he was sure the keyblade wielder was awake.

"Roxas! Get the hell off me!" Sora bellowed, while pushing his nobody off of his bed and onto the floor. "I know it's time for school!"

His last few words were wasted as Roxas had run off into Riku's room to wake him up too. Soon Sora heard Riku's curses mixing with Roxas' shouts. If Roxas was this excited now, wait until he founds out he had to wear uniforms.

When they had all gotten up and were ready to go the savior of all worlds and his two best friends started to face their greatest challenge ever… school.

When they arrived at the main building Roxas was finally silent and was quivering slightly from anticipation. When he saw Destiny high for the first time he went strangely still, his mouth hanging open comically.

"Uhh, are you all right?" Riku asked curiously watching Roxas not move an inch. Riku waved a hand in front off his face. Still nothing.

"I think he got brain damage somehow." Sora said, trying no to laugh.

"He's always had brain damage."

"Hey guys!" Sora and Riku turned and saw Tidus, with his arm around Kairi, and Wakka walking towards them.

"What's up with him?" Wakka questioned gesturing at Roxas.

"Brain damage." Sora joked.

"Ahh" He replied with a small smirk playing on his lips.

"Seriously, is he okay?" Kairi asked with growing concern.

"We really don't know." Riku said, "He just won't move."

"What's Roxas doing?"

Everybody except for Roxas jumped when a voice appeared behind Wakka. Everyone looked to see Selphie standing with her head cocked to the side curiously, Yuffie behind her.

"We think he's dead." Wakka blurted out quickly.

"I think I know how to wake him up." Kairi said, grinning mischievously. She went inside the school for a short time and came out with a water bottle in her hand. Everyone else, guessing her plan, backed away from the statue that was Roxas. Kairi opened the bottle and put it over Roxas' head, pausing dramatically before she dumped the whole bottle on his head, emptying it quickly.

After she was done Kairi gasped and stepped away from him. Roxas still hadn't moved!

"Okay, this is starting to get weird." Tidus remarked, dumbfounded that Roxas still hadn't moved. "I think we should go."

Everybody walked away from the still not moving Roxas, everybody except Yuffie.

"Umm. Are you okay Roxas?" She asked tentatively, this was starting to creep her out. 'I need to shock him out of this somehow.' She thought to herself.

Yuffie looked around the schoolyard. Everyone had already gone to their classes so they were the only ones left in the schoolyard. Smiling slightly she leaned towards Roxas and whispered.

"I you get a kiss I didn't know about then I should make it even." Yuffie said mischievously, right before she leaned over to Roxas and kissed him.

She held the kiss until a voice shocked her out of it.

"Awww. You're sober this time."

Yuffie whirled around to see Seifer right behind her, leaning against a tree. His eyes glinting maliciously as he watched Roxas for movement.

"He mustn't think much of you if didn't even move."

"Get out of here Seifer." Yuffie threatened, while pulling out a shruiken, "Before you get circumcised."

"I just want to know." Seifer said smoothly "Who's a better kisser, me or the statue over there?"

Yuffie darted towards him and raised her hand to slap him, but he caught it. Yuffie looked into his eyes with anger and jerked her hand away.

"Not so fast." Seifer said catching her other hand, the one with the weapon in it. "Let's really find out who's better."

Once again, before she could react Seifer pulled her into a kiss, however this time she was able to break it, but she didn't have time to as someone pulled her forcefully away from Seifer. Yuffie turned around expecting to see Roxas, but instead saw someone else.

Emiko beat her to the chase when she raised her hand and punched Seifer in the side of the head. The blow knocked him back a step before he turned off and walked away.

"I'll be expecting an answer Yuffie." He retorted as he retreated.

They waited for Seifer to leave before relaxing.

"Ahh! I'm not a nobody! Get away! I have a heart!"

Shocked, the two girls around to see Roxas thrashing around on the ground, his once still frame was rolling around, as if in agony. His eyes clamped firmly shut.

Then it was over. Roxas grew still and rolled over slowly. His eyes were now open, and he looked drained, as though he had just been attacked.

"Where am I? Where did they go? Wait a minute, Yuffie? Emiko? Where is everybody?" Roxas said with wide eyes.

"You're at the school, Riku and Sora left to go inside, everybody went with them. Are you okay?" Emiko answered his questions and asked one of her own.

