Alphonse grabbed his books for physics as I put my English book away. He handed me my book, closed the locker and we made our way down the hallway. Al sighed "Hopefully we actually make it to class today." I gave him a confused look but before I could ask him what he meant my face collided with something oddly familiar. I heard a chuckle. I knew that chuckle all too well. "Pony boy" I said through clenched teeth. "Shrimp we need to stop meeting like this." "Shut the fuck up Roy." I replied with a snarl. I looked over to see the exact same people as yesterday. "Déjà vu." said Al with a chuckle. One of Roy's friend smiled at Alphose and he blushed. " Jesus Al what are you a girl?" I said giving my brother a wink. The guy who smiled at Al was checking him out.
"Shrimp, that's the second time you've bumped into me, I think I deserve a an apology." God damn it. "Whatever… I'm sorry" I said before turning to walk away. "Ah. Ah. Ah. Ed…I wasn't thinking of a verbal apology." 'Fuck' "More of a, something to compensate for my troubles." I rolled my eyes "Too bad, I'm fucking broke." Roy laughed and damn was it sexy… I mean… what. "I don't want money!" he said still laughing. "Well by all means… what the fuck do you want?" I said partially annoyed. "A kiss from you…" 'He's gotta be kidding me…' Al giggled, Roy smirked, Roy's friends gaped, and I stood there completely shocked. Alphonse walked over to me and whispered into my ear "C'mon Ed, its obvious you like him just do it." "FUCK NO!" I shouted at Al. He bagan talking again, this time out loud, "Just do it big bro." Wow even my own brothers against me here. I smirked "Ok… Alphonse," Al hates when I call him that in public. "I'll kiss Roy if you kiss him!" I pointed to the guy who checked Al out. Al gave me a look of hate. I knew he was pissed… he's never been kissed. 'I'M EVIL!' Alphonse's look of hate changed to a smirk "Ok… Edward." he started to walk over to the guy I pointed at, as he got close an idea stuck me. "Don't forget to use tongue Al!" I knew that would stop Al in his tracks… which it did. I heard him whisper "Asshole, what a fucking dickhead." he turned around and looked at me before winking "Only if you do it too!" he grabbed the guy and pulled him into a heated kiss. Fuck. Al actually did it. About 30 seconds later Al pulled away. "Congrats you lost your kissing virginity." I said annoyed. Al chuckled as the guy he kissed gave him a questioning look. Fuck, I cant believe I have to kiss Roy… shifted my weight from my left foot to my right looking at the hall, the floor, everything but Roy. "Ahem… Big brother I believe its your turn…" I slowly inched my way next to Roy. Fuck! I don't want to do this even if he is really really attractive! "Don't forget tongue Ed." " Shut the fuck up Al!" I was right in front of Roy. "Lets get this over with."