1SUGARHIGH! Chapter Two: It's a...What?!
Here we go again, FanFictonauts. The Long-Awaited Chapter Two! Things could get pretty iffy for Raoul. NOTE: I really like Erik, but it's fun to poke fun at him...if that made any sense at all...READ!!
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Raoul was getting worried. It was only a matter of time until Erik decided to attempt to Punjab him. Yes, only a matter of time...poor Raoul (A/N: NOT!!!!). Thankfully Erik did not notice Raoul's fear...yet! Erik was busily amusing himself by singing: "Orderyourfinehorsesnowraiseupyourhandstothelevelofyoureyes..." Singing that, in highspeed, sparked a memory. A memory that would do Raoul harm. Lots of harm...
"Uh-oh," Raoul muttered, as Erik slowly came towards him, punjab in hand. "HeyRaoulIthinkI'msupposedtoPunjabyounow," he choked out, "thiswon'thurtabit. YesitwillsorryIlied."
Raoul tried to get away, but, using even faster reflexes than normal in his hyper mode, Erik grabbed him before the long-haired one could escape.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!" Raoul shrieked, "My HAIR! You'll ruin my BEAUTIFUL HAIR!!!!!" Erik didn't really seem to care. In an instant, the punjab was around Raoul's girly neck. Raoul was thrown into the deep depths of unconsciousness, dead to the world.
While Raoul was still in faint-mode, Erik was very busy. Thanks to his brain being accelerated by the caffeine, he had already figured out a plan to do lots of harm to...it. This evil plan included Nair, a Furby/Boobah army, and some ice cubes. Now all Erik needed was some pocky (A/N-Shout outz to pockylife!) to keep himself going (not that he needed it!). Sadly, Erik got very tired, yet again, and drifted off to sleep...
Erik was in a room. A small, dank room that had boarded up windows. 'Hey,' he thought, 'this place looks kinda familiar...' Realization struck him like a dull arrow. He was in his old attic bedroom! Erik backed away slowly, and desperately tried to find the door to this torture-chamber. He fell right into a hole. 'Where am I now?' he wondered. There was lots of pink, where ever he was. The sight was horrific. Fluffy rabbits ran free, pursued only by little, laughing gnomes. Then he saw HIM.
Raoul was standing, talking to one of the gnomes. Erik could hear snippets of their conversation, but all it seemed to be was about what kind of shampoo worked best for gnome hair. 'This has to be Raoul's dream...' Erik thought grimly. Then the conversation got a lot better. At least it did for Erik.
The little innocent gnome had transformed into a dream version of Erik. The sky turned black. The grass lost it's pink-ness. Erik was becoming more and more interested by the second. The Dream Erik (now known as D.E.) turned toward Raoul and opened it's mouth. "Pity comes too late, turn around and face your fate!" it bellowed. Raoul shuddered and tried to run away, but D.E. was not one to give up so easily! "An eternity of THIS before your eyes!" D.E. held up a photo-shopped picture. Erik could not see what it was, but it made Raoul's face turn white. "NEVER!" Raoul exclaimed! "That will never happen to me!" It was then that Erik could finally see the picture. It was a picture of Raoul...BALD!
"Hey, nice one!" he yelled to his dream counter-part. "Can I use that later?" He walked over to D.E. and the shocked Raoul. "Of course!" said D.E. "Frankly, I'm surprised that you didn't think of it yet...after all, we DO have the same mind!" "Good point!" Erik exclaimed. D.E. handed him the torturous picture. Then they decided to leave Raoul where he was and go get coffee. There had to be a coffee-shop somewhere, knowing Raoul. This was the beginning of an evil friendship...
TBC...
So, will Erik ever get out of Raoul's dream? What will become of Raoul? Will the D.E./Erik friendship last? Why am I asking you? Read and Review, and your questions might be answered. No promises...REVIEW!!!!!
P.S.- Erik is not hyper in Raoul's dream because that was his dream form, which takes the form you are usually in. In Erik's case, he is usually cool, calm, and collected. However, if Erik DOES ever get out of the dream, he will be hyper again...great.