1SUGARHIGH! Chapter six- Crane d'obus

Oui, I'm back after a long break...things have been hard for me at the moment...but let's get on with the story! Thanks again to all of my lovely reviewers!

Disclaimer: Gaston Leroux arose from the dead and gave me the rights to Phantom of the Opera! No, not really. I own nothing mentioned in this fic...Green Day owns 'Poprocks & Coke'

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Raoul tried to run away from the anti-Raoul club members...but he did not get far... Skye had caught up with him at the mouth of the cave!

"Give me mints!!!!" she yelled at the terrified Crane d'obus, "I haven't had one in over five minutes!" Raoul tried to run again, but he was finding that difficult, considering that Skye was sitting on him...

Meanwhile, the other members of the Anti-Raoul club were getting iced coffees. They decided to go to Fivebucks, since it was the closest and they didn't want to miss TOO much of the Raoul-torturing.

"Should we get Skye one, too?" Angel asked no one in particular.

"Nah, she's hyper enough," Kaoru replied, "as long as she has her mints, she's dead to the world. That's why she's perfect for guarding Raoul..."

"I don't know about that," Evanesce replied to Kaoru's reply, "for all we know, she could be sitting on top of Raoul or something. I bet she is coming up with a nefarious plot to take over the world using Furbies or something." The other group members looked at each other and there was a mutual understanding that they should head back to their cave, just to make sure nothing was blown up.

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Erik and Emaleth's...friends (?) slowly awakened from their deep slumber. They were as hyper as ever.

Since the Mounties were yelling at them, they decided to head down to the TeenCenter. Poor Rachel and Nick... As soon as our hyper, half-masked trio entered said TeenCenter, they forgot to close the door. Strike one. They also ignored many peoples' Vegetarian-ness and ate Rare Steak. They carried on like this until someone vaguely familiar stepped out of the back office.

Emaleth took one look at her friends. She noticed the poor cow they were devouring and grabbed some pamphlets off a nearby table. She popped a video into the VCR and pushed play. Her hyper friends were forced to watch Pro-Vegetarian videos until they promised to never eat an animal product ever again. Erik even held a funeral for the steaks. Rachel and Nick decided to stay out of this one. A good decision on their part...

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The member of the Elite Raoul-Hating club quickly made their way back to their secret base, located in the TeenCenter's bathroom's closet. When they got there, the Crane d'obus was gone, without a trace, in all of his bald glory. Skye was innocently sitting on the ground, eating mints.

"Where did Chrome Dome go?!" Fate's Angel asked angrily.

"I let him go!" Skye said cheerfully.

"WHY?!" the members asked, also very angrily.

"He gave me mints," Skye said simply, obviously not fazed by her fellow Raoul-haters' sudden anger.

"Oh," the others replied, well aware of Skye's obsession with mints. They decided to let it go this time and go get muffins and Chinese Takeout. While they ate, they conversed about their new revenge plan. They decided that they liked Alex's plot the best...

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Raoul was happy that he was able to escape from those evil girls that seemed to hate him so much. He had cleverly bought his freedom with a handful of mints.

"Is that all I'm worth?" he asked no one in particular.

'Now, what to do?' the newly free Chrome Dome wondered to himself. Raoul decided that his haters were probably out of his mall-salon by now. So he decided to go and get his hair washed again.

"Now, which way is it again?" he asked himself again, as he was standing right outside of his Hair-Care Capital, also known as the Girlz Foreva Spa. He guessed that it was left, so he went that way. However, he forgot that his hair was still burned off by the acid. Oh well.

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After Emaleth let her friends go away from all the Vegetarian-ness, they predictably ran away. And just where did they run to? The candy store, of course! They got the most dreaded kinds of candy ever imaginable: Pop rocks, Pixi stix, and to wash it all down, Coke.

Erik had started to sing:

"Wherever you go, you know I'll be there/ If you go far, you know I'll be there/ I don't care if you mind, I'll be there not far behind/ I will dare keep in mind, I'll be there for you..."

"What is this, karaoke hour?" Rei impatiently asked.

"No, it's 'Poprocks & Coke', a Green Day song," Erik cheerfully (and hyperly!) replied.

"That's a bad pun," Cait sadly told him. He just didn't get it. After they finished checking out, they tore into their sugary goodies. They got even more hyper that the time Cait and Liz ate coffee beans whole and Cait kept twitching (Liz was unaffected).

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Emaleth had just left the TeenCenter when she saw a herd of Mounties running in the direction of the candy store. She did the sane thing and headed in the opposite direction.

'It's their job to handle these things,' she thought to her self, 'after all, I don't want to take away from them the pleasure of doing their job .'

"Hey, Emaleth!" someone behind Emaleth shouted. Emaleth recognized this voice. As she slowly turned around to confirm her suspicions, she hoped she was wrong. She was right.

Raoul caught up with Emaleth, much to her annoyance.

"What do you want?" she angrily asked the bald one.

"I was hoping that you could point me in the direction of my Spa," Raoul asked, his nose in the air.

"It's over there..." Emaleth pointed to the store right in front of them.

"Thanks!" Raoul shouted as he ran full force into the store's glass window. Emaleth smiled, but soon, very soon, she would have nothing to smile about...

TBC...

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Not my best chapter, but not my worst either...Chibi Erik has been good for so long, letting me do all of the talking, but now he wants to say something.

Chibi Erik: "REVIEW OR ELSE!"

Okay, he won't be talking again anytime soon. BUT YOU'LL STILL REVIEW, RIGHT? I ACCEPT ANONYMOUS REVIEWS!

Thanks,

PhantomOfThePunjab

P.S.- Please give me ideas...then I can update sooner! Thanks Again!