1SUGARHIGH! Ch 5.- Madame's part deux
Hello, I'm ba-ack! Sorry it took me so long to update...teachers were being mean to me... Oh well, here we go, for the fifth time! -PhantomOfThePunjab
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Emaleth was numb. She couldn't move to try to get help. Madame Giry, the only person who could help, had been knocked out in a freak-potato-peeler accident while making Kaoru potato skins. Meg had ran away to attempt to get help for her mother. Raoul had walked out to try to find the mall-version of his beloved salon. The assorted people who were plotting against him followed him. Emaleth's friends, Rei and Cait, were helping Erik destroy Madame's. Some friends they were.
"Erik! Rei! Cait! Do not ruin the restaurant! We eat here every week!" Emaleth tried yelling to get through to her friends. Obviously it didn't work. They all had consumed too much sugar that Rei smuggled in from the candy store. That stuff could be lethal at times. It appeared that Erik was the most hyper out of the three. Emaleth would have an interesting time with that...
'Where could Raoul have gone? Right when I need something to sacrifice to the hyperness, he walks out on me! It's not like he would have made a good sacrifice, anyway...' Emaleth thought as she walked out of the restaurant, leaving her companions alone. She would have to try to find the Long-Haired One. That was not the best idea at the time...
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Raoul sneezed multiple times.
'Someone's thinking about me! Yay!' he stupidly thought. Little as he could ever possibly know, those thoughts were charged with negative energy. Oh well! Raoul was keeping a sharp (?) eye out for his salon.
"There it is!" he shouted, causing the whole mall to stare at him, when he finally found it. However, it was right across from Madame's. "After my long, difficult, trek to find my salon, I can now get my hair washed in peace!" He walked into the beloved building. One of the employees came up to him.
"Hello, my name is Evanesce. Would you like to get a free hair wash and blow-job?" she said to Raoul.
"Of course!" he replied, sitting in the chair Evanesce led him to. He could finally relax.
Evanesce began to squirt shampoo in Raoul's hair. Everything seemed fine, for the moment. However, there was a distinct acidic burning smell that Raoul could not place as he drifted off to sleep, trusting Evanesce with his precious locks.
When Raoul finally woke up, something felt wrong. His head felt lighter than usual. As his eyes adjusted to his surroundings, he could tell that he was in a cave of some sort.
"He's awake!" he heard a feminine voice whisper. The door opened, revealing six hooded figures. They all wore enchanted buttons that switched between displaying a picture of his head on fire and random anti-Raoul messages. Raoul grew scared, for the eighth or so time in this fic. He had good reason. The leader-like figure stepped forward and opened her mouth.
"We are the We Hate Raoul Club And Wish He Was Never Born So Erik Could Live In Peace Organization, also sometimes known as The We Hate Christine For Leaving Erik And She Should Die And Fall In A Hole And Never Be Heard From Again Association," she stated, "you are not allowed to use the shortened version for either."
"NOOOOO!" Raoul cried for some random reason. That's when he noticed it. His hair was gone again. Evanesce must have switched his shampoo with acid!
"Why must you all take my hair! I demand that you reveal yourselves!" he screamed angrily at his anti-fan club.
"Very well," the leader replied as she took off her hood. The rest followed. It turned out they were people Raoul knew. Kaoru, Skye, Jiroxys-Deoxys (henceforth known as Alex), Evanesce, FatesFallenAngel (now known as Fates Angel), and Erik's Lonely Angel (known as Angel from now on) stood in a circle around the terrified and bald Raoul. They all pulled out punjabs, and Raoul could tell he was going to be in a lot of pain in the near future...
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Emaleth was bored and tired. While looking for Raoul, she decided to do some shopping and say hi to Rachel and Nick in the TeenCenter. Finding Raoul was proving to be harder than she thought it would be.
"Oh well," she reflected out loud, "he'll turn up eventually, unless some psycho anti-fan club kidnaps him...but what are the chances of that, anyway?" She continued along her way.
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Erik, Rei, and Cait were causing much havoc and chaos. However, as with Erik earlier, they fell tired and fell asleep, giving the frightened customers a chance to escape with their lives. Madame Giry had not awakened yet, nor had Meg returned with help. It appeared that everything would go back to normal, but as everyone knows, appearances aren't always correct...
TBC...
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Shorter chapter this time, but I have Writer's Block...Next chapter will be longer, I promise! REVIEW! I know that you peoples read it and then don't review...I accept anonymous reviews!
-PhantomOfThePunjab
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