Hi everyone,

I just wanted to apologize for taking 4 years to right this chapter. I don't want to give y'all excuses because you don't deserve them. I will tell you I was lazy but I promise to finish this story before I get lazy again. I want to say Thank you to BellaLove 14 for making me realize that this story needed to be finished. So with one last I'm sorry I will let you get to the story and I promise another chapter within the week.

GryffindorGal5226

Disclaimer: I do NOT own Twilight or ANY of the Twilight characters.

EPOV

As you can imagine, small towns are pretty boring. Combine that with the fact that this is my 63rd time in high school; let's just say it wasn't hard to decide to play along with Mike and Jessica's plan.

Ever since we got wind of their plan, Bella has started to refer to them as "Dumb and Dumber" and I couldn't find a logic reason as to why those nicknames were false.

Jessica's first attempt at courting me when I moved here was unsuccessful on her part. Even if I was human I wouldn't have touched her with a ten foot poll. I guess I didn't convey that message clearly enough because she seems to think that I love her and would leave my beautiful Bella for her. It seems I'm going to have to stop dropping hints and just come out and tell her but I also heard that there is no help for the delusional.

I probably should feel bad for having fun at her expense but this plan was the last straw and I will have no remorse for humiliating her.

After Bella told me what Mike told her, I was expecting Jessica to approach me any day now. It happened right before biology on Friday. Bella was in the bathroom so I was on my own for a few minutes. Of course Jessica thought that meant we had broken up…. I honestly don't know what goes through that girl's brain well technically I do but I don't understand it.

I was sitting at the back of the room and she walks to my table and plops down right in Bella's chair. She tells me, "Did you know Mike and Bella are dating?"

She just came right out and said it. She was thinking that if she didn't beat around the bush it would have been easier for me to accept. Only, if Bella really had been cheating on me with Newton then Newton's parents would have to run their shop with one less son. However Bella wasn't cheating on me and she never would cheat on me so I wasn't mad, I just wanted to see what would happen if I went along with the plan like I told Bella to do.

So I said, "No… No she wouldn't do that to me…. She would throw our relationship away like that…" I think I was a little over dramatic but Jessica wasn't smart enough to notice.

"Yep, they are. It is pretty obvious too. I'm surprised you didn't notice with how smart you are and everything." She then proceeded to scoot even closer to me and put her hand on my arm. "You're like so hot. I can't imagine why she would like do that to you, especially with someone like Mike. I think we should like get back at them." With that she just leaned over and kissed me. And Bella chose that moment to walk in the door.