CHAPTER TWO

"YOU'RE LATE!" Cried Sakura and Naruto at the same time. She turned and punched Naruto. "DON'T SAY WHAT I SAY!"
"Sorry Sakura-san!" Naruto says. "I just looovee you sooooo much!" He had hearts in his eyes and Sakura began twitching. Suddenly she stopped and looked at Naruto. It was Naruto with a yellow bowl shape haircut wearing orange spandex…
"What is wrong Sakura-san?" Naruto asked. "Lee recommended this stuff!"
"I think you are Lee." Sakura said.
"No one wants to hear why I was late?" Kakashi asked sadly.
"NO!" Cried Le-Naruto and Sakura.
"I AM NOT LEE!" cried L-Naruto.
"YES YOU ARE!" Sakura cried.
"I CAN HELP! I SOLVE EVERYTHING IN JUNGLE!" Cried a voice.
And here comes that protector of the innocent and all around good guy…

George, George, George of the Jungle!
Strong as he could be!
--Insert screaming here—
Watch out for that tree!
WATCH OUT FOR THAT…

With that a man wearing nothing but a loincloth flew into view and slammed into Sasuke.

BAM! Ooh Sasuke!

Sasuke looked like he was ready to rip the heart out of the next person he saw. So he took it out by playing with dolls!
"Guys, BoBoBo is gone." Kakashi said. "No need to play with dolls and act weird."
"Oh." Sasuke said. He threw the dolls behind him.
"Anyways, Yo!" Kakashi said.
"YOU'RE LATE!" Cried Lee-Naruto.
"LEE GO TO YOUR OWN TEAM!" Sakura cried.
"I CAN'T! GAI SENSEI IS TEACHING NARUTO THE SPRINGTIME OF YOUTH SO I CAN SEDUCE YO-Uhhh I mean…" Lee knew he was done for.
"NARUTO IS WITH GAI!" Cried Kakashi. "OH NO! THIS LOOKS LIKE A JOB FOR SHIKAMARU!" He pointed to Shikamaru who was snoring under a tree.
"Hmm… guess not."

After many negotiations everyone was back in their proper teams."Soooo who wants to know why I was late?" Kakashi asked.
"MEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEME!" Cried Naruto.
"YAY!" Kakashi said. "NOW I CAN TELL EVERYONE THE BOGUS EXCUSE I MADE UP WHILE READING ICHA ICHA PARAADISE!… uhh I mean… I got lost on the yellow-brick-road and Dorothy took forever to find me."
"I'm starting to miss Gai." Sakura said.
"YOU CAN'T MISS GAI! I AM THE AWSOME TEACHER!" Kakashi said. "So who wants to go to Hogwarts!"
"MEMEMEMEMEMEME!" Naruto cried.
"WELL YOU CAN'T!" Kakashi said, beaming. "BUT WE CAN ALL BE ON TV AGAIN! JUST COME TO THE DOCKS AT THREE AM!"
"WHAAAAT!" Sakura shouted.
"Tsunade's orders Sakura." Kakashi said glumly. "She is sending us all off on a show called Ninja Island."
"Ninja Island?" Sasuke asked. "This sounds like a terrible rip-off… So it's probably going to be a mixture of LOST with SURVIVOR."
"How could she do that?" Sakura asked.
"Simple. She says she is sending us on a cruise for a reality show about people on a cruise. The cruise ship crashes and we are stuck on an island and the camera crew film what goes on and say they are only doing it because they have to film something." Sasuke said.
"Wow… I wonder if you'll ever speak in that many words again!" Naruto said.
"Hn…" Sasuke said, leaning against a post.
"Anyways we all report at three in the morning!" Kakashi said.
"Who else is going? Don't tell me it is just Neji and his team again." Sakura said.
"No, it's actually BOBOBO!" Cried Kakashi. Sakura screamed! Naruto clapped. Sasuke… was Sasuke. And Shino stood there like a telephone pole. For he is Shino and Shino is Shinoish because he is Shino and Shinoish means being like a telephone pole or a tree or a dancing person in their underpants…okay Shino is glaring at me so I will just go ahead and say that the dancing one isn't true. (Credit to Link and Luigi for their Calendar fanfic that had many similar Shino jokes).
"Just kidding!" Kakashi said.
"Thank goodness!" Sakura said.
"Gai's Team is coming!" Kakashi said.
"Crud!" Sakura cried.
"And Kurenai's Team! And Asuma's Team! And Gaara's Team! And a soft drink!" Kakashi said.
"WHOOOOOO HOOOO!" Naruto cried. He ran around Shino and stood on his head.
"Get off that lamp post Naruto!" Sakura said. Shino frowned. He didn't like being called a lamppost.

They arrived at the cruise ship; hey it was a cruise ship! Tsunade gathered them all to explain the rules.
"Okay! We just want a good clean reality show about people on cruise ships!" She said. "See ya in three hours!"
"Okay now she brought Gilligan's Island into this!" Sasuke said.
"Well she is insane." Sakura said.
"YOSH SAKURA-SAN!" Cried Lee. "MAY WE SHARE CABINS?"
"NO!" Sakura cried. A cameraman zoomed over to them.
"Ooh good drama!" Cried the cameraman. Lee burst out crying like a huge baby and Sakura walked off.
"Guess not." The cameraman said zooming off.