"Yeah, I'm fine now." Was all Roxas said.

"We better get going if we don't want to be late." Yuffie said cautiously, helping Roxas up as she talked.

The three set off walking slowly to the doors in silence. It was Yuffie who broke it once they reached the school.

"What was that you said about being nobody, and about hearts? She asked tentatively, she didn't want him to have a panic attack or anything.

"I don't know." Roxas lied, I don't remember anything until I saw you two. He hoped they wouldn't see through his lie, he was terrible at not telling the truth. Sora could always tell when he was lying, but that might have been because he was Sora's nobody.

Luckily for himYuffie didn't press the matter, she was too busy thinking about what he had said.

"He really doesn't remember that! Well now it's fair. I don't remember what happened on the plane."

When he finally got to his classroom Roxas found he was in the same room as Riku and Wakka.

"About time you woke up." Riku said cracking a grin "What happened?"

"Riku I need to talk to you in private." Roxas whispered urgently.

Seeing the expression on Roxas' face Riku whispered back at him "Meet you in Student lounge number two after this class."

Roxas glanced at the door it read Math. Roxas had heard about Math class being the worst off all from Sora. It was supposedly about sitting for long periods and drawing things in textbooks. At least that was what Sora told him to do.

Surprisingly Roxas did well in class for someone who was a year old. He was really one of the smartest in the class. He was, as Riku put it, a 'nerd'.

After getting lost twice (How was he supposed to know which door was the girls change room and which was the student lounge?) Rxas finally made it to student lounge number 2.He was surprised to find it smaller than the other one he had looked in. Inside were Riku, Tidus, Selphie and Kairi.

"Welcome to our lounge!" Selphie yelled happily at Roxas.

"Don't mind her, she's high on sugar. Now what was it you were trying to tell me?" Riku said interestedly.

Taking Riku into the corner Roxas began to explain.

"Something weird happened when I saw the school Riku. I kind of sensed something, something from before we came here. I don't think it was heartless or nobodies. I don't think it is hostile at all."

"And that's what caused you to freeze for that long? A presence?" Riku butted in.

"No idiot." Roxas looked at him darkly, "For some reason I had a really vivid flash back to when I first came to Castle Oblivion. It was a memory I guess I blocked out because I didn't know about it before. It was of when I first found out I was a nobody, before I was put into Twilight Town.

-Flashback-

Roxas stood in a hall in Castle Oblivion Namine standing before him. Explaining the prospect of nobodies to him.

"You see nobodies have no hearts. They don't exist. Roxas you are a nobody, you don't exist."

"No! No I can't be!" Roxas looked around him wildly hoping someone would jump out and shout 'Surprise!' and he could leave this strange place.

"It's okay Roxas." Namine said smiling concernedly "You see I … am a nobody too."

-End Flashback-

"I was saying 'I'm not a nobody, I have a heart!' when I woke up and saw Yuffie and Emiko standing above me." Roxas finished gravely

Riku was silent for a while before saying anything. "Well they have no idea about anything right? So let's just forget about it."

Roxas looked over at the others and saw Selphie eating Pixie Sticks and Tidus and Kairi making out. He noticed Kairi wasn't very enthusiastic. Then Tidus tried to feel her up. Kairi broke away from him after a quick 'no' and their faces remained unconnected for the remainder of the day.

Just as Roxas began to wonder how good Kairi and Tidus' relationship was the door opened and Sora Emiko, and Yuffie walked in. Sora sat down in a chair immediately.

"That was the only school class I've ever not been bored in!" Sora exclaimed loudly. "Just wait until you have Ancient History with Mr. Schtauffen! He taught us about ancient warfare. He even brought in a giant sword called a zweihander!"

No sooner had he sat down then the bell rang and they all got up to go to class. Roxas checked and he had Ancient History next, time to see how good Mr. Schtauffen was as a teacher.

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Haha they have top wear school uniforms haha

Like I posted in the review section you can post some ideas and I might just use them.

Can anybody guess who the Soul Calibur character is?

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That's right! Mr. Schtauffen is really Siegfried!

Thanks to my reviewer you know who you are (Yes you do) I wish I could say reviewers but I can't boohoohoohoohoohoohoohoo

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