Back with a Bianca x Red! This is game verse, and let's just say that Bianca was sent to Johto or Kanto by professor Juniper, and her job included interviewing Red about battling and pokemon.

Barely any romance here, but...it's...er...funny?

Plus, Green makes a cameo entrance ;)

...i just realized how short this is OTL... Forgive me?

I'm having fun writing :D

Bianca x Red - Don't fall off the mountain!

"So, Red. You've been champion for five years, correct?"

"..."

"How did you feel when you first became champion? Ecstatic, I'm sure."

"..."

"You've been up on Mount. Silver for a while now, right? About two years, I think."

"..."

"Isn't it very cold up there? Even just thinking about it makes me cold!"

"..."

"And it's a mountain so you'd always be at an angle, right?"

"..."

"Oh, if it were me, I'm sure I couldn't handle being at an angle for so long."

"..."

"Do be careful, Red. We don't want you to fall and get hurt."

"..."

"For goodness sake Bianca. The man's not going to say anything. And he's nowhere as clumsy as you are. He's not going to fall off the mountain."

Bianca glared at Cheren, who was interrupting the pleasant chat she was having with Red. She looked back at the champion to see...his eye closed, and his mouth open slightly. He was sleeping. Bianca was troubled. 'Was he that bored of me?'

Soon after, the Viridian gym leader appeared to take Red away, after waking him up. Bianca was disappointed. She wanted to ask more questions, but she would have to do that some other time.

"Don't fall off!" Bianca managed to shout at the two retreating backs.

"What was that about?" Green asked the sleepy Red.

"..."

Green raised an eyebrow.

"She kept answering her own questions."

I'm sorry it's epicly short, but frankly...I don't know what to write when it comes to Bianca...

Reviews? And if someone gives me an idea about what to write for Bianca and Red, I'll rewrite it ;)

and...er...*blushes* I'll take requests for the next one? (if anybody reviews...)

if not, I'll just keep writing :D

Oh, and I do have a Platinum x Gold written, but in honor of my wonderful anonymous reviewer aka 'a random reviewer', I'll write a Blue x Red...then the next one will possibly a Lyra pairing for my other wonderful anonymous reviewer 'ColorfulShippersUnite'. And a thank you to my other anonymous reviewer 'xxx' who updated my knowledge on the manga and other things. But please do note that tomorrow...I have a Biology test...and the day after that, a chinese test...so I'll try my absolute BEST to update, but please don't hate me if I can't .