Peoples! I'm SO SORRY!

Well... if I try to give myself an excuse...

The flooding in Thailand wiped out my wi-fi (WTH, Bangkok's not even flooded yet -.-)

and then it took me FOREVER to get it back up because for goodness' sake I can't speak Thai, and neither can my mom, and the freaking Thai dude was so ridiculously useless -.-

I'm not Thai, by the way :P

So to apologize...I'll upload two Sapphire fics at once! I wrote the second one yesterday, and the first one, well...as soon as somebody requested it -.- but then...WI-FI -.-

ugh

I DO have a few fics written and stored somewhere on my computer, though, so I'll be updating .

I'm sorry, again ...

oh, and one more thing.

I think I'm changing the rating to T, for minor swearing and that sort...just to be safe .

Sapphire and Diamond were so different.

She was a girl...

He was a boy.

She was impatient.

He liked to take things slow.

She liked battles.

He liked comedy.

But if you made them stand side by side and closely examined their daily lives, and even squinted a bit, trying to find any similarities between them, you could find one. Just one.

And that was...

Their love of food.

"You're such a wuss Ruby!"

"And you're not a girl!"

Sapphire had run off in a huff at another one of her arguments with Ruby about her not being feminine when it came to food.

'That jerk...what's wrong with how much I ear?'

She didn't think it was fair. She didn't get fat, after all, and she didn't throw away a heck lot of food either. What she ate was perfectly healthy and very good for her body, thank you very much. But NOOOOO Ruby had to have issues with what SHE ate, how much SHE ate and how SHE ate it. What was his problem? If he didn't like eating a lot then that was him, so why was he picking on her?

Sapphire was stomping through Route 5 when she saw onigiri wrappers on the ground. Grumbling about littering and people not caring for the environment, she bent to pick it up, but her hand met with someone else's. When she looked at the owner of the hand, she recognized the person to be Diamond, one of the Sinnoh dex holders.

"Oh hello." He said, casually picking up the wrapper from the ground.

"I accidentally dropped it while unpacking my onigiri."

Then he looked at the girl who looked upset. Diamond had a one-track mind. It was, if you're happy, then you ate food. If you're unhappy, then you're hungry. So he stuck out an arm towards her, the one with the hand holding one of his 3 onigiris.

"Want some?"

Sapphire's eyes widened at this, and she hesitated a bit. 'What if this person insults me for being so unfeminine too?' She thought. But Sapphire had a sort of one-track mind too. When in doubt, eat. Then you can think better.

So when Diamond frowned and began to take his hand away, she lunged for the onigiri and managed to take it with her mouth, surprising Diamond when she managed to engulf it in three bites. His eyes widened, and Sapphire looked at him worriedly for a moment. Then he gave one of his stupid-looking grins and laughed. He stuck out his other hand, the one holding two onigiris and asked, "Want some more?"

That was how Sapphire and Diamond began to become food buddies. Whenever one was feeling down, they'd go to the other, and they'd eat together. It was incredible how much those two could eat when put together, and whenever the dex holders went out for lunch or dinner, they made sure to order extra.

To be honest, Red was fascinated at how much his juniors were so different, and yet so alike. He figured that if he biopsied his juniors' stomachs, they'd turn out the same. But he wasn't any better when it came to food, so when Green turned up at his cave with a whole bagload of food, he stopped thinking and jumped at it.

Yum.

Er...next chapter for Sapphire x Green?