Second fic! This time its Touko x Touya, or Hikda x Hilbert, or White x Black.

Please don't be offended by the numerous times the word 'Racist' is mentioned.

This is game verse, but includes Ruby and Emerald from manga verse.

"Touya."

"Hm?"

"You're racist."

Touya nearly spit out the soda he was drinking, but barely managed to swallow it instead, managing to avoid splattering it all over Touko.

"What?"

"I said, you're racist."

Touya merely stared at the girl as if she was mad. Insane. Mentally unstable. He was even tempted to raise his hand to check her temperature to see if she was sick. But he knew she'd kill him, so he fought against his urge and instead decided to talk this over.

"Touko, you're my best friend and I love you and all that, but I can't have the mother of my children be insane, so how about we go see a doctor?"

Touko glared at her best friend, and huffed.

"Who says I'm going to marry you? And I'm not insane. You're racist."

"How so?"

"Your name."

Touya just gave the girl a blank stare. Then he opened his mouth and said "Huh?"

"Your name, Touya. Your name. Touya Black."

Said Mr. Black wanted to throw something. Anything at anyone except the girl in front of him.

"If that's the case, you're equally as racist, Miss Touko WHITE."

Touko blushed at her incompetence at not being careful enough to check that Touya could have a comeback. And with her name. Touko needed something to hit. Preferably something with glasses and named Cheren.

"Your MOM is racist."

'Ohoh, she did NOT just use my mom as a comeback.' Touya thought.

"Your DAD is racist."

'How DARE he!' Touko thought.

They were glaring each other down, daring the other to say something back. They moved closer, and when they were nearly nose-to-nose, Touko smirked.

"Your FACE is racist."

Touya smirked too, and pulled his best friend even closer.

"Then kiss this racist face."

Outside the door, Emerald tutted. Ruby raised an eyebrow.

"Yesterday Touko called Touya emo."

"How did THAT end?"

"Same way it ended now."

Weehee~~finished the second one…please review? I'd love some constructive criticism….and sorry if it's way too short. I'll try to make them longer .