What, you're still here? Didn't think "holy shit this fanfic is so shitty fuck this" and leave(yet)? Awesome.
Do you know how much it costs to own My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic? Neither do I, but it's probably a lot more than I'll ever have. Thus, I do not own My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic.
It was still early in the afternoon when I exited Twilight's house. Ponies were walking around, chatting, or relaxing in several places. I thought about what to do next and realized a downside of being in Equestria: I had too much free time.
I suppose I should try to get some bits, I thought.
After a while, I found myself manning a fruit stand. Well, could be worse. Hours passed. Business was relatively good. But my mind kept wandering. Sure, I was in Equestria, which was pretty damn awesome, but it made absolutely no sense. What would cause me to just suddenly jump to another universe? I had to find out...if it was even possible.
The sound of a pony clearing her throat jarred me back to reality. "Oh, sorry," I said. "Just lost in thought..."
Then my eyes widened. I recognized the pony as Rainbow Dash.
I wanted to talk to her but I wasn't quite sure about how to start a conversation.I became a bit irritated at myself. Finally, as I stuffed her bag with peaches, I said the first thing that came into my mind.
"Hey, I think I've heard of you."
Argh, dammit. Dumbass dumbass dumb-wait, that wasn't actually too stupid...
She looked a bit startled upon hearing this. "Wha, really?"
"Yeah. Rainbow Dash, wasn't it? I've heard about you. Nice to meet you!"
"Well, uh. Thanks!"
"So what brings you here?"
"Oh, I wanted a change from apples for once... Heh, Applejack is probably gonna say I betrayed her now."
I chuckled.
We chatted for a couple more minutes when an elderly stallion came into the line. I realized I'd better not linger and hold the line up.
"Well, it was cool seeing you, Rainbow.."
Something nagged at the back of my mind. I might not get a chance to talk to her again, I realized. I had to say something.
"Do you want to hang out sometime?"
Again, she looked the tiniest bit surprised. But after a couple seconds, she gave a smile. "Yeah, sure! I'd like that."
"Ah, great.. We'll work out the details later."
"Tomorrow?"
"Yeah, why not? Well, see ya then."
"Yeah, bye!"
She took her bag, walked off, and took to the air. I watched her fly off. Well, no reason not to have a good time while I'm trying to solve this mystery. If it could be solved.
Focus, I reminded myself. Right now you have work to do.
I looked up to see the stand now had quite a long line.
Piss.