CHAPTER FIVE
Everyone
apparently had a fun time at E3. Unless they were Sasuke, Neji,
Sasuke, Shino, Sasuke, Neji, Neji, Sasuke, Sasuke, and Shikamaru! Did
I forget Sasuke or Neji? Just kidding! Anyways, onto the story!
"Yo
Uncle Phil!" Cried Will.
"What do you want Will?" Asked
Uncle Phil.
"I want a Jelly Doughnut." Will said.
"I'm
not Geoffery." Uncle Phil Said.
"Oh yeah…" Will said. And
the subway guy from those commercials sat in the living room and
turns to us.
"Will is a loser!" He said. "And for dinner!
Subways potato salads! They are just a bunch of raw potatoes mixed
with salad! Buy it for-""FIVE HUNDRED AND NINETY-NINE U.S.
DOLLARS!" Cried Kaz Hirai. The crowd burst into applause as he ran
onto the set.
"Why the heck are you here?" Asked the subway
guy.
"Um, this is the Fresh Prince…" Will said. "Not
subway or E3."
"So?" Both of the others said. Will shrugged
and began dancing to no music. Uncle Phil had fainted. $599 for that
salad was too much for him to handle.
"Yo everybody!" Jazz
said walking in.
OUTSIDE OF THE HOUSE:
Jazz: AUGH! Goes flying
INSIDE THE HOUSE:
Jazz
walked back in.
"Hey, who did that?" He asked. "Pudgy uncle
is unconscious."
OUTSIDE OF THE HOUSE:
Jazz: AUGH! Goes flying
INSIDE THE HOUSE:
The
audience cracked up over the lame jokes.
"YO OUR JOKES AREN'T
LAME!" Cried the writer of Fresh Prince, Harry Potter.
"You
write for the Fresh Prince?" Gaara asked.
"Yep!" Harry said
smiling.
"Why the heck are we even here?" Asked Kakashi. "We
are anime not live action."
"We must be in a dream sequence."
Will said. "Cue the cheesy white foggy frame that surrounds the
picture of a dream sequence!" The edges of the screen became white
and foggy.
"This is annoying." Said Shino.
"Oh look a
telephone pole!" Will said. Then he screamed. "MAMA NOOOO!"
Everyone looked at him with a WTF face while the audience laughed at
the lame joke. He shrugged. "I have a fear of telephone poles."
He said. They all continued giving the WTF face while the audience
continued laughing.
"Okay…." Will said. "Can we end this
dream sequence?" The screen blurred out and blurred in like a dream
sequence does… and everything was the same as it was in the dream
sequence.
"Dot. Dot. Dot." Kankuro said.
"SHUT UP!"
Gaara said, slapping him.
"Don't you dare steal another joke
and add 'WILL YOU SHUT UP!' onto the end of that!" Cried
Temari. "We don't want the author of Ultimate Naruto Fanflash
after us! He'll be on our tail for stealing 'Dot dot dot' from
his puppet dancing sequence!"
"Okay I won't." I said.
"UP
WILL YOU SHUT!" Gaara cried at Kankuro. Temari slapped her
forehead.
"What does this have to do with Ninja Survivor?"
Asked Naruto.
"OH MY GOD YOU ARE NOT NARUTO!" Cried Sakura.
She attacked!
"AHHHHHH!" Naruto screamed, running for dear
life.
"YOU CAN'T BEAT ME! BECAUSE…. I'M A TORPEDO!"
Cried Sakura. Everyone gave her the WTF face. "Oh wait…" She
said.
"YOU STOLE A JOKE!" Cried Link, from the Matrix. He
raced after me.
"AHHHHHH!" I screamed, running for dear life.
The audience laughed and began chanting
'Link! Link! Link!
Link!'
"VOTE FOR ME!" I cried.
"LINK! LINK! LINK!
LINK!" They cheered harder. I turned to the readers.
"I can
never win can I?"
"Well the writer is running what should we
do?" Tenten asked.
"Obviously we should just wait for him to
get settled down again." Shikamaru said. "I suggest we all-"
And he fell asleep.
"Yo that dude is laaaaaazy!" Will cried.
The Audience took a break from cheering and laughed. Then they went
back to cheering.
"WHY ARE ALL YOU GUEST STARS HERE!" Cried
Tsunade, bursting in angrily. "I DID NOT ASK FOR GUEST STARS THIS
TIME AROUND!"
"RUN FOR IT!" Will cried. Then the whole
audience and set of Fresh Prince, Link from the Matrix, and the cast
of FP, Harry Potter, and the subway guy ran off. Kaz Hirai
remained.
"RIIIDGE RACERRRR!" He said smiling. Then he saw
Gaara. "Um… I'll just be going."
"Oh
great now we are lost in the streets of Hollywood!" Cried Ino. She
ran over to Sasuke.
"SASUKE-KUN PROTECT ME!" She cried. Sasuke
just leaned against nothing. He is that cool. Everyone stood
there for a few seconds. Then they got hungry so they all went to
Australia to eat from the Outback Steakhouse! Everyone had a good
time…unless you are… please don't make me write them out again.
I'd probably forget Sasuke and Neji like I did last time. Anyways
afterwards they all bought plane tickets to this plane. When they got
on it, it took off. And when it hit a certain place it crashed onto
that Ninja Island again!
"WE SHOULD HAVE STAYED IN HOLLYWOOD!"
Cried Ino.
"Yeah, now we have to deal with the cast of LOST
too!" Cried Kakashi.
"THIS SUCKS!" Cried a voice. They all
looked around.
"I swear I heard that soft drink say something."
Said Lee.
"Yeah right Lee." Neji said. The cameramen zoomed
up.
"OOOH GOOD! MAYBE A FIGHT WILL START!" The guy cried. Lee
only sat down and started crying…again.
"You guys suck at
making good TV." The cameraman said before zooming off. Everyone
looked around.
"Anyone wanna go back to E3?" Asked Naruto.
They all ran off towards E3 only to find it was
gone!
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Cried Sasuke. Everyone
gave him a WTF face.
"What?" He asked. "I got cast as Darth
Vader in a remake of Revenge of the Sith."
"That's
impossible." Naruto said. "Yo-"
"NOTHING IS IMPOSSIBLE FOR
SASUKE-KUN!" Cried Sakura & Ino. They ganged up on Naruto until
he turned Chibi and both of them just had to hug him because he was a
chibi and Sakura and Ino loved Chibis.
"We can decide this!"
Kurenai said. "WE JUST USE SHIKAMARU!" She pointed at an empty
tree. Everyone began to panic and started tearing the place up
looking for him.
"You realize not one character from LOST has
shown up yet?" Said Neji. "Odd isn't it?" They all nodded and
then went crazy over the lost Shikamaru again…
Then they
realized the set of FP had carried Shikamaru away…
COMPETITOR
ELIMIATED: NARA SHIKAMARU
REASON: GONE MISSING
"This is what happens on Ninja Island! Join us next time!" Said the announcer…
TO BE CONTINUED!