A few hours passed, and Mimi soon returned home from school. But she didn't return home alone. Oh no. She came back with a friend of hers from school. Normally that wouldn't be a bad thing, but this friend was something else. She was a very hyper, energetic, loud girl. One who always spoke her mind.

"Hey, Al, Artie." Mimi said, greeting the two as she walked into the house, her friend following behind her. "This is Jessica."

"Hey!" Jessica said, waving enthusiastically with a huge grin on her face.

Just as Mimi was about to say something, she noticed that the two had her laptop sitting between them. "That's my laptop." She said pointing at said laptop as well as stating the obvious. "What're you guys doing with it?"

"Oh, um… We were bored so we decided to answer some more questions while you were gone." Alfred told her.

"I see. Well, alright then." She smiled. "Just, do please be careful while using it, and please don't go searching in any of the documents and folders, got it?"

Jessica gave Mimi a weird look. "Questions? Why are the answering questions and what kind of questions?"

"Hmn, oh. They're answering questions that are sent in by their fans." She explained to her friend. "It's really just for the amusement of the fans, ya know?"

Jessica nodded, though she still didn't quiet understand.

"Here, why don't I show what I mean." She turned to the guys. "Bring the laptop into the kitchen." She said, then turned again, pulling Jessica with her to the kitchen. Arthur and Alfred followed not to far behind.

"M'kay. So this is how it works." She said, taking the laptop and setting it on the table. "Their fans send in questions or requests, and they answer or do what they want." She pulled up a question and showed it to her friend. "Hmm… This one is from Mitsumi-chii;

Arthur : I'm in the mood for some horror movie and as long as I can't count on Alfred to watch it without crying, Arthur will you please watch it with me? :3 Pleaaaase~! Because if I watch it on my own, I'll probably have to sleep with a gun under my pillow ... :D"

Arthur raised a rather thick eyebrow. "You want to watch a horror movie?" He shrugged. "Sure, I guess there's no harm in watching a movie."

"Dude! Not cool! I totally do not cry when watching horror movies!" Alfred protested.

"You so totally do to cry, Alfred. Don't you remember the movie we watched just the other night? You were bawling like a baby because it was scary." Mimi said, smirking. "It wasn't even that scary."

"Nu-uh!"

"Yeah-huh. Now shut up, the next question is for you." Mimi said, ending the argument.

"Alfred : Why on earth do you always use the word "ain't" ? -' My teachers never taught me that in english class -' Is this even a word ..?"

"Of course it's the word!" Alfred said while laughing. "It's in the dictionary, dude!"

"Don't bloody listen to him! Ain't is not a word!" Arthur said, reaching over to smack Alfred across the head. "How many times do we have to go through this?"

The two began a very long battle over whether or not ain't is a word.

Sighing, Mimi took over on answering the question. "Well, Mitsumi-chii, ain't isn't exactly a word. Yes, it is in the dictionary, but it's a slang term and isn't proper at all."

Jessica watched the two blonds fight, then looked at Mimi and asked, "Do they always fight like this?"

Mimi nodded. "Yeah. But they'll stop here soon." She began humming. "Next question says;

Mimi : I beg you, please make Arthur and Alfred realize that they are madly in love with each other D: Do something ! T3T"

Mimi giggled. "Oh, dear, I wish I could do that. If it was in my power, I would do so."

By now the two had stopped fighting. Upon hearing the question, they had stopped. An awkward silence spread across the room.

"Hey, there's still two more questions left." Jessica said, breaking the silence. She began reading the next question.

"Alfred : Admit that Arthur's english accent turns you on :D Everybody knows it~ :3"

This made it even more awkward. Alfred blinked a few times. "Do I really have to?"

"Well, I don't know." Mimi said shrugging. "That depends on if it's true or not."

Alfred sighed, then mumbled something that none of the other three could hear or understand.

"What was that? Speak up so we can hear you, git."

"I said, , butthatdoesn'!"

"Alfred, we still couldn't understand what you said." Mimi said, and though she didn't actually know what he'd said, she had a pretty good idea from the look on his face. "But, whatever, you don't have to say it again. Next questions is;

Arthur : If you kiss Alfred, I promise Francis will never sexually attack you again! :D I can do that! :3 So, what do you say~? No more horny!Francis if you kiss him! :D"

Arthur thought about this got a few minutes. "You say he'll never attack me again?"

"No way, dude!" Alfred yelled, shaking his head. "There's no way you're kissing me!"

Arthur glared over at Alfred. "You only care about yourself, don't you? You think I really want to kiss? Because I bloody don't!" His face began turning pink. "But if it will stop Francis from attacking me…" He trailed off.

Mimi turned to Jessica, suggesting that they go somewhere else so that the two males could have some privacy. Jessica agreed, and they went to Mimi's room.

"No, just no!"

"You bloody git! All you ever do is think about yourself!" Arthur crossed his arms, face red with anger and embarrassment. "I bet you don't even care that Francis sexually harasses me on an almost daily basis!"

Alfred didn't know what to say to this. If he said that he didn't care, Arthur would surely hate him for the rest of his life. If he said he did care, then he'd have to kiss Arthur. And he didn't want that, did he?

"Arthur…"

"You should try thinking of others sometimes. You are a hero aren't you? Don't heroes think about others before themselves? That's something you obviously can't do. And-"

"Arthur!"

"What?"

"Kiss me."

"What?" Arthur said again, stopping in the middle of his rant.

"You heard me. I said, kiss me." Alfred repeated. "You want Francis to leave you alone, right?" Alfred soon found the floor to be very interesting. "And the only way for that to happen is if you kiss me."

"Wait.. But you.."

"Quickly now, before I change my mind."

"Oh, um, okay." Now Arthur's face was even more red, if that was even possible.

Considering that they were already standing close in to each other, there wasn't much distance to close between the two. Though, considering that Alfred was quite a bit taller than Arthur, poor Arthur had to stand on his tiptoes to actually reach. After a few seconds of hesitation, Arthur finally closed the small distance left between the two, connecting their lips in a very awkward kiss.


Please don't shoot me! I know that there are a few of you here who are reading this who don't like UsUk, but there are soooo many people requesting that they kiss. And being a fan of said pairing myself, I just couldn't say no. ^^; Anyways, thank you Mitsumi-chii, for your questions. And thank to all of those who have asked questions that I haven't answered yet. Ah... I don't have much else to say, really. Oh, wait! An explanation for Jessica, my friend wanted to be in the fic, so I just kinda threw her in there. Uh... yeah... That's it. Thanks for reading! See you all next chapter!