Many hours later

(An Italian man is speaking to the French policeman)

Jeremy: What has happened was, the police thought we stole the cars from a museum and we have to follow them to the police station in Lille.

(James comes up with a "James is angry" expression)

James: You daft cock! Why would you put racing stickers on a car that was originally a Le Mans racer? It's stupid!

Jeremy: I thought the car looked a bit bland so I wanted to make it look cooler, and I have done it.

James: But you can't see the exterior of the car man!

Jeremy: Yes I know that but no one wants to look at a car with no paint design so I put sponsors on it.

Jeremy (VO): But before we could finish our argument, we had to get back in the cars and drive to the police station, which went well.

Richard: What's that noise?

(A buzzing noise rang from the windshield)

Richard: Oh god. Why won't it stop?

Jeremy (CB): Hammond?

Richard (CB): What is it?

Jeremy (CB): Has your Porsche gotten annoyed by you talking?

Richard (CB): Very funny Clarkson.

Richard (VO): After a brief visit to our favorite place, we set off into Germany, where we unfortunately had to take another detour, but this time into Belgium.

Jeremy: I don't why we have to take so many detours just to get to a racetrack with a bunch of bakers to help you bake cake. It's just very…. Wow. That's not what I think it is, is it?

(A sign comes up saying Spa Francorchamps)

James: This is great! (on CB) Isn't this great or what?

Richard (CB): I didn't you'd be too excited about this James, considering the fact that you're Captain Slow.

Jeremy (VO): As you may know, Spa is one of the most dangerous road courses in the world, just like the Nurburgring, and unlike Le Mans, but like Le Mans, it used to be part of the public roads, where as it's now a permanent racing course.

Richard: *eating some waffles* You want some?

Jeremy and James: No thanks.

(A man in a white coat walks to the three and hands Jeremy an envelope)

James: A challenge?

Richard: Better not be one of those rifle shooting ones. I hurt my chest in that one.

Jeremy: Let's see… Oh god.

James: What?

Jeremy: You will start at the last corner of the track and drive all the way past Eau Rouge. Whoever gets the highest top speed going past the corner wins, and they get free Belgian waffles for a year.

Richard: That's not hard at all. All you have to do is put your foot down and go past the curve.

Jeremy: Hammond, Eau Rouge is down there. *points head to the corner*.

Richard: Oh dear.

Jeremy: At least I know I'm going to beat you two in this because I have the fastest and most powerful racer of the three.

(Screen fades to black and back into the studio)

Jeremy: Why did you stop it there?

James: Because in America it's commercial time.

(Audience laughs)

Jeremy: Fine. Just put a still image of Boris Johnson for 2 minutes.