CHAPTER FOUR

BOOM! The plane exploded! Everyone had parachuted to the island to safety though!
"Wasn't it a boat?" Sasuke asked. They all walked through the woods looking for some place that would give them a clue of where they were. They stopped to point and laugh at Sasuke for thinking it was a boat and then they continued and Sasuke sulked. They stopped again when they got to a highway.
"New York Exit 1." Read Sasuke.
"Exit one?" Kakashi asked. "I guess only one of us can go through…. I vote… Gai!"
"NO!" Cried everyone but Lee and Gai.
"If anyone should go it should be Orochimaru!" Cried Jiraiya, pointing at Orochimaru.
"NEWSFLASH! WE AREN'T SUPPOSED TO BE HERE!" He cried. With that he raced off and Jiraiya followed.
"STOP COME BACK! I MUST BLAME YOU!" Everyone sweatdropped.
"I think that Gaara should go." Said Shino.
"WHAAAT?" Everyone shouted. "ARE YOU NUTS!"
"He isn't nuts he's a telephone pole!" Said Rock Lee.
"Do telephone poles have brains?" Naruto asked. Sakura hit him and muttered about how stupid he was.
"Gaara should go." Shikamaru said. "He's the only one with a defense that strong. Who knows what this 'New York' is."
"Well then Gaara can go!" They all agreed. Gaara walked forward muttering. After a long time of walking he found a turn that said EXIT ONE on a sign. He looked at the suspiciously empty road and followed it. The road went inside a large building. It was decorated with people from Legend of Zelda and Mario and Halo and GTA on the walls. Gaara's WTF face came out. Within a few seconds he found himself facing a sign that said
'HAHA WE TRICKED YOU WELCOME TO E3 2006'.
He gave a huge WTF face and sighed.
"I guess it's nothing." He turned around only to have someone grab his shoulder and spin him around!
"WHAT?" he cried. His sand hadn't stopped the guy!
"Oh boy have I got a game for you!" The man said. "It's an action game that is based on real Japanese history! It even has giant enemy crabs for you to fight! Just flip them over and using real time weapon change, attack its weak point for MASSIVE DAMAGE!" Gaara continued giving him the WTF face
"It's Ridge Racer!" The guy said. "RIIIIDDDGGGEEEE RACCERRRRRR!"
"You die now." Said Gaara. The sand wrapped around the guy's neck and the guy realized that it might not have been a good idea to try and sell the game. "WAIT! WAIT! IT HAS A REAL GOOD PRICING!" He cried. Gaara sighed and set him down.
"Can you tell me where we are?" He asked.
"YES!" The guy said. "You are on the LOST ISLAND OF BOBOBO… well actually you are just on the Island that Tsunade bought which she allowed us to host E3 on this year!"
"Okay thank you." Gaara turned around to leave but the guy spun him around again!
"About Ridge Racer, Riiiiiddddge Raaccerrrr! It retails for five hundred and ninety-nine U.S. Dollars!" He jumped up and down excited. "ISN'T THAT A FAIR PRICE!"

A scream was heard over the distance.

"I think Gaara found someone." Kankuro said. Gaara came back an hour later.
"There is nothing there." He said.
"But we heard a-" Kankuro started.
"There is nothing there." Gaara interrupted.
"Okay. So what do we do?" Ino asked. "I vote that Shikamaru think up a plan to stop Tsunade from keeping us here."
"Yes this is a job for …" Built up Asuma. "Shikamaru!" He pointed at Shikamaru who was sleeping. "Guess not…"
"I think we might be on the verge of an attack." Said Neji. "Someone is in the bushes." Laughter was heard.
"I AM THE MYSTICAL! THE MAGICAL! THE AMAZING FULGORE!" Cried a man walking out. "I train a mamodo!"
"Was that spelled right?" Lee asked.
"I dunno." I answered. "I don't watch Zatch Bell enough to know."
"WELCOME MY NEWFOUND YOUTHFUL FRIEND!" Gai shrieked to the skies. ZAP a bolt of lightning hit the delorian Fulgore was sitting in and he was transported to 1885.
"Well that wasn't spoofing Back to the Future at all." Said Kakashi.

After five minutes…
"Do I get to speak?" Kurenai asked.
"NO!" Cried a little spear carrying munchkin. "NEVER!" Kurenai ran off and fell into a cow pie. Poor Kurenai.
"Hey guys! There is this thing called E3 down where New York is supposed to be!" Naruto cried. He raced over to them. "I went inside and they have all these fancy thingamabobs! One guy was even lifeless! He looked like someone crushed him like Gaara would and he was in a booth for Ridge Racer." He held up the CD of Ridge Racer.
"Gaara you lied!" Cried Temari.
"Uhhh….. London Bridge is falling down! Falling down! Falling down! London Bridge is falling down! My fair lady!" Gaara sang.
"Oh god he's gone into singing mode." Said Kankuro.
"DESTROY HIM!" Cried a voice.
"I swear I just heard that soft drink talk." Said Naruto.
"Soft drinks don't talk Naruto!" Sakura said, slapping him.
"OOOWWW! Sakura-chan…. That was mean!" He said. Sasuke pointed at him. After a few seconds Naruto stepped aside. Sasuke's pointing finger followed.
"Sasuke you are scaring me." He said.
"I know." Sasuke said smirking.
"STOP IT!" Naruto said. He hugged Sakura who slammed him into a tree.
"GUYS WE HAVE TO GO BACK!" Cried a man with white hair running out into the area.
"Oh great, first E3 and now more stupid guests." Said Gaara.
"Where do we have to go?" Kakashi asked calmly.
"TO THE FUTURE!" Cried the man. "Now where is the delorian I just had it…"
"You mean the one Fulgore took to the future?" Asked Kakashi.
"YOU MEAN PAST MY YOUTHFUL RIVAL! I WIN ONE POINT FOR BETTER KNOWLEDGE OF DATES!" Gai cried.
"Or you win one point because the author made a joke about how you believe we have a stupid rivalry going when I just humor you so you won't cry." Kakashi suggested. Gai had no answer to that and sat down to try and wrap his mind around it.
"THAT'S THE DELORIAN!" Cried the guy, a bit late. "Now where is it?" Gaara looked at him angrily. Everyone took that as a sign and ran off to E3.

A scream was heard at E3. It came from where Gaara still was….