Disclaimer: I don't own Regular show or anything with it. All copyrighted stuff belongs to J.G Quintel and Cartoon Network Studios.

I'm back! I'm not 100% sure what happened to the first chapter so I'll try to fix it. Enjoy!

"You idiot! What are you doing?" I turned around to find Serene grabbing me by the shoulder and slapping my 15 times. I snapped back into reality and looked at Justin. He looked like someone repeatedly smashed him into concrete mixed with acid! Did...I do this? I thought. Justin then got up, angrier than before with all of his tattoos glowing bright white. His eyes were completely red, his tail was flickering like fireworks. I got up quickly and prepared myself for anything.

"Now, you pissed me off!" Justin shouted. Within a second, he appeared right in front of me, grabbed me by me neck, and threw me into a wall.

When I opened my eyes, about 15 walls were broken through, I then felt most of my bones crushed or broken. I weakly jerked my head to my chest. There was something sticking through my stomach...a piece of metal? It was impossible for me to see it; my feathers seemed like they were dark purple, blurry and red. I could barely focus on what happened. I noticed people were surrounding me, and Justin grabbed me by my chest. I then noticed Serene being constricted by Gina, whose tattoos were glowing as well. I noticed that Serene was crying. I then noticed people taking pictures of the fight. Justin smirked evilly and repeatedly kicked me in the stomach, then smashed my beak. It felt awful, so much pain and misery ran through my entire body. I then heard millions of odd voices running through my head.

"He's a goner."

"There's no way he can win!"

"Someone call the cops! This man is insane!"

I then heard an odd chuckle. It made my spine feel as if it was being stabbed with a butcher knife. When I tried to speak, I saw a man with a leather jacket, with the hood over his head. He wore dark blue jeans and black shoes. He had a scythe on his back, and he had a motorcycle behind him. He tapped Justin's shoulder and Justin let me go.

"Eh, kid. You caused a lot of trouble with me son." He spoke, using a British accent. Justin was this man's son? The scythe, the deadly motorcycle, the dark laugh, it all made sense to me.

"D...death." I let out with a weak sigh. It was all I could say until my body felt lifeless.

Serene's POV

Once I saw Leon's body lay there, dead, my heart broke into a million pieces. I couldn't control myself, but I pushed Gina away from me and grabbed Death by his jacket. As I did this, my body felt cold.

"What did you do to Leon? Tell me!" I cried. Tears were streaming down my face, and one on my beak. I looked up at Death's face, and he just laughed. How could he laugh! One of my friends, the very one that helped me through thick and thin, is dead! He slowly stopped laughing, and started to speak.

"Sorry miss, your friend 'ere just picked the wrong fight. I can bring him back for a price." He answered. I let him go, and he walked up to Leon's body. He moved his body to he would sit upright, stepped back, and shot a loogie into Leon's beak! I heard about 33 people throw up or at least say, "Aw, gross! I'm never swallowing saliva again!" As we all watched, Leon sprung up, as if he was choking. He must have swallowed it. He shook his head a few times, and looked at his body. Smiling that he was alive again, I ran up to him and gave him a huge bear hug.

Leon's POV

I woke with a start, coughing and choking. I felt saliva and mucus in my throat, which wanted me to throw up all of my organs. After I recovered from that horrible moment, I saw Serene run up to me and hug me tighter than 1500 strong men combined. I wanted for her to let go, but she was so happy I just went with it. After she let me go and I could breathe in peace, we noticed the piece of metal was gone, and my beak was normal. But my bones were still broken. Death walked up to me and spoke in a soft whisper.

"Listen kid, your friend here wanted me to bring you back. Since I did that, I need payment." He laughed, winking and eyeing Serene. Realizing this, I begged him not to take her faster than the speed of light. Almost everyone was surprised at this, even Death and Serene. Inculding me! Death thought for a moment and agreed. He said that he has a million deaths to deliver anyways. And with that, he opened up a portal, got on his motorcycle, and rode away. Within 45 minutes, the ambulance was here. They carried my body into the car, Serene came of course, and they used any medical stuff to help me breathe.

The hospital:

By the time it was 5:15 PM, I was covered in a few gauze, and they had a heart monitor connected to me for each beat of my heart. Mom, dad, Serene, and Daniel were with me in my room. One by one, they each yelled at me and gave me a lecture on the previous event. After each lecture, we all shared a long laugh, and made a few jokes. My sister must have seen Serene eyeing me nervously, because this is what she said...

"Mommy? Daddy? Can you walk me to the bathroom?" I had no idea what Daniel was talking about, she was old enough to walk on her own. Then I realized she winked at me, then Serene, and battered her eyes at my parents! My heart nearly froze, she set this up so we would get some alone time! My parents stood in awe at this and walked her to where the bathroom was, leaving only two birds in the room...Serene and me.

"Hey...Leon? What caused the fight with Justin?" She asked, repeatedly shifting her legs and giving an emotional body language. My heart raced faster than Road Runner from Looney tunes. I thought for 5 minutes, and told her how Justin made jokes about me. Luckily, I left out the part when he said Serene would hang out with him than with me. Serene only nodded, and sat closer to me on my bed. I guess we were both nervous, because both of us noticed we were blushing intensely. To my surprise, Serene scooted closer, looked at me deeply, and started to lean towards me, with her beak perked as if she was kissing...me! Just then, a bird came in. His feathers were black and white, and his beak was brighter than mine, same as his legs. He noticed we were about to kiss, and he burst out laughing! Serene pulled away quickly, which kind of sucks. We got close for out beaks to touch, and the same spark I felt this morning came back.

"So, I guess I'll leave you two alone?" He joked, walking back to the door. Serene pulled him to sit down, which I thought it was OK. We started to talk for a while until the doctor came in with my family.

"Good news, your bones will be healed in about two weeks." The doctor said, checking his clipboard. As he walked out, my mom shot me a dark glare.

"S-something w-wrong?" I stuttered. To be honest, my mom is the WORST person to mess with! There was this one time when I threw a party at the house...on second thought, it's too horrible to talk about it. Long story short, I got the bad end of the problem.

"Your principal called. He said you got out of school suspension and you have to pay off the damages." She answered, holding a picture of what happened. It looked like a planes hit the school straight down 15 times. (Just for everyone to know, this compares the horrific event of 9/11. It horrifies me to compare that awful event from the fact I was born a year before it happened. Once again, I am truly sorry if anyone recognizes the thought)

"But, how am I supposed to pay off the damage?" I asked. It only took a heartbeat for my mom to toss me a newspaper with over 30 ads circled with a pen. I looked over each one, and looked at Serene, showing her the newspaper. She only nodded and offered to help me with my job search.

Two weeks later:

About 2 weeks have passed, and I've ruined 25 job meetings! 10 were clothes shopping jobs, 6 were restaurant jobs, and 8 were jobs on gaming arcades and game shops. Obviously, I wanted to go for the gaming jobs but my mom screwed THOSE up. She kept saying I was better than this, and denied each one. About 8 of those gaming shops wanted me too! 12 hours passed, and there was only 1 job application I had to go through. I was walking with Serene to an address that read: 300 Park. When we stopped by the gate, we saw a golf cart driving close to us. The man driving it had a head the size of a giant lollipop, and he wore and old fancy outfit. He stopped close to us and gave us a childish greeting.

"Why hello! You must be looking for a job here at the park I suppose?" He let out with a giggle.

"Yes, I am. I was wondering if a job was available here." I answered, rubbing the back of my neck. Was this guy for real? He looks like he could be my great grandfather! As much as I wanted to complain, I kept my mouth shut. I shook his hand and introduced Serene. She bowed, like she was in a dress. Speaking of outfits, I wore a blue tanktop and dark blue jeans. Serene wore a mini skirt with a small shirt to where you could see her stomach. Her shirt was tight enough for you to see it was messing up her lady pecs. Every 5 minutes, I snuck a little peak at them just to receive a painful punch in the shoulder. Then the strangest thing happened.

"I am Pops. Would you like payment now Leon?" He offered. I quickly said yes, but Serene punched me in the stomach and shot me a dirty look. Pops shook his head at this and took out...a lollipop? Both Serene and me were shocked at this, but didn't show any signs of it. Pops offered us to take a ride on the golf cart, which we did, and we arrived at a house in the center of the park. It wasn't half bad, but I thought maybe I could live there when I can move out. I had a strange feeling that this park was more than it appeared...

(Thanks for reading ppl! Also, sorry if you didn't like Leon having a death experience! Please R&R and give me any ideas!)