~DAY 2~
LW: Good morrow all, I trust you all had a wonderful night's sleep last night.
Axel: Depends on what you call a good night's sleep. (Cracks back in annoyance) Marly, Larxy, and Xemnas took the couches last night and left us to sleep on the hard ground.
Roxas: Well it could be worse.
LW: Oh it is.
Roxas: Huh?
LW: I just got our first batch of T O D's in today.
Demyx: YAY! LET THE FUN TIMES BEGIN!
LW: Okay dem-dem but you must calm yourself before you hurt yourself. Okay before we start has anyone seen Hexst?
Hexst: (Acts like Xigbar and appears standing on the side of him standing upside down.) Here I am.
Xigbar: (Points at Hexst in an angry manner) WTF HAX! (A computer monitor appears out of nowhere and knocks Hexst to the ground)
Hexst: Ow.
LW: I know I said not to harm other contestants including the ones that basically alter the fabric of reality in here, but considering you just made a garry's mod reference, I'll allow it but only this one time, so don't make a habit of it.
Xigbar: (Nods in understanding as Hexst stands up and dusts himself off)
LW: Okay and our first reviewer is DM-SAMA! (Streamers and confetti start to pour down) Nice and he asks have the entire Organization throw a party for the Keyblader's, food and entertainment included! ;) And I happen to think that this is a perfect idea, and considering that it is the middle of summer, do you know what that means?
All: (Shakes their heads)
LW: WE'RE GOING TO THE FRIGGAN BEACH MOTHER F***ERS!
With the flick of his wrist they all disappeared from the room and reappeared on Destiny Island.
Larxene: Okay how did you do that?
LW: Author Powers, and that's all you need to know. Now you all get the party ready while i-(Hexst clears his throat) I mean we go get the others. We will stall for as long as we can. (Walks off with hexst to find the three keybladers)
Xemnas: Okay let's get this over with. Axel, you, Xaldin, and Lexaeus can handle the barbeque and food preparation. Marluxia, you, Demyx, Luxord, Roxas, Xigbar, Vexen, Zexion, Repliku, and Myself will fix the tables, put up the decorations and blow up the balloons. And as for you three girls you may do as you wish, I really doubt we will need your assistance but be on standby just in case.
(Half an Hour Later)
Xemnas: And Finished. (Admires their work and smile) We have finished preparations (Looks at his watch) And just in the nick of time.
Axel: Buffet is ready.
Vexen: I think I hear them coming.
Xemnas: Quick everyone hide!
They all ran to different hiding places and got ready to surprise them.
LW: I'm telling you, you are going to like this.
Sora: Last time I heard you say that I ended up with pink hair for two weeks, and people were starting to confuse me with sakura.
Hexst: (Laughs with Riku and wipes a tear from his eye) Ah classic.
LW: Trust me this will be different.
They all walk to where the party is and were surprised to see what was there.
Sora: Whoa, that is this?
Riku: Isn't it obvious? It's a party.
Kairi: Did you two do this?
LW: No, we didn't this will be the second part of the surprise.
Sora: Huh?
LW: Now!
Organization XIV, Namine, & Repliku: (pop out of their hiding places) SURPRISE!
Sora: Ah it's the organization!
LW: Don't have a cow sora, they wanted to throw you guys a party, isn't that right? (Winks at the organization)
Axel: It's true we have been planning this for a while.
Sora: Well if that's true, then let's party!
LW: Wait before we get started on that, a slight wardrobe change is going to be needed. Author POWRAS GO! (The entire cast's clothes changed into beach wear) Now let's get this party started right! (A giant dj system appeared nearby and had car wash playing at full blast. Give you three guesses where I got this idea from.)
They laughed, partied, joked, ate, and partied some more for a few hours until finally…
LW: Okay now that we all had our fun it is time to continue with the game.
All except the keybladers: Aww!
Riku/Sora/Kairi: Game?
LW: Yes you see, the organization are now players and guests in my little game of truth or dare and now it is about time to continue on. Our next reviewer is SomeoneThatExists and he has quite a few. First off, he wants demyx to sing in his underwear! (Laughs his head off with Hexst and the others)
Demyx: Aww man. (Strips until he is in his underware) This is so embarrising.
Hexst: (Uses his handy iphone to take a snapshot) Blackmail.
Demyx: Did it say what song I am supposed to do?
LW: No but lucky for you I have my ipod with me and I will pick one at random. And the winner is…(Looks at which one it landed on in shock) Oh I am so sorry demyx but it looks like you'll be singin Boombastic by Shaggy. (Dies laughing with hexst)
Demyx: ~ Mr. Boombastic
What you want is a bombastic romantic fantastic lover
Shaggy
Mr. Lover Lover, hmm
Mr. Lover lover, huur girl
Mr. Lover Lover, hmm
Mr. Lover lover
She call me Mr. Boombastic
Tell me fantastic
Touch me on my back and calls me Mr. ro-ro-mantic
Call me fantastic
Touch me on my back and call me Mr. Ro- Smooth.
(Continues til end of song)
Demxy: (Puts back on clothes) I never want to do that again.
LW: (Leans over to Hexst) Please tell me you got that on video.
Hexst: Damn Straight and I am going to post this on youtube for sure.
LW: Good, on to the next one and the second dare is for xigbar to act as a damsel in distress.
Xigbar: Um what?
LW: (Snaps fingers and now xigbar is wearing a pink dress and has a pointed pink hat with a pink ribbon flapping from the top) Now all we need is a problem…hmmm…(Lightbulb goes off) Aha I know! (Snaps fingers again and a Shadow appears and grabs Xigbar) Hey Luxord.
Luxord: What?
LW: Congrats you are the knight in shining armor! (Snaps fingers and now luxord is now placed in front of the shadow wearing a suit of armor and is sitting on a horse.)
Luxord: Oh bloody hell…
After several minutes of battling, luxord is victorious in slaying the shadow.
LW: Aren't you forgetting something?
Luxord: And what would that be?
Hexst: You just saved a damsel therefor you must kiss her-er-him.
Xigbar: What, no he doesn't! That wasn't part of the dare.
LW: Ah yes but in the code of chivalry if a damsel is saved by a knight she must give that knight a memento of thanks for being saved which includes kisses.
Luxord/Xigbar: 0_0
LW: I'd do it if I were you. You remember the penalty for not doing a dare completely.
Luxord: (turns to xigbar) You bloody Wanker! (Kisses him the promptly pukes to the side with xigbar doing the same)
Hexst: I think I felt the testosterone levels drop a few points.
LW: Moving right along. Our next dare is for Saix to act gay and wear a bikini! Where does this guy come up with this?
Saix: I honestly don't get why people think I am gay.
LW: Either way you are wearing a bikini and I happen to know the perfect one for you.
Everyone: O_O you do?
LW: Yes and it is all thanks to a little song I remember. Hexst, you remember that commercial right?
Hexst: (Thinks about it for a while until it dawns on him) Oh yeah, nice choice.
Saix: ?
LW: (Snaps his fingers and saix is now wearing a small yellow polka-dot bikini) Ta da.
Saix: (Looks down) …
LW/Hexst: She wore an itsy bitsy tinny winnie yellow polka dot bikini that she wore for the first time today.
Luxord: An
Xigbar: Itsy
Xemnas: Bitsy
Axel: Tinny
Roxas: Winnie
Marluxia: Yellow
Larxene: Polka
Demyx: Dot
Xaldin: Bikini
All except Saix: That she wore for the first time today. Hahahahahahaha!
Saix: (Deadpanned look) … (Changes back into normal clothing)
LW: Anyway on to the Last dare of the day and it is directed towards Xion and Roxas.
Hexst: This guy wants you two to reenact the last scene of Romeo and Juliet.
LW: (Hands roxas a vile of poison) This stuff will work and xion when you find roxas dead when you finish saying your lines use the keyblade instead of a dagger.
Xion: But wait wont we be dead for the rest of the game?
LW: Not to worry. With my AWSOME AUTHOR POWERS (Epic choir music and lightning appears around my hands) I can revive you with just the snap of a finger. Let the play commence.
Roxas: Ah, dear Xion,
Why art thou yet so fair? shall I believe
That unsubstantial death is amorous,
And that the lean abhorred monster keeps
Thee here in dark to be his paramour?
For fear of that, I still will stay with thee;
And never from this palace of dim night
Depart again: here, here will I remain
With worms that are thy chamber-maids; O, here
Will I set up my everlasting rest,
And shake the yoke of inauspicious stars
From this world-wearied flesh. Eyes, look your last!
Arms, take your last embrace! and, lips, O you
The doors of breath, seal with a righteous kiss
A dateless bargain to engrossing death!
Come, bitter conduct, come, unsavoury guide!
Thou desperate pilot, now at once run on
The dashing rocks thy sea-sick weary bark!
Here's to my love!
Drinks
O true apothecary!
Thy drugs are quick. Thus with a kiss I die.
Xion: What's here? a cup, closed in my true love's hand?
Poison, I see, hath been his timeless end:
O churl! drunk all, and left no friendly drop
To help me after? I will kiss thy lips;
Haply some poison yet doth hang on them,
To make die with a restorative.
*Kisses him
Thy lips are warm. I'll be brief. O happy dagger!
*Snatching Roxas's keyblade
This is thy sheath;
*Stabs herself
there rust, and let me die.
*Falls on Roxas's body, and dies
Everyone: (applauds is sheer happiness) Bravo Bravo!
LW: One two three, snap! (Snaps his fingers and both Xion and Roxas are now back to life) Welcome back but unfortunately we are currently out of dares and questions, so until next time this is LW…
Hexst: Hexst…
Sora: Sora…
Kairi: Kairi…
Riku: Riku…
Organization XIV: The organization…
Namine: Namine…
Repliku: And Repliku…
LW: Signing off!
All: BYE! And as always R & R accordingly.
LW: I own nothing except my nobody Hexst.