Dean was not expecting to see anything like this in Purgatory. Yeah, it was a monster, but it was short with over-sized feet and doe-eyes. It's yellow horns curled in towards each other to form almost a heart-shape, and it was pink. It held a weird, green flower in one child-like hand.
"Hey there, li'l fella! Whatcha got there?"
The pink thing extended it's arm further, offering the spiky green flower to Dean. It blinked shyly.
"Dean! Get back!" he heard Castiel shout, and suddenly the angel was between him and the monster, pressing a hand to the monster's skull.
A horrific, gurgling scream erupted from the thing's beak, and it collapsed to the ground, face charred, eyes burned from their sockets.
Dean boggled at Cas. "Dude. Really?"
"It was about to attack," Cas said, matter-of-factly.
Dean took another look at the smouldering corpse. The pudgy little hand that had been gripping the flower gently uncurled, and the strange plant wilted towards the ground.
He shifted his gaze back to Castiel, staring at him incredulously.
Cas' expression remained deadly serious. "You need to be more careful